I'm Calling ALL of YOU Cock Touchers Out...WOMEN Too (2673 hits)
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Submitted by Legends Look Up To Me (View user info) at 2007-07-16 13:36:21 EDT
I'm not an Oathmeal, or a Andrew Dahm, or any other faggot that sends open and idle threats to anyone. I do not live in my parent's basement.
I most certainly make more money than even Shlongy does. I've not had to say this until now.
I will fly into any airport and kick the ever living shit out of you...in anything.
If you homos would like to get jiggy in hand to hand combat, I'm your huckleberry. If you'd like to host a puzzle completing contest, I'll fuck you up. If you would like to duel, old western style, once again I will seriously shoot your teeth through the back of your head, one by one, like an arcade game.
I'm an extremely volatile and dangerous person. I've done more covert operations more than a decade ago, hence the name, and if any of you would like to step up to the challenge just say so. I'm pretty sure that there won't be any takers, but just in case there are...who am I kidding? You won't have the hair on your balls to challenge me.
I have a house on both coasts so whenever you are ready, it will take me less than 12 hours to knock on your door and smack your head no less than 270 degrees, separating your vertebrate in more than 2 spots. Please, for your own safety, do not push me.
This is officially the last warning.
User Reviews
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yet another reason why cousins shouldn't marry.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're...calling all cock touchers, right? Are you lonely?
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I just love these users that only have put up one post in the past 3 years, I wonder, what must their lives be like?
they probobly have jobs that require their attention! Good for them!
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're...calling all cock touchers, right? Are you lonely?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dead yet?
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-17 02:53:45 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So... I guess I die in 9 hours.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahaha
Oh yeah.. .I have a challange for you. I'll beat you at crochet, so fast your head will spin and your hands will bleed.
Or in counted cross-stitch. Or good ol fashioned tailoring/sewing - either machine or by hand.
There. Threw down MY gauntlet.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ohhhh Lordy!...Come to Destin, Florida and I'll be more than happy to beat you like a prison dick.
Still kinda funny though.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lmao this is great.
Come to the Naval Base in Norfolk VA and I'll happily bounce your face off a sidewalk 6 or 19 times and send you on your way kiddo.
I am quite certain this was a joke post and I had a good laugh out of it, all though if you're serious and want me to beat your ass. Come on over and I'll bruise that ugly face of yours up a bit for ya.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-19 10:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this still going on...so what's this post about?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're being really mean. :-(
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a buzzkill. This reminds me of conversations I had with kids in my old neighborhood.
"I could beat you up."
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
Isn't there more to life than beating up people that make you upset with words on the internet? Like getting laid?
Right now I think I'd rather work on getting laid than beating people up.
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When you are late it's best not to announce it so that you look like a complete moron. In your case, I'll give you a pardon.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a buzzkill. This reminds me of conversations I had with kids in my old neighborhood.
"I could beat you up."
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
Isn't there more to life than beating up people that make you upset with words on the internet? Like getting laid?
Right now I think I'd rather work on getting laid than beating people up.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-18 12:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why did this ass ranger all of a sudden resurface? the post and reviews were somewhat entertaining but good god this storm piece of shit is really tiresome.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I challenge you to a thumbfight, in prague, next tuesday, at 2.00 pm.
be there or be square.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-18 07:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good luck with your crusade to destroy all cock touchers, women too...
Oh, and thanks for the input.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-07-17 22:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll challenge you. Which of us can take the most cocks up our ass in a 24 hour period? Judging by your camwhore, I'm going to have my work cut out for me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
low grade shenanigans since 2005
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mrs. Shlongy is going to get neck punched too if she's around his little golf outing. Ashlee, not only would I come to New York so I could publicly smack you but I will down anyone that gets in my way. I'm more dangerous than you could imagine.
Fey, shut the fuck up and go away, you Caesar bust model.
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The fact that you wrote this review, and the several following it, indicates to me that you are *not* in fact in or anywhere near Syracuse, which affirms my previous conclusion, that being that you are a pussy, a loser, and utterly full of shit. Do you cry while you masturbate?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dervish, that made me laugh. And frown a little.
storminateacup (someone else line, borrowing it, you can have it back later) - We know. But this post smelled like alter from the beginning, so we're still playing the game.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Could it be that so many of you retards who haven't bothered to look at the most recent post would be in the know?
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to be controversial and claim this is redskieslookfake (he who smelt it dealt it).
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Is it weird that someone as verbose as Fey using a colloquialism like the above gives me half a stock?
...
I'm not sure WHAT to think.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TTOM, you still talking, douchebag. You must really want to be kicked in the throat, don't you? I bet you're going to be so pissed when you see how big my fucking muscles are and how cut I am.
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dude, this cannot be real, who the hell talks like that? "you're going to be so pissed when you see how big my fucking muscles are and how cut I am" I mean, its just so corny.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to be controversial and claim this is redskieslookfake (he who smelt it dealt it).
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm gonna be controversial and say this is Rob Berg
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Look at the user though...
Robbie has only been around for like a year and a half i think and this guy has been here longer than me.
My money is on ADAM, thats right, I said it. All the over the top internet toughness, its Adam.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm gonna be controversial and say this is Rob Berg
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110205 MY CAMWHORE.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She
said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she
was really onto something.
-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People never really thought this was real right? I mean i'm stoned and I can still tell it's an alter.
Well done though. +2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait, douche toes...you pointing out what was blatantly there for almost 24 hours makes you witty? Are you a fucking retard? It took you almost 19 hours to come up with that response? Clever? Shut the fuck up and get your face back on my dick you rambling retard.
No, pointing out that you spent no less than 2 hours on this post gives me or any other observational person the ability to state that you don't have any friends.
Suck it easy, caterpillar.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden, I'm so fucking hardcore that your little minefield doesn't scare me, kid. I'm going to cut you before you are able to take 2 steps and blow yourself up. What's going to be really embarrassing for you is that I'm going to take your knife away from you and do it, bitch, because I'll be unarmed. Oh, and I've just booked a flight...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See, this is where we are different, you and I.
I come out with a witty, intelligent, well thought out amusing response.
You come out with "Well...yeah...but...you dont have any friends nyah! Ahma crumple you!"
And other such empty threats.
What are you? 12?
Im going to stop coming back to this, amusing as it is. I expect that you'll reply with something like "yeah youd better run"
Cheery bye, see you on the 1st.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoever this alter is, it's hilarious.
what's even funnier is that most of you are taking this seriously.
ps- i got the SF guys to let us go out back through their gate to the minefields. they are all going to place bets on who gets blown up or stabbed first. ever since they got busted for having all that booze and those hookers they were sneaking in, they have really been needing some entertainment. just let me know when you can get here. travel through Kuwait and Qatar is spotty, so i'll give you three days before i officially declare that you pussed out.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:44:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You little faggots are going to regret this....seriously.
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Man this post has it all!
It makes me so happy to have an uber account so that I can type random shit into a little white box.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TTOM, you just can't seem to get off my jock can you, faggot? Have I been on your mind all night, little bitch? Is that the reason you spent so much time on my gem of a post when you could have been doing things, like sexing, or hanging with your friends? You don't have friends or a girl do sex, do you?
I'm almost going to feel bad about kicking your ass, little bitch.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm Calling ALL of YOU Cock Touchers Out...WOMEN Too
You know, there is quite a lot of incongruity in that title.
I mean calling out women for a crumpling in the first place is not the work of a gentleman but its the whole cock-touching thing that is just odd.
I mean all the women, unless they bat for the other side, will probably have touched a cock, but that is not the stupidest thing about the title.
You see, ALL the men of Uber will have touched at least one cock: Their own. So calling us cock touchers isnt really an insult...unless...
Of course! Its so obvious now!
You have no penis.
See, now I just feel even more sorry for you.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You little faggots are going to regret this....seriously.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is some funny shit - London, Speakers Corner Hyde Park, I'll go there Sunday.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-17 06:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about we just have a couple beers and find some ripe-for-rutting strumpets instead?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-17 06:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, my God! That is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! If you like, fancy me why don't you just say so? God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 06:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey you, what you doin' on my patch, you total mingin' dog bitch!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 06:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Social Worker: Vicky, where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social Worker: Vicky, how could you do such a thing?
Vicky Pollard: I know. They're rubbish.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-17 06:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-17 05:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So... I guess I die in 9 hours
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That sucks. Worry not though Mr McCallum we shall all morn your passing by sitting reading your past posts which sipping whiskey and smoking, well I will anyway.
Em- Thanks for the tickle, I love how you know just where to get me :-)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-17 05:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So... I guess I die in 9 hours.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 05:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is the most serious I have ever seen Drogo, I may have to tickle him.......come here drogo!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-17 05:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this post is an absolute gem, I'm so glad I spent time reading it and the reviews. I'm booking a flight to scotland so I can see the ass kicking that goes on on the 1st.
Chances are though I will be dissapointed, pretty much like your parents probably were when you were born, and I will have to go have a drink to console myself.
Still, cheers for the laugh.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-17 05:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This gets funnier every times I read it..
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 04:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:37:35 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
it will take me less than 12 hours to knock on your door
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Not where I live, faggot.
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Seconded
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 03:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-17 05:10:05 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well I'm scared.
And I recently shaved the hair on my balls. So there.
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Do you find that when it grows back you get a nice little itch or is that just my herpes :(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-17 00:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well I'm scared.
And I recently shaved the hair on my balls. So there.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-07-16 23:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You ubervores pushed this twatling little post to the top of most heated?
what are you all, American?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-16 23:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever helps you get to sleep at night, cupcake. Must be chilly all alone in your parent's basement.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-16 23:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Storm left.
It's past his bedtime.
Also: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110094
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah yes,Gary Busey. The poor mans Nick Nolte.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You little creep! I'll have you on a stick!"
-Gary Busey, in some shitty 80's action flick.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.google.com/maps?q=525+Market+St,+San+Francisco,+CA+94105,+USA&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title
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Do not forsake me O my darlin'
On this our wedding day.
Do not forsake me O my darlin'
Wait, wait along.
The noonday train will bring Frank Miller.
If I'm a man I must be brave
And I must face that deadly killer
Or lie a coward, a craven coward,
Or lie a coward in my grave.
O to be torn 'twixt love and duty!
S'posin' I lose my fair-haired beauty!
Look at that big hand move along
Nearin' high noon.
He made a vow while in State's Prison,
Vow'd it would be my life or his and
I'm not afraid of death, but O,
What will I do if you leave me?
Do not forsake me O my darlin'
You made that promise when we wed.
Do not forsake me O my darlin'
Although you're grievin', I can't be leavin'
Until I shoot Frank Miller dead.
Wait along, wait along
Wait along
Wait along
- "Do Not Forsake Me [The Ballad of High Noon]", words by Ned Washington, music by Dmitri Tiomkin
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahah sure mate sure, keep telling yourself that. Then one day, one sweet sweet day, youll realise what a total Patrick Henry youve made of your life and wear a gas oven as a hat. And on that day the total worth of the Human race will increase a small but statistically significant amount.
You fucking douche.
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HAHA!
FUCKING AWESOME!
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-17 03:13:20 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wildman, what's your addy, loser? I'll come fuck you up tomorrow.
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You don't want me.
I'll just give you a hot-shot in the neck as I walk past you.
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We all know what he really wants is a hot shot in the throat.
You know what I mean.
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Ell-oh-fucking-ell.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-17 03:13:20 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wildman, what's your addy, loser? I'll come fuck you up tomorrow.
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You don't want me.
I'll just give you a hot-shot in the neck as I walk past you.
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We all know what he really wants is a hot shot in the throat.
You know what I mean.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wildman, what's your addy, loser? I'll come fuck you up tomorrow.
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You don't want me.
I'll just give you a hot-shot in the neck as I walk past you.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yah.Listen.I'm going to need you to go ahead and post a picture of what or who you are. So I can decide whether to do a puzzle or fight. What about Scrabble?
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This guy made my night.
Here you go, storm. This isn't me, but he's ALWAYS itchin' for a fight. Go on ahead and knock on his door, what say?
George W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-17 03:02:27 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unlucky for you Jack, I'm in my West Coast villa. I'm going to smear your faggot red head all over the curb then beat your head into a paper machine. Mark my words.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I second that
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unlucky for you Jack, I'm in my West Coast villa. I'm going to smear your faggot red head all over the curb then beat your head into a paper machine. Mark my words.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unlucky for you Jack, I'm in my West Coast villa. I'm going to smear your faggot red head all over the curb then beat your head into a paper machine. Mark my words.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Somebody's going to get their ass kicked and rest assured that I am not (V) or an alter. That faggot would get his ass kicked worse than Van Damme had Chuck Norris been in Bloodsport.
So far as I see, I've got two people who are going to get OBLITERATED.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack, you'll regret those words. Pick a time and place, brother.
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The corner of First and Market Streets, downtown San Francisco.
Noon.*
I'll be waiting in that little plaza under the building that looks a lot like the Texas School Book Depository.
* Well within your 12 hour window according to this...
"...it will take me less than 12 hours to knock on your door and smack your head..."
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you talking about? I dispense no such charity - I just didn't think you had it in you - I mean you started off pretty weak but you have since proven yourself to be all kinds of huffy AND puffy.
You receive full points.
Carry on.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 02:42:32 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
TTOM, are you pissed, mate? I sense a ton of hostility talking out of fear of your safety. Don't back out now. I'll meet you in your little faggot park and break your arm in a kimora? Are you even familiar with what that is? I'd be drunk too, if I were you.Now, you lush , is not the time to back out.
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This is by far THE most amusing conversation I have had this month. I belive a kimora is a martial arts lock involving one of those very comprimising positions where it looks like two dudes are trying to fag each other up, so no wonder thats your hold of choice.
Also, from "Now, you lush" I am fully convinced this is shennnaaannnniiigggannnsss of the highest order.
Dont worry though, Ill play this through to the end and take a picture of me in Kelvingrove park, alone, with the days newspaper and a watch to prove you never turned up.
As if you were real anyway.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dammit, I meant WILDman - but this god-damn post is STILL freakin' molten I got cock-blocked.
>grumble<
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wildman, what's your addy, loser? I'll come fuck you up tomorrow.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weird jackass below.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen here, rob_berg. You take your charitable 2's and shove them up your ass before I come kick your ass up to your throat. That is the only way you could talk shit to me, chump.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and I'm not above camwhoring to show you just how big of a threat I am. If you imbeciles want it, I'll bring it. Then I'll kick half of your asses at the same time.
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Oooh! If you look closely, you can actually SEE his balls shrinking.
What a tit.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Teeny tiny pee-pee alter alert.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TTOM, are you pissed, mate? I sense a ton of hostility talking out of fear of your safety. Don't back out now. I'll meet you in your little faggot park and break your arm in a kimora? Are you even familiar with what that is? I'd be drunk too, if I were you. Now, you lush, is not the time to back out.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just saw a ghost below
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(V)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This HAS to be a joke, i've decided. It can't be real.
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What is with all the random, dusty usernames popping up of late?
weird.
I'm upgrading you to a solid 2, fine work here Mr. Wolf.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahah sure mate sure, keep telling yourself that. Then one day, one sweet sweet day, youll realise what a total Patrick Henry youve made of your life and wear a gas oven as a hat. And on that day the total worth of the Human race will increase a small but statistically significant amount.
You fucking douche.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TTOM, you still talking, douchebag. You must really want to be kicked in the throat, don't you? I bet you're going to be so pissed when you see how big my fucking muscles are and how cut I am.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and since nobody else seems to be willing to say it...
JMG POWERS GO:
SHITTY ALTER ALERT
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 02:28:44 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and I'm not above camwhoring to show you just how big of a threat I am. If
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This oughta be good
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and I'm not above camwhoring to show you just how big of a threat I am. If you imbeciles want it, I'll bring it. Then I'll kick half of your asses at the same time.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Some weasel below appreciates the thing of beauty that I truly am.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are You kidding me?
Are You seriously, absolutely genuine?
The way you talk about yourself, George Washington, Vincent Van Gogh, Alexander the Great, Ted Bundy, Ron Jeremy, and Solid Snake, working in concert without any reservations or conflicts and at their very best with all applicable resources at hand, could not overcome such a force as You.
You don't belong on Ubersite! We need You out there curing cancer, ending war, solving pollution, and relieving world hunger!
Then, once you're done with that, do you think you could get started on that tricky Rapture and Second Coming business?
Thanks very much. 'Preciate that.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And of course, that's why you're here. Because of all your great accomplishments.
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This HAS to be a joke, i've decided. It can't be real.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack, you'll regret those words. Pick a time and place, brother.
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sad cunt
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
......This isn't a joke? Really, seriously not a joke?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-17 01:13:29 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can go to jail for these types of posts.
Seriously.
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And since Shitfuck has brought the wrath of the Secret Service down upon Bart once already...LETS GO FOR A TWOFER!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can go to jail for these types of posts.
Seriously.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack- why'd you stiff on the BV?
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you wont do a god damn thing you pussy i dont even want another idol threat in reponse.. just show up. if you havent by next monday i guess well know how bad you really are
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty, I'll be there in less than 8 hours and if for one instant you think that you'll have time to use your weapon, you are dead wrong. I wouldn't go to sleep tonight.
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HAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I just had to give this post a + 1. Why? 'Cause this guy scares the be-jeepers out of me. I would not want to be alone in a dark alley with this one.For fear of what body parts might be touched.I wouldn't want to "get jiggy" with this homo. Not in a boat,or with a goat I Do not like L.L.U.T.M. Not in a train, or in a plane as this fuckin' weirdo has a lump of shit for a brain.
(Oh,shit stand by with the kleenex I think he's going to start bawling again).
So if you really want to impress everyone at Uber, post pictures of you kicking the crap out of someone.(try not to use your family videos).OK,hotshot!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never experienced such an internet tough guy. "dont push me," "this is your last warning?"
in all honesty why hasnt anyone said "or what?"
Are you going to type me to death you fucking pole eater? Jesus this pisses me off more than anything has ever pissed me off, not because of its inherent "im hiding the fact that im ghey"-ness but just that there's no use to an internet threat, NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN, and I hope this dude types his annoying fag threats until he gets carpel tunnel.
What makes a kid like you as angry as you are? I mean shit alot of people go through stages where they question their sexuality, so your ghey, its ok man alot of people are. Im sure you'll find the fruity, hairy, big cocked black man that you're looking for someday. He's out there, you just need to keep searching.
fucking douche-nozzle.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a dicksucker this guy is. Actually, legitimate dicksuckers want nothing to do with him because he is giving dicksuckers a bad name now that everyone is calleing him a dicksucker.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will fly into any airport and kick the ever living shit out of you...in anything.
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Okay. Fly into SFO next week and kick the shit out of me while you are in a bikini. A pink bikini. And white Go-Go boots. Let's get a whole Gidget Goes Apeshit thing going.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've done more covert operations
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Yeah, but most of us outgrew the wacking off under the sheets thing long ago, tubs.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please, for your own safety, do not push me.
This is officially the last warning.
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Does the spongy fat of your jowls and belly continue to shiver even after your rage has dissipated? If you laugh at noon is it still gently rolling at midnight?
Is it, fat boy? ANSWER ME!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you would like to duel, old western style, once again I will seriously shoot your teeth through the back of your head, one by one, like an arcade game.
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Guess what, shitbag? Even though I am not a huge fan of guns, I'm a dead shot. I could shoot the festering sores off the end of your shrivelled dick at a hundred feet.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have the PERFECT thing for this post.
-2.
Accessorizing can be FUN!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
goddamn you really dont get the one post a day thing huh?
What makes a kid like you as angry as you are? I mean shit alot of people go through stages where they question their sexuality, so your ghey, its ok man alot of people are. Im sure you'll find the fruity, hairy, big cocked black man that you're looking for someday. He's out there, you just need to keep searching.
fucking douche-nozzle.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haven't a single one of you faggots got the guts to accept the challenge?
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Um yeah, actually pretty much all of us - but we're a bit embarrassed for you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
impressive
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:54:41 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can you read, or is your CA-125 too high right now? I said less than a 1/2 hour...so you find me a helipad and I'm going to perhaps even beat the cancer out of you. You, boy, will be hospitalized for a whole different set of reasons.
Then I'm going to fuck you in the ass to show you what a 'fag' really is...bitch.
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That whole extra 15 minutes gonna tire you out yeah? Or already looking for excuses as to why you wont be there?
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&tab=wl&q=
Hows that, detailed directions from a helipad to Kelvingrove park.
Also sorry but youre not my type. I prefer it when men arent whiny little bitches.
Bitch.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can you read, or is your CA-125 too high right now? I said less than a 1/2 hour...so you find me a helipad and I'm going to perhaps even beat the cancer out of you. You, boy, will be hospitalized for a whole different set of reasons.
Then I'm going to fuck you in the ass to show you what a 'fag' really is...bitch.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:45:31 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
TTOM I will beat the chemo out of you boy, do you think you can handle that? I will meet you there. I don't know fuck all about that god damn shit hole you call a country, so you tell me if the airport is less than 1/2 hour away from this park. If it isn't, you tell me where the nearest helipad is and I will make sure your face meets my hand at breakneck speed. Do you understand me, boy?
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Oh yes dear boy, the airport is aboot 45 mins away from Kelvingrove park. Well, until the 1st I shall quake in my little booties awaiting your arrival.
Fag.
OH I WENT THERE!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TTOM I will beat the chemo out of you boy, do you think you can handle that? I will meet you there. I don't know fuck all about that god damn shit hole you call a country, so you tell me if the airport is less than 1/2 hour away from this park. If it isn't, you tell me where the nearest helipad is and I will make sure your face meets my hand at breakneck speed. Do you understand me, boy?
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Obvious ploy.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go outside. Do something worthwhile. You'll feel better.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:16:18 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Haven't a single one of you faggots got the guts to accept the challenge?
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Well if you want to come to Glasgow, I will meet you in Kelvingrove park, beside the Boer War statue, say 1st of August at 2 o clock and then we can rumble.
See you there?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that's a girl, you retard.
you are made of suck
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Scrawny baby dicked cuntwad who'd get his ass handed to him, below.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is really quite pathetic
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haven't a single one of you faggots got the guts to accept the challenge?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree with c1ndy, but I can't bring myself to rate such an obvious piece of shit any higher than this...
> 'bring it! bring it!'
> *doesn't bring it*
My personal favourite is where it first states that Your Mom jokes are a crappy excuse for humour (I agree there, by the way), and in the same comment tries do one itself.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best post I've ever seen.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha get a fucking grip!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Red!
I was just thinking that I hadn't seen you around for a while. How's things?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh dear
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was kinda sweet, storm, thanks. I always thought Ceasar had a distinguished air. And every mandyke likes to have her bust admired..
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden, you stupid cunt. I will happily fight you, but not in your contractor barracks. You want to fight in the mine field, fine. I will give you the biggest Italian style smile you could imagine. You've only read about the shit I'm going to do to you in safety manuals.
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you're gonna dig him a fox-hole?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden, you stupid cunt. I will happily fight you, but not in your contractor barracks. You want to fight in the mine field, fine. I will give you the biggest Italian style smile you could imagine. You've only read about the shit I'm going to do to you in safety manuals.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anyone notice that he didn't accept my challenge?
storm, if you are a real man, get your ass to Afghanistan and we will have a knife fight in the minefields not 100 meters from where i type this. it will be done mexican gang style, where we tie a bandana to each of our wrists.
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like the music video for "beat it"
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and don't tell me you don't have the clearance to get here. i got here with nothing but a passport, scamming the whole way.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anyone notice that he didn't accept my challenge?
storm, if you are a real man, get your ass to Afghanistan and we will have a knife fight in the minefields not 100 meters from where i type this. it will be done mexican gang style, where we tie a bandana to each of our wrists.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mrs. Shlongy is going to get neck punched too if she's around his little golf outing. Ashlee, not only would I come to New York so I could publicly smack you but I will down anyone that gets in my way. I'm more dangerous than you could imagine.
Fey, shut the fuck up and go away, you Caesar bust model.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Would Mrs Shlongy swing, though? I haven't received that impression...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My guess is his swinger's club.
Cause we all know what a P.I.M.P. shlongy is.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
His cigar club?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
His Bingo club?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
His support club?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
His club sammich?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
His golf club?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEAT
I wish I had time to watch these events unfold...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Like THAT'S gonna happen in my lifetime, shitfuck.
Not likely.
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Well, duh, dearheart. Of course it wouldn't happen IN your lifetime, it would be the end of your lifetime. Silly Shlongy. Your logic failed you.
And what club? His fanclub?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy, don't be suprised you Elmer Fudd looking twat cricket.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Like THAT'S gonna happen in my lifetime, shitfuck.
Not likely.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope someone beats shlongy to death with his own club..
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a bunch of faggot pussies the lot of you have turned out to be. I can't get one genuine challenger who thinks they can outdo me. Am I really that fear inducing? Don't answer that.
I know I am.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
While you're filling your schedule, pencil me in for Thursday, I'm thinking 3-ish, at the tenth teebox, Eagle's Pointe CC in Bluffton.
I'd enjoy knocking your teeth down your throat just seconds before I lace a Titleist Pro V-1x down the middle of the fairway.
Don't be late! We don't want to hold up my foursome!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're not an Oathmeal, you're Oathmeal, aren'tcha?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
come to Afghanistan. i just finished sharpening my new blade and i will stab you in the throat as soon as you step off that C-17.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worthless cunt full of fear below.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not even remotely interested in letting you within sniffing distance of my real life. It's bad enough you hang out in my computer. I don't want to know if you actually exist, BECAUSE IT WOULD DEPRESS THE FUCK OUT OF ME. While you are on the other side of my screen, I can pretend you aren't actually as absolutely useless in real life as you are online.
Let me keep my illusions. The world will be a better place for it.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fey, you fearful coward...if you truly weren't worried you'd post your address and watch me in slow motion as I come stick your man face in a wood chipper.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Harry, why as a detective do you voluntarily live in Compton? I mean, do you enjoy getting shot at?
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Are you kidding? They don't dare shoot me. I'm Harry "Dirty Harry" Callahan, man! I can't get past "You gotta ask yourself one question" before they immediately start pissing themselves and tripping over each other to get away. Much like our young homosexual friend, Storm, here.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give me your address, fey, you eye sore and I will come beat you all the way to your Sweden prison.
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Beat me all the way to my Sweden prison? Excuse me, what?
And you just hit a new low.
Picture it... a 12 hour flight - the dry, recycled air drying your nostrils out - your circulation to your limbs failing, your ankles swelling - the crap food, even in Business or First class airplane food is not exactly gourmet - and through it all, keeping yourself psyched up, "must beat Fey, must hurt Fey, she's not afraid of me. Must make her see my POWER!".
Get over it.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should come to Syracuse and talk that shit... I've never seen anyone get shot before.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give me your address, fey, you eye sore and I will come beat you all the way to your Sweden prison.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Would you like to get your face punched in, Fey, you ugly man-dyke?
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Oh dear god. You really truly are.
Sure, why not. You apparently have the stish and the psychoses to make your way to Sweden to hurt me because I don't take you seriously and find your posturing amusing and yet sad.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, toots below, you dumb cunt bell. Compton is just some made up place because he's too afraid of the round house kick that would knock his neck off of his shoulders. As for you, if you'd like to get punched in the cunt I'm your huckleberry. I'd make sure that you'd never pass a seed on as long as you live.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Harry, why as a detective do you voluntarily live in Compton? I mean, do you enjoy getting shot at?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That this shit-fuckery is getting any attention at all is a testament to how boring Ubersite has been lately.
Truly, we have ourselves to blame for this retard.
SHAME ON US.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your weapon is a pussy piece of shit compared to the years of training and experience I have. I, myself, am a weapon. Why don't you give your name so that I can verify your address, pussy? I'd hate to see some random jerk get hurt at your expense.
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The name's Harry Callahan, Det. Harry Callahan. You may call me Detective or Mr. Callahan.
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Elvis Costello's 'Watchin' the Detectives' was just on the radio. Weird.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You Fail.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You found me out. My real address is
445 Payne Rd.
Compton, CA
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, Harry, detective, lucky for you there is no Compton, NJ.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Would you like to get your face punched in, Fey, you ugly man-dyke?
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your weapon is a pussy piece of shit compared to the years of training and experience I have. I, myself, am a weapon. Why don't you give your name so that I can verify your address, pussy? I'd hate to see some random jerk get hurt at your expense.
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The name's Harry Callahan, Det. Harry Callahan. You may call me Detective or Mr. Callahan.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Are you really, genuinely, actually, absolutely for REAL and truly seriously doing what you're doing?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you serious?
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Is your face seriously chiseled like a mans?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you serious?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your weapon is a pussy piece of shit compared to the years of training and experience I have. I, myself, am a weapon. Why don't you give your name so that I can verify your address, pussy? I'd hate to see some random jerk get hurt at your expense.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty, I'll be there in less than 8 hours and if for one instant you think that you'll have time to use your weapon, you are dead wrong. I wouldn't go to sleep tonight.
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Oh I'll be asleep. In fact I'll leave the door unlocked, the gun unloaded and just beat you with my garden hose, you're not worth getting the shotty dirty.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, mom jokes are fucking great. Speaking of which, I owe your mom for child support money. I'm afraid that I'm your daddy, too.
Now, bitch, start sweating.
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*cough*
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, mom jokes are fucking great. Speaking of which, I owe your mom for child support money. I'm afraid that I'm your daddy, too.
Now, bitch, start sweating.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and the only reason why I was sweatin on prom was because your mom kept asking for more.
HAY-OH!
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Fucking scorching burn, 3rd degree even!
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HIGH-FIVE!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty, I'll be there in less than 8 hours and if for one instant you think that you'll have time to use your weapon, you are dead wrong. I wouldn't go to sleep tonight.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and the only reason why I was sweatin on prom was because your mom kept asking for more.
HAY-OH!
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Fucking scorching burn, 3rd degree even!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and the only reason why I was sweatin on prom was because your mom kept asking for more.
HAY-OH!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Plus I take Claritin....I have no snot.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Merlina, the bulldog-faced retard is getting worked up. I'd love nothing more than to smack her like the ugly cunt she is. Labia circumcision would be a compliment to her.
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I don't get worked up. I'm too old to care about children like you.
You mean nothing to the world.
I'm sorry to tell you that but you know its true.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drake, I could beat the snot out of you in less than 10 seconds. I'd beat you so hard that your hair would be less gay, and that's damn near impossible.
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you have to get that safety dance out of your head, and that dick out of your ass. Which, by my calculations, "is damn near impossible", so I feel......we'll say, less than scared of you.
and how exactly would a beating make my hair any different. My face would be different from a beating, but the hair is messy anyway. You make no sense.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty, give me your address and see if I don't beat you like an OJ trial. You better be sweating like a virgin on prom night, bitch.
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422 Payne St.
Compton, NJ.
Bring it homes. It's been about awhile since the Benelli Super 90 has been used for some self-defense.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Merlina, the bulldog-faced retard is getting worked up. I'd love nothing more than to smack her like the ugly cunt she is. Labia circumcision would be a compliment to her.
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to marry you.
and by marry, I mean not marry.
haha. Loser.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your 'hate' is lame.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GO ON JERRY SPRINGER.
It sounds like you enjoy making a twat of yourself in public...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, what a fucking asshole-nosed prick
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think that by 'volatile' and 'dangerous', you actually mean 'prone to evaporation at room temperature' and 'prone to oxygen-depleting exothermic reactions'.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drake, I could beat the snot out of you in less than 10 seconds. I'd beat you so hard that your hair would be less gay, and that's damn near impossible.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's crumpling time, DirtyHarry
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:44:47 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty, give me your address and see if I don't beat you like an OJ trial. You better be sweating like a virgin on prom night, bitch.
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If I give you the address of where I'll be next weekend do you wanna come beat me up you rancid, snivelling scrote?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's like Oathmeal and ETS had a kid. Interesting....
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty, give me your address and see if I don't beat you like an OJ trial. You better be sweating like a virgin on prom night, bitch.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NOW WE'RE TALKING! LET'S HAVE A PIER SIX BRAWL!
PS. No WAY you make more scratch than Shlongy.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a house on both coasts so whenever you are ready
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euphamism for "I swing both ways"
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Consider this a push.
*PUSH*
Now, I shall eagerly await your visit.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many -2 to get this arse off the front page?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have no balls to have hair on them.
And I'm a hippy so generally a nice person
But I'd kick your ass.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HELO THAR DESOLATE MISSMANSEX.
Your e-thuggery is about as effective as poop flavored pop-sicle.
Your dad should have pulled out.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet your penis is also very long and girthy.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a house on both coasts so whenever you are ready, it will take me less than 12 hours to knock on your door and smack your head no less than 270 degrees, separating your vertebrate in more than 2 spots. Please, for your own safety, do not push me.
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DesolateMisanthrope? Is that you?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I believe you.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bahahahahah.....
you lose at life.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm an extremely volatile and dangerous person
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oh purlease