Uberdrama: Susie Derkins in her Unadulterated Top Heaviness (1315 hits)
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Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2007-07-16 15:22:28 EDT
For backstory, see this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110115
and also this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110124
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-08 17:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Simon, instead of cultivating armies of alters and dropping ratings an old post, maybe you could, just a suggestion here, try to cultivate a life outside uber instead. Maybe that way you could take the opinions of anonymous intraweb persons with the proverbial grain of salt. In short, get a life and ignore me if it bugs you that much. You know, kinda like how I ignored you when you sent that "let's stop this and be friends" note to a junk email account I made three years ago.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wooo!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ic, to prove how much you hate just me, and that it is not in fact my posts, please reference this http://www.ubersite.com/m/110420#2484633 . I wrote that article that you were so happy to +2. Don't believe me? username: gwenwyvar password: icarus
Get off my jock already.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-18 11:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you see here is pretty much the truth. Except for the part about my having a brother. Or the part where Susie pile-drives Shlongy. Susie may or may not be a leprechaun. I don't know really. The rest is real.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-18 02:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So, are you fucking this broad or what?
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Thank goodness. I was starting to think you were losing your touch.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-18 01:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So does any of this have any kind of truth to it at all? Or is it just a big joke? I'm a little confused...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-17 07:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't really know what's going on here, but it was still amusing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 03:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im gonna pop a cap in yo ass biatch *lick*
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 23:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-17 03:52:24 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't decide which of you is sexier.
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Neither, its me
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't decide which of you is sexier.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh good lord, Susie, I mean that IN THE DRAWING HE COULD BE GRINDING HIS, not that WE... oh, this is ridiculous. Quite IMing me with death threats.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I SUPPOSE it could be considered armpit sex, if you're getting all interpretational and Freudian and shit...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Steak - wait till he starts flinging his feces.
Dude, what am I doing to Shlongy??
I think you're trying to suck me off right through my Dockers, but that's just speculation on my part.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So, are you fucking this broad or what?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is still going on?
This sort of thing does not get funnier over time, believe me.
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And Desolate Dick in ass could never be as serious as I am. That fuckwad would get this shit smacked so hard even Jose Canseco would think I was juicing.
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I don't know why but this made me laugh.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is still going on?
This sort of thing does not get funnier over time, believe me.
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And Desolate Dick in ass could never be as serious as I am. That fuckwad would get this shit smacked so hard even Jose Canseco would think I was juicing.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O NOW I C
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Truth #3 was SUPPOSED to say: sure, Alphonse is a little light in the loafers, and maybe he listens to Hall&Oates while shopping for antiques with his cat. Is that any reason to duck out of a marriage of convenience??
:-(
My kung fu is weak.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I'm quoteable.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe that would be some sort of modified piledriver, only done with the crotch.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agreed, made me laugh
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Steak - wait till he starts flinging his feces.
Dude, what am I doing to Shlongy??
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is still going on?
This sort of thing does not get funnier over time, believe me.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is an awesome tardfight. It's like the special olympics of reading.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like these, and I don't know either of you. Well done.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know, but do you still have the comment about Alphonse being gay and all? I bet you do. Can you post it here? It was the funniest of all the truths, and this post isn't the same without it.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh DesolateMisanthrope, our favourite posturing alter. I was wondering if he'd ever come back. That's the last time I'm referencing or addressing that heatwhore.
PS.
This ain't over, Icky.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw crap, my Fourth Truth dissapeared somehow. I bet I deleted the layer or something.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What exactly just happened here???
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We don't care, please stop now.
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We?.. How many of you are there in that alter?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We don't care, please stop now.
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To counter the fuckwad
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs more Coley Tits.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What are you gonna do, raindrop, beat us all up?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:24:59 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
We don't care, please stop now.
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Shit off, alter
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We don't care, please stop now.