Sit Down, Have a Beer (974 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.72 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Susie Derkins (View user info) at 2007-07-16 12:32:06 EDT
So the Epistolary Writing Contest has been cancelled. Whatever happened between the governing parties is none of my business, I just post here. Since it doesn't matter anymore, I'll post both my first and second round entries here. Enjoy them or don't, I'll still pop these Advil either way.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-25 05:51:08 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110464
Well would you want to miss it!!
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:01:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:41:08 EDT (#)
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oh Susie you minx.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:26:50 EDT (#)
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Hmmmm I Like sitting down, and I also Like Beer. This post has everything I need. ahhhhhhhhh
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:20:08 EDT (#)
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I liked yer little poems!
Thanks for showing me yer box....er um ice box.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:37:28 EDT (#)
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You had me at the title.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:00:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:31:26 PDT (#)
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I'll let everyone in on a little secret.
Miss Berry never really wanted to even run the contest.
She just wanted Shlongy to enter, make a mockery of it, blow it up, fuck with all of you, start some Uber fights, and leave shit particles raining all over the contest and Uber, while we sat back under an umbrella and watched the fun.
But alas, Shlongy was out of town and the plan went down the hopper.
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that worked really well with the last contest, as I recall.
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:56:50 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:29:05 EDT (#)
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I still like the second one better. Particularly the comments re: Captain Morgan. Oh, and keep in mind I still TOTALLY hate you. And stuff.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:14:55 EDT (#)
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+2 Susie Derkins
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:01:30 EDT (#)
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honk honk mother fucker
er..... well you get the picture.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:04:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:58:23 EDT (#)
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It was pretty much a weekend long event. Dinners out, a Phils game, drinks..good times, good times.
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Nice. Mine's coming up in a few: weekend at a buddy's cottage. Beers, nice lake to swim in and barbecued goodies. Can't go wrong!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:01:07 EDT (#)
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Better than mine.
**an official counter-douchebagery +2**
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:58:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:28:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Morgan is an asshole.
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I bet he wasn't invited to your birthday. How was it?
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It was pretty much a weekend long event. Dinners out, a Phils game, drinks..good times, good times.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:35:54 EDT (#)
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I actually judged this a 1.
Which just shows what a circle-jerk-mary-poppinsesque-faggity-poof I really am.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:33:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:13:03 EDT (#)
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Or check and see if the tone could possibly be construed as that of sarcasm, you ugly cunt.
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You are fucking retarded. Sarcasm is not an excuse for bad grammar, good try dumbshit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:31:26 EDT (#)
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I'll let everyone in on a little secret.
Miss Berry never really wanted to even run the contest.
She just wanted Shlongy to enter, make a mockery of it, blow it up, fuck with all of you, start some Uber fights, and leave shit particles raining all over the contest and Uber, while we sat back under an umbrella and watched the fun.
But alas, Shlongy was out of town and the plan went down the hopper.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:28:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Morgan is an asshole.
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I bet he wasn't invited to your birthday. How was it?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:27:00 EDT (#)
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Captain Morgan is an asshole.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:16:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:08:18 EDT (#)
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I really wish you would subject us with your drivel.
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*TO* your drivel ... numbnuts
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:15:21 EDT (#)
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I"m going to go cry in a corner now: some anonymous internet user called me an ugly cunt. Oh boo hoo. Run along, kiddo.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:13:03 EDT (#)
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Or check and see if the tone could possibly be construed as that of sarcasm, you ugly cunt.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:11:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:08:18 EDT (#)
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I really wish you would subject us with your drivel.
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Been paying attention, son? I just did subject you....oh...OH you meant "I really wish you WOULDN'T subject us TO your drivel." You might want to check your spelling and grammar before you try and insult someone, gives them less ammo for return fire.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:08:18 EDT (#)
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I really wish you would subject us with your drivel.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:41:51 EDT (#)
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that contest, and the way it was administered, was fucking obnoxious. would have been much better as a simple bandwagon instead of the overdone show berry tried to make of it. it would have had better entries that way as well.
i have no problem with her, but she comported herself like a child, flinging names at anyone who didn't act like it was the best thing to ever hit uber...bah. glad it's done.
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Needs more "attention whore. Besides that: ditto.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:05:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:01:43 EDT (#)
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you'll have no drama from me, ma'am. i am a gentle and kind man who loves peace and quiet more than anything.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:58:04 EDT (#)
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Bob - there was no public drama, really. If you look at the comments on the Round 1 results post, there was some drama there that should satiate you. There will be no drama here.
REPEAT: THERE WILL BE NO DRAMA HERE. I'M SICK AND FOR SOME REASON TASTE BLOOD AND THEREFORE AM NOT IN A GOOD MOOD. HEAR THAT SCOURGE YOU...YOU......POO HEAD?? YEAH, I SAID IT.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:57:10 EDT (#)
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Honk Honk :)
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:53:50 EDT (#)
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Will someone please tell me what caused this contest to end? I have read the cancellation post but it is severely lacking in drama and I NEED DRAMA GODDAMMIT.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:53:49 EDT (#)
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ATTN: oathmeal
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110165#2472578
Get a new hobby you fucking freak. The following me around hobby is fucking nasty. You're a clingy desperate loser.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:52:18 EDT (#)
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Already been warned below.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:48:49 EDT (#)
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Fag below.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:47:54 EDT (#)
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YOU HAVE TO BE PART OF THE DRAMA. DO IT. NOW. IF I CALL YOU A NAME WILL BECOME DRAMATIC? YOU ARE A DICK. DID THAT WORK?
DAMN.
I wasn't part of anything either, I just had the misfortune of reading some of it in reviews and it fucking annoyed me.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:44:41 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the newsflash Shlongy! Where would I be without you?
Scourge - like I said, I just post here. I try not to get involved in the drama anymore.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:41:51 EDT (#)
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that contest, and the way it was administered, was fucking obnoxious. would have been much better as a simple bandwagon instead of the overdone show berry tried to make of it. it would have had better entries that way as well.
i have no problem with her, but she comported herself like a child, flinging names at anyone who didn't act like it was the best thing to ever hit uber...bah. glad it's done.
also, honk.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:41:00 EDT (#)
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Yes...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:38:37 EDT (#)
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Too late. CANCELED!
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:38:17 EDT (#)
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Yours in varnish,
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:36:54 EDT (#)
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Honk. Very good darlin'
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:35:47 EDT (#)
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Take it easy on those advil.
junkie
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:35:07 EDT (#)
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