Allow me to make one thing quite clear. (798 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal, partying like a lab rat since 1980 (View user info) at 2007-07-16 13:57:51 EDT
There has been a lot of posturing and tete-a-tete lately regarding certain users' wealth, physical abilities, appearance, etc.
Apparently there are a handful of you who think you are better in some way than the rest of us. Perhaps you feel you are better looking, make more money or are more intelligent.
This all comes as some surprise to me, OathMeal. I thought this issue was laid to rest through my willed submission of proof that I am, in fact, superior in every imaginable way to each and every one of you.
Now I don't want to have to go back and recount exactly the instances in which I near mathematically proved myself better than all of you, but they're there. If you take the time and really get into it, they're there.
I really am doing this as a favor to Ubersite. There is no sense in this sophomoric back-and-forth when the clear ubermensche on uberSITE is yours truly.
I wholly expect there to be an ensuing tidal wave of -2's and I welcome that.
Just know that, in the end, OathMeal rocks your fucking face off and there's no two ways about it.
:)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:47:11 EDT (#)
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I think its quite obvious that I am the loveliest male.
Close run thing with Shlongy but my rather large penis wins the day!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:42:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:26:28 EST (#)
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DO NOT BE BAD TO THORPE
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One correction:
It was gay when everyone EXCEPT Shlongy did it.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:06:37 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bob, I'm pretty sure he's Apollo's alter. You can never tell for sure but if it LOOKS like shit, SMELLS like shit and TASTES like shit...well, then...
nope.
i don't really do alters like that.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could you all stop taking your girlfriends/flatmates/mothers pill and chill the fuck out for a bit.
Hmmmmmmn?
For the record....
DO NOT BE BAD TO THORPE
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the pedophiliac, scary, cock smoking clown.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no comment, bitch.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I wholly expect there to be an ensuing tidal wave of -2's and I welcome that. "
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I guess you'd have to expect them since you're still around uber loving every negative bit of attention you get like the neglected, masochistic child that you are.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
satisfied the imperatives - CHECK
delivered a hearty fuck you - CHECK
drinking beer at work - UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck is going on with uber today man, everyone wants to kick everyone elses ass! this if fucking crazy.
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well that was most certainly a waste of my time to read.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm tougher than you!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Uh-huh!"
fucking hell...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can not find the words to express how I feel about all you useless piles of corn filled steamy shit that feel it necessary to try to intimidate an "internet foe". so instead I'll provide the one word that sums it up, albeit not as strongly as I'd like:
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:25:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, which one of you pussies wants to get fucked up first? Bob or Oathy?
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This was gay when ToxicNarcotic and donitsu offered to fly hidden out for a fight years ago.
It was gay when Shlongy began that shtick, way back whenever it was he showed up.
It was gay every other time someone on Uber threatened to beat someone up.
It's gay now.
It will be gay when storm threatens to beat me up.
It will be gay when he picks the next guy too.
It will be gay tomorrow.
It will be gay next week.
It will be gay next month.
It will be gay when the next alter picks up the baton and retardedly stumbles into the parking lot and under a bus with it.
Are we noticing a trend here?
Stop. Please.
It's getting too hard for the casual user to know who the douche d'heure is.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm tougher on the internet than you are :P
I have a cool hat!
just remember that arguing on the internet is like winning a medal at the special olympics,
even if you win you are still retarded.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bob, how'd you like for me to come pay you a visit and smack the cellulite right out of your forehead, you fucking heathen.
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ROFL AT INTERNET TOUGHNESS.
If you ever find yourself in Calgary AB I will give you me address and you can see what universal healthcare is like.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul, you could quite easily be the easiest person to beat the shit out of on this website, even more so than Axolotl and Thorpe.
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i dunno what that means considering i haven't read the post
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about you and storm cancel each other out?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by andkon (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...to negate shlongy. i hate that fucker
Quit talking to yourself, assface.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Truth below.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul, you could quite easily be the easiest person to beat the shit out of on this website, even more so than Axolotl and Thorpe.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:21:15 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:17:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, which one of you pussies wants to get fucked up first? Bob or Oathy?
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Goddamnit you faggot I thought you were going to beat me up in Newcastle next weekend?
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That was me. Check yoself, nigga.
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Wait, so are you still coming? I'm preparing a splendid feast for after you're done crumpling me!
I'm really confused.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, which one of you pussies wants to get fucked up first? Bob or Oathy?
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keep my name out of your mouth you little pussy.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:17:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, which one of you pussies wants to get fucked up first? Bob or Oathy?
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Goddamnit you faggot I thought you were going to beat me up in Newcastle next weekend?
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That was me. Check yoself, nigga.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
aaaaaalrighty then.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:17:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, which one of you pussies wants to get fucked up first? Bob or Oathy?
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Goddamnit you faggot I thought you were going to beat me up in Newcastle next weekend?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm weigh better than ewe.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, which one of you pussies wants to get fucked up first? Bob or Oathy?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
skrap have fun.
And I don't WANT to go outside dammit because there are REAL PEOPLE out there with REAL FACES and shit.
*shudder*
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, Uber sucks today. I am flying to Uncivilized, Mississippi in an hour, where I have to crawl around in a fire scene sweating a lot and getting really quite dirty. Though it's entirely possible that some of the ashes clinging to my boots may be human, I'd rather do that than look at these posturing losers for even one more review.
Storm (you were hawt in X-Men, by the way)...
imauselesstit or whatever the fuck it is...
Oafmealymouf...
All of you just stop it. Go outside and play.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bob, how'd you like for me to come pay you a visit and smack the cellulite right out of your forehead, you fucking heathen.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about storm
User id: 11288
Registered on or around: 2004-08-15 19:19:20 EDT
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When did this fucking retard surface? Is he someones long lost alter?
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I think you're right Bob. Oathy, chin check some of these fools will ya?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bob, I'm pretty sure he's Apollo's alter. You can never tell for sure but if it LOOKS like shit, SMELLS like shit and TASTES like shit...well, then...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about storm
User id: 11288
Registered on or around: 2004-08-15 19:19:20 EDT
# Messages posted: 11
# Reviews written: 98
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 241
# Hits: 4840
Average rating of all messages: -1.31
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When did this fucking retard surface? Is he someones long lost alter?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I wholly expect there to be an ensuing tidal wave of -2's and I welcome that."
Well, I never want to be one to disapoint...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If at any one time you are brazen enough to give me your address I will take a direct helicopter flight to as close as I can possibly get to your trailer park and smack you like the red head bitch you are. Do not think that I'm playing or that'll be your ass in a sling.
I hope that I made myself perfectly clear.
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Perfectly Queer indeed
Submitted by andkon (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...to negate shlongy. i hate that fucker
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If at any one time you are brazen enough to give me your address I will take a direct helicopter flight to as close as I can possibly get to your trailer park and smack you like the red head bitch you are. Do not think that I'm playing or that'll be your ass in a sling.
I hope that I made myself perfectly clear.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, why not?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Steaming pile of gay.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there a full moon out tonight?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzshitforbrainszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Attn: storm and that marine dude.