Susie Derkins ruined my shit (628 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.89 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2007-07-16 13:45:32 EDT
So the contest hit the wall, whatever.
Other users have posted their entries so I will too, althogh why I want to be associated with such a crappy effort is beyond me. If they can cast aside the sheild of anonymity, so can I.
Behold the product of my thinking that Miss Susie dry-raped and eliminated in round one.
Dear Table,
I just had to write to thank you for such a wonderful time the other night. When you told me you were a professional athlete I had no idea how exciting your job was. I bet it would hurt anyone else to have those big wrestlers jumping on top of them, but not you, you stud. You are so much more of a man than that loser nightstand I used to date. He treated me terribly too, always leaving the remote on my cushion instead of carrying it himself.
Well, they say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, and I can't wait to get back under you. Even if I do have to share you with my three friends.
Love always,
Chair
User Reviews
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-09 01:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BURN IN HELL SUSIE DERKINS!
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-08-09 01:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn I guess that works too! Talcum Powder.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks SH, I thought it was Talcum Powder.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shlongy, what is TP?
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TP is an acronym for Toilet Paper.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shlongy, what is TP?
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please refrain from making posts so shitty again, please.
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boy, this storms a real cockmonger huh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What'd she do, interrupt you in "mid dump"? Steal all the TP?
Move her face?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To counter the fag 3 below.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was concerned that I would get -2namied when I posted this, so when i saw -2 on 1 review I figured here it comes....
but then I saw it was just Storm, who cares.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The wrestling angle was funny. I'm also countering the douchebaggery below.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please refrain from making posts so shitty again, please.