Here's a Comprehensive List of Things I Can Do But YOU Can't + Camwhore (2139 hits)
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Submitted by Legends Look Up To Me (View user info) at 2007-07-17 08:41:13 EDT
First of all: TTOM, dude I'm really sorry about some of the personal things I said, but I just wanted to stay in character. Besides, you were letting me push each and every one of your buttons. I hope you understand that this was all in good fun. I really do think you are a cool dude.
The same applies to the rest of you as well. Jack, Merlina, Fey, and a few others should be able to see that as well. If not, then you are the most uptight asshole and I will come kick your face in, pulverizing style.
As for the list, let's start here:
User Reviews
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:10:52 EDT (#)
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Good thing that you are a nobody, below, or else my fragile, delicate ego would be bruised and scarred for life. By the by, if that truly is you in the directory I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give you the time of day...maybe with a dildo and a slingshot but I'd be really hardpressed on a week slump or something like that.
You see, if I go a week, that's a slump for me.
Good luck, below(s me regularly).
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-07-19 20:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow way to prove me right
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sad cunt
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That chick looks like she was in front of screen door and somebody threw a lot of shit it.
What's her nickname? I bet it's spot.
Did her mother fuck a dalmation?
She's half nigger! Her mom just sifted the sperm before she stuffed it in her twat.
I wouldn't brag about that spotted hoe if I were you.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-18 15:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you'd learned your lesson about getting involved with strippers.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:16:36 EDT (#)
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Icarus, perhaps you'll enjoy my photo shown here. Actually, I think you'll enjoy all of them.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98964
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:14:37 EDT (#)
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No, I'm just enjoying pulling your strings like a marionette in order to get this on top of heated because I'm a heat whore. Once again, your trailer joke is below humor and like you I can someone vouch--that I don't live in a trailer or have a microdick. However, I don't want them or anyone else to verify that because it shows how desperate you are to find something to one-up me on.
It's quite entertaining and that's why I'm here after all.
Icarus, I hope your day is great!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Simon, now you're just chasing your tail. How is any of that a contradiction exactly, hmm? My mockery of your pictures is not an insult to the runaway teens who seek refuge in your trailer; it is an insult to your seemingly desperate need to not only post them here, but claim that the rest of us add them to our spank banks.
I also find it kinda odd that you want someone on this site to have an infatuation with you, and particularly with your baby dill, but you seem pretty desperate to get the last word in, so have at it.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:54:02 EDT (#)
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Ick, you are running in circles, treading all over your own words, backpedaling, and I'm pretty certain that you don't even know where you are at right now. You psychoanalyzing my usage of this site is pretty funny, however. You can disguise your infatuation all you want in a heap of words but I know that you truly can't get over me.
If I really wanted acceptance would I not join some puffer clique? I use this site for entertainment and the dynamic that is presented here as an opportunity to waste time. I've been on this site less than a dozen times outside of work and one was the other day.
You keep bring up what susie said as if I give a flying fuck about you. You are trying to validate yourself to me, an anonymous, faceless, internet stranger and that is pretty weak, wouldn't you say? I never said your wife was ugly or anything other than that she might be a blow up doll. If I told you I believe you, would you shut the fuck up, get off my post, and go do something fruitful?
Just get over yourself. I called you out, you called me out, yet when it comes down to it, it's all going to be a matter of opinion. The amount of time you spent heckling me has left me with the opinion that deep down inside you are a jealous asshole who can't hack it on his own so you berate me to make yourself feel better. I scoff at that.
I clearly have already spent more time than my requisite 2 minute maximum on you so I'll just leave you alone.
And Icarus, I hope you have a great day! Truly.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:36:45 EDT (#)
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did you fleck diarrhea all over her? that's impressive, and you're right. i can't bring myself to do that
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Simon, you need to learn that there's a gap between what is said and what is intended; that's what makes the whole human experience so complex. You, for instance, post pictures of your junk for all to mock, then claim it's 'creepy' when people do so. I, on the other hand, may mock your female friends, but what I am really mocking is your motivation to glean ego from a backwater website, savvy? The only way I would be hypocritical in said mocking would be to use this website to stoke my own ego.
In terms of Susie, I guess you have to decide that for yourself.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:21:15 EDT (#)
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Spicarus, that's quite possibly the most sensible thing you ever said, however, it makes you into a completely contradictory imbecile right now.
1st, I never made fun of Susie...I was making fun of you.
2nd, You made fun of the girl in this picture and in your latest review said you weren't mocking them, not to mention any of the other women I've posted.
3rd, Perhaps if you could support your undying hatred for me with one other thing except my penis, which is quite creepy that all you keep saying is something about my penis, then I might listen to something you had to say.
4th, I can see your and Susie's viewpoint on posting pictures here but you've posted none of just yourself. Are you hiding something? (p.s. I didn't go through your history, but I don't remember you ever camwhoring).
5th, Get off my dick, dick. (<<-----Sophomoric insult).
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-18 12:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I suppose you're the one who has to decide what Susie's opinion is worth to you, Simon. She was speaking up as a neutral third party, and you're the one who kinda goaded her into it with your whole 'why doesn't she speak up' bit, so mocking her was kind of unsporting. As I've said, though, we're all just faceless entities on this medium. She could be my alter, and I could be Method's. Take it or leave it at face value I suppose.
Also, in regards to your women, I'm not really mocking them; I'm mocking you. Anyone who posts compromising pictures of their penis entering some nameless, faceless girl's vagina on the internet equivalent of a locker room wall isn't doing it out of respect for her; they're doing it because they're desperate for the respect of others. If there's another side to the story, I'd love to hear it, but that's the main reason I would never post a photo of any female I know on this website. Again, take it, leave it, or ply on with the jr high insults. I don't see how it makes a difference.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 11:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Turn the stove back up, this heat isn't over yet. You make no sense. If she's faceless then how exactly can she vouch for you wife retard?
You aren't the brightest bulb in the box...actually, you don't even have a filament. You keep up the good work sport.
How'd your load go while looking at my pictures?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 07:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's not forget to mention how cute it is that you called up Susie and I imagine the conversation went like this
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The really pathetic thing isn't how astoundingly unfunny that "comeback" was, or how you just invented a telephone conversation that took place between two faceless intraweb entities who live 12+ hours apart; it's that you actually lost a battle of wits against yourself.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
By the way Cletus, if "Bobetta" there isn't writing some of the reviews, why do you sporadically address yourself in the third person?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok then
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do find it necessary to -2 everything i've written 5 times?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 07:35:46 EDT (#)
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Let's not forget to mention how cute it is that you called up Susie and I imagine the conversation went like this:
"Susie, hey, it's Buford."
"Yah, what's up?"
"I started picking on Sicosemen again and I'm really starting to look like an incompetent ass. You think you can bail me out by telling him my wife is hot? I know it's late but I have no life and nothing better to do."
"Oh, alright, but this is the last time I'm helping you out. You've really got to get a life *sigh*."
"--and Susie...I like your yellow dress."
"Buford! Put the binoculars down, you creep!"
-click-
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 07:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rad, no.
Everyone else, thanks for the heat. Two out of the top 5, retards.
Dicarus, there's two sides to everything. You are taking the "I'm scared" route and that's fine. It's not about the broadcast, it's about how you fall over your tongue trying to insult me only to fall miles short of accomplishing anything. It's really funny to watch you guys go.
Entertainment, if you will.
Watch this next post get heated, too.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-18 04:27:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-18 01:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOO!
Steak: Liked by about five people since around last week.
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I LIKE YOU!
Touch me like you did that one time.
Please?
Um... yeah.
By the way, how much did you pay that chick to take that picture with you?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-18 03:56:24 EDT (#)
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is that a picture of that whore you always post pictures of you fucking?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-18 02:33:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:24:08 EDT (#)
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I would be the guy you envy and the skin patient is a broad that you could never score.
Wipe your feet on the way out of your trailer, I'd hate to see the world get dirty.
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I highly doubt I'd be batting at her level.
Your face looks like it caught fire and someone beat it out with a garden rake and she's with you. That's hint #1.
Besides, nailing your sister isn't something you should be proud of no matter what she looks like.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-18 01:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOO!
Steak: Liked by about five people since around last week.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-18 00:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ.
You and Oathmeal have some serious fucking problems with all of these alters. Really, you need professional help. This is a borderline psychosis with you two.
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What he said.
Also, I actually never read a single storm post, so I don't know what's going here, but I read these reviews, and you're a douche.
ALSO, do you ACTUALLY think you're atractive, or is saying that part of being in character as well?
For your sake I hope it's a character thing, really.
Freak.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-07-18 00:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-17 23:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You think that posting a picture of my wife on this website would show my respect? Yeah, I can see how having her watch the "show me her hole" responses pile up would TOTALLY be better than, say, a new pair of diamond earrings.
Just because you're so desperate to broadcast your heterosexuality to a bunch of faceless people on some backwater website that you'll post shots of your baby penis entering your latest trailer park exploit's pasty girlhole, it doesn't mean that the rest of us don't have a life outside launching alters, throwing hissyfits, or camping out on our own posts.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-17 22:37:45 EDT (#)
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My wife would cut my balls off.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-17 22:34:56 EDT (#)
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Think about it, Sico. Posting a picture of anyone here, be it yourself or a loved one, you know it's going to garner some bad attention as well as the good. Let's just say that Icarus here posted a picture of his wife (who I CAN vouch for as a real woman, quite beautiful, and does not have a nozzle with which to inflate her. You can believe me or don't, I've no reason to lie to you as we've had no problem with each other). So, what do you think would happen? Would everyone here be nice and polite about it? Come on, you're smarter than that. There would be the following variety of comments:
"Wow, she's a looker."
"SHOW ME HER HOLE."
"She looks like a bitch."
"I'd do her....in the pooper."
"BLARF."
And so on. Icky doesn't wish to subject his wife to these comments because he respects her. She'd be pretty upset to see such comments about her, and I'm sure Icky wouldn't be too happy either. There's a reason a lot of people don't post pictures of their significant others on here. I don't see how posting her picture would benefit anyone, really.
Bottom line? Frankie sez "Relax".
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:41:22 EDT (#)
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You are so backwards that you may even believe yourself and your complete shit heap of lies. Most people would happily share a picture of their spouse because it would show how proud they are. You hiding her would not please me but would in the very least validate your ridiculous claims about me and/or the women I display.
You are a retard, I'm fairly convinced. How would showing a picture of your wife disrespect her? Unless you are showing her nude, of course, and we all know I'm guilty of that. I can do that though because I'm an asshole and really pretty.
Did you bump me another spot on heated yet, twat?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I see, so I should post a picture of my wife because even though it would disrespect HER, it would gain the respect of some redneck nobody. That makes sense.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too bad you don't garner enough affection from that person to step up and even if she did am I just supposed to take her word? The point is that you've drawn conclusions that I'm a redneck and I'm far from it. Your contrived little conspiracy about what or who I am means that you've already put too much thought into me and my "dichotomy."
Am I better or prettier of a guy than you are?
P.S. A blow up doll doesn't count as a wife. Lemme make this clearer for you. Return to nurrrrrer land with Michael and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAHAHAHAHA! You think I'm actually desperate enough to win the adulation of some redneck douche that I'd post a picture of myself, let alone my wife, on this backwater website? There's only one person on this site who's seen either of us. She can speak up if she pleases.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:20:01 EDT (#)
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Keep the heat up, icarus. It just shows how jealous you really are. How many more reviews are you going to give me. You are awfully attention starved tonight, however, I have to go eat and get laid. Enjoy your sot spot at the gay tavern.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The trailer park library open or something? Must be damned near the Tranny Hut.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:18:04 EDT (#)
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Oh and have fun jerking off to my pictures (AGAIN) tonight, sweet cheeks. Until you prove otherwise, that still stands.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:17:03 EDT (#)
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Well perhaps speech class will do you well. Your jealousy for men is a bit too strong/stale and permeating my olfactory region. Can you go air out, please?
Kthnxstfu
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, I think it translates to your "girl" just as well.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:05:49 EDT (#)
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Well, considering this is sico you look just like the rampant retard you are now, don't you?
Go back to nurrrrrrrrrrrrrerland, retard.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think most males on here would be closer to achieving womanhood than you are, my dear. I'm also guessing that they have bigger breasts.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 20:56:50 EDT (#)
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Icarus, until you show me anything better, with you somewhere within ten feet of a said girl, I'm going to assume that you're still beating off to pictures of me fucking broads. Funny how you are the only one making such spastic judgments, huh?
Enjoy my cock much?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-17 20:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously now, who's the transvestite? "She" needs to shave her chest hair.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-17 18:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You mean...all along...STORM....you're a chick. Well,lucky I didn't give you my address. It would be rather embarassing to have my chicklets smacked out by a woman. You see I'm not a very good fighter.All my manhood is enveloped in my 8" penis. So if yer ever up to a good ass/mouth fuckin'..give me your address and i will cum over(and over)and pulverize your face and knock yer teefs out wit my dick!
(P.S. I knew your post was a lark. In fact i could tell who knew you were kidding and who didn't.
Man,did you ever start generating a lot of hits in a short time. Some of the things you said to TTom had me crackin'up. This is what Ubersite is about-thanks for the reminder)
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't care.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just remember, that when Shlongy insults you, he's NEVER "just joking".
That's what makes Shlongy's insults so wonderful.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:48:51 EDT (#)
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Ah whatever, all in good fun and such nonsense. I've just met a lot of legitimately crazy people in real the last few days so my suspicions of an alter were somewhat tempered by the knowledge that some people really *are* that fucked up.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:28:28 EDT (#)
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Ashlee, my apology is extended to you even though I know you are level head enough to know that I was joking and won't hold it against me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:27:50 EDT (#)
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jesus, you're worse than jaypeg.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:17:12 EDT (#)
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Fuckin alters man. I was hoping there really was someone that nutso on here...
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:04:53 EDT (#)
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Well, seriously, if you do wind up doing a poker tourney, keep me posted. I lost big in AC but I wasn't playing poker :(
sicosemen.at.gmail.com
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:01:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:59:00 EDT (#)
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haha, everyone i lose my money to is a punk
anyway, no I'm still in Jersey, we ended up selling the land out in the country and we're looking now in a different state
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Jersey I WORK in Jersey!... just kidding, I mean I do really work there but... damn this is only going to be funny to me.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:59:00 EDT (#)
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haha, everyone i lose my money to is a punk
anyway, no I'm still in Jersey, we ended up selling the land out in the country and we're looking now in a different state
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:53:32 EDT (#)
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EMO, did you move out to the kawntry, yet? We never did do that poker event. I guess you'd hate to lose your money to punk like me anyway, huh?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:50:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:29:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:23:14 EDT (#)
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SH, back to being a cockface dick again, but I just told you that it was in Slatington, PA. If you are from the Lehigh Valley then surely you have heard of it. If you want directions or would ever like to go hiking with me shoot me an email. I've got a great waterfall spot and many more.
sicosemen.at.gmail.com
And I assure you that I'm not such a dick in real life...I'm just internet personifying.
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yeah I saw that you mentioned the town man, I was just letting you know thats what I originally was asking.... oh fuck it who cares. I'm from Stroudsburg, and yes i've heard of Slatington. Good to meet you.
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NE PA UNITE!
I spent time growing up around Mt. Pocono
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:47:52 EDT (#)
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Steak, I really like you and your review made me laugh no matter if it was sarcastic or serious.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's the tard with the ugly chick?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:29:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:23:14 EDT (#)
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SH, back to being a cockface dick again, but I just told you that it was in Slatington, PA. If you are from the Lehigh Valley then surely you have heard of it. If you want directions or would ever like to go hiking with me shoot me an email. I've got a great waterfall spot and many more.
sicosemen.at.gmail.com
And I assure you that I'm not such a dick in real life...I'm just internet personifying.
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yeah I saw that you mentioned the town man, I was just letting you know thats what I originally was asking.... oh fuck it who cares. I'm from Stroudsburg, and yes i've heard of Slatington. Good to meet you.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:24:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:22:33 EDT (#)
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who are you again?
and who's the skin cancer patient?
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I would be the guy you envy and the skin patient is a broad that you could never score.
Wipe your feet on the way out of your trailer, I'd hate to see the world get dirty.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:23:14 EDT (#)
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SH, back to being a cockface dick again, but I just told you that it was in Slatington, PA. If you are from the Lehigh Valley then surely you have heard of it. If you want directions or would ever like to go hiking with me shoot me an email. I've got a great waterfall spot and many more.
sicosemen.at.gmail.com
And I assure you that I'm not such a dick in real life...I'm just internet personifying.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who are you again?
and who's the skin cancer patient?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:20:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:08:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:51:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:44:52 EDT (#)
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Fey, for you I will give you a few pictures which shed my chin in a positive light:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101284
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99263 1st, 4th, and 5th pictures
Definitely not a good showing here http://www.ubersite.com/m/96115
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95541 here's pretty good
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95603
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98964
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95148
not so good here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87751
You get the point.
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dude, your from the lehigh valley? so am I, where the fuck were these pics taken?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95148
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Dude, I'm not trying to be a dick but it just comes so fucking natural. It does what it says on the fucking tin. Bake Oven Knob is right on the northern border of Lehigh and Carbon counties off of Mountain Rd. in the back of Slatington. I hope that helps.
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Nah I meant what town is it in. Man, being a dick really does come natural to you doesnt it? +2 for being honest with yourself.
you cockface.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:19:43 EDT (#)
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I was hoping to eat drugs with you... I do hope I can clean up my homonyms. I just said homo.........
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:15:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:08:46 EDT (#)
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Merlina, we can roll play if you'd like.
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Its 'role' play.... not roll.
I'm not rolling with anyone. I'm a good hippy. :D
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:11:57 EDT (#)
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Uh huh.....
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:08:46 EDT (#)
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Merlina, we can roll play if you'd like.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:08:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:51:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:44:52 EDT (#)
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Fey, for you I will give you a few pictures which shed my chin in a positive light:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101284
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99263 1st, 4th, and 5th pictures
Definitely not a good showing here http://www.ubersite.com/m/96115
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95541 here's pretty good
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95603
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98964
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95148
not so good here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87751
You get the point.
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dude, your from the lehigh valley? so am I, where the fuck were these pics taken?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95148
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Dude, I'm not trying to be a dick but it just comes so fucking natural. It does what it says on the fucking tin. Bake Oven Knob is right on the northern border of Lehigh and Carbon counties off of Mountain Rd. in the back of Slatington. I hope that helps.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to miss mad old storm now.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fey, for you I will give you a few pictures which shed my chin in a positive light:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101284
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99263 1st, 4th, and 5th pictures
Definitely not a good showing here http://www.ubersite.com/m/96115
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95541 here's pretty good
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95603
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98964
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95148
not so good here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87751
You get the point.
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dude, your from the lehigh valley? so am I, where the fuck were these pics taken?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95148
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fey, for you I will give you a few pictures which shed my chin in a positive light:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101284
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99263 1st, 4th, and 5th pictures
Definitely not a good showing here http://www.ubersite.com/m/96115
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95541 here's pretty good
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95603
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98964
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95148
not so good here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87751
You get the point.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny ass alter
and get that girl out of the fucking sun my god
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not actually pissed at you and therefore not putting any effort into the insults. I was trying sarcasm, but it seemed to slip right by you, so I'll spell it out. I wasn't offended, I'm not offended. It's ok. OK?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, is that the best you have? You, yourself have dealt me worse than that. I'm loving how you are hung up on one singular aspect of the most dynamic person on uber. Clearly, I give you guys a lot of ammo to abuse me yet you use the chin?
Jeebus, clearly you are not as bright as you lead on.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha, I had fun with the e-fighting. It was a slow day at work.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, that's right. You hurt my feelings. Grovel for my forgiveness, ChinBoy.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For what it's worth though, I really didn't mean most of what I said and was just staying in the "storm" character. If you can't see past that, then it's just as well that you think I dislike you. I don't have any feelings towards any of you one way or another seeing how you're all imaginary to me anyway.
Drink some miso soup, I hear that shit cures tears.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awww, fey, I really hurt your feelings, huh? If me having lots of chins makes you feel better, then continue to make fun of them. I, on the other hand, will continue to take advantage of my dashing good looks and the wonderful things that they bring me. See above.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So freckly she should be ginger.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'sokay, Sico, you don't have to apologise to me. I'm a mandyke with thick skin. You have lots of chins.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On second thought it could be because I'm fat.
Or because I have my head turned and am looking down.
Or because I'm storing food in thar!
Any of a number of reasons, but I'd like to think that I'm obese.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aww, fey, you like looking at me too? If it looks like I have so many chins it's because I probably have at least 3. Was my apology not good enough for you?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you were Bret, but in hindsight sico should have been my second guess. Why do you have so many chins in all your camwhores?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you shouldn't have
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is this shit?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yawnatron 5000
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is your major malfunction, Private Pyle?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is up with that...things...chest....bone....thingy?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Icky, you've been the most consistent on hating sicosemen and the least consistent on the funny. Actually, you've only made me laugh once so I take that back and say that without a shadow of a doubt you are consistently unfunny.
That's not your fault though, I'm sure.
Practice makes perfect.
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Hello, "Brett".
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
zzzzzzzz
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Icky, you've been the most consistent on hating sicosemen and the least consistent on the funny. Actually, you've only made me laugh once so I take that back and say that without a shadow of a doubt you are consistently unfunny.
That's not your fault though, I'm sure.
Practice makes perfect.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, are you saying you're the homosexual, or the ugly transvestite?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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What a hating little bitch you turned out to be. That's okay, I still love you....long time.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHEERS!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Barts selling his shares of Uber right now......
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who wants to take bets on what time bart comes by with his patented -2 no comment? I will be banned 5 minutes after that. Who also wants to take bets that after bart drops his -2 no comment that darko will put so much of bart's cock in his mouth and ctrl+c, ctrl+v's his comment?
Any takers. I'm going to say that it'll be 2:11 ubertime.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110064#2469717
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think everyone will agree this was a very amusing episode, well maybe except for one person.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, if you genuinely believed it then you would have called it out a long time ago. By the way, I think you are up next for a random gift again....shoot me an email.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha @ sunny, I was joking with everyone that whole time. I'm not that big of an asshole....or am I?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok ok I get it now. Alter, yeah , everyone pick on the rookie.
"I got you good you fucker!"
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and you can give me +2's if you're giving them to EI
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh...sicosemen. my bad. fucking hell.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it was some of the phrasing of the insults - I think it was neck-punching, and the fact that you knew too much about Fey and TTOM.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sunny are you too fucking retarded to pick up on sarcasm? Jesus Christ, how long have you been here and you are still a moron?
By the way, if I had no chinstrap or a full beard, I'd still get laid a shit ton more than you. I'm pretty, you're not :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow.
what
a
surprise.
your continued failure to use words correctly and your love of nonsensical insults did not at all give this one away.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
chinstrap? are you serious? dude, either beard or nothing.
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Where you live at boy? I'm going to come kick the shit out of you.
I catch enough flack about my facial hair...besides, sicosemen is friggin ALLSTAR! You hear me? I catch flack from my buddies, but they aren't doing the things I do, kid. Make fun all you want....I love the hatorade you guys are drinking.
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Yeah, let me post my address here right away! What are the 'things you do' anyway?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
knew it was you.
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What gave it away?
Hi, Lungy.
I'll get on it, EI
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
knew it was you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
10 +2's and im all yours!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I started an unban S.I. Co. Semen petition I'm willing to bet that none of you would sign it :*(
http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was a good one!! hehe
And i never rose to any bait dangled anywhere, im sooo clever!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Merlina, you know I don't mean those nasty things I said about you...I was just "in character."
Me and you should rub genitalia together.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks like Sarah Silverman but with freckles.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good grief...how many frickin' accounts do you HAVE?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh is it really you, Sigh Man? I'M RLY SRY.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*licks Hilarity*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drogo, did you get your latest estrogen shots b/c you're PMSing pretty hard :P
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My therapist tells me to let my emotions out when and if I feel them.
I don't think he intended me to 'Let them out' in the supermarket aisle, but he is going to be my defence when it goes to court next week.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now take back the NASTY names you called me and we'll be quits.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Foolproof, get over yourself and enjoy life with us.
Lishy, get your weight up, not your hate up :)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:13:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
1 - Jaysis, I was going to leave a comment on the last post that simply said "Method or Apollo???" Well played.
2 - That chick is super cute and looks like somebody famous, but I can't figure out who...
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The bird from Lost, the one who needs a ham sandwich or two
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CJ, you have to admit that there is a certain niche for a general asshole like me. It brings excitement to the plate and makes this place a bit more fun to come to. I write seriously every now and again and when I actually try there's a decent one here and there.
I like to have fun, CJ. That's the brunt of it.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Noooo I was enjoying being all angry for a change...
+2 funny alter
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope. Method is much more creative than this bullshit.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 - Jaysis, I was going to leave a comment on the last post that simply said "Method or Apollo???" Well played.
2 - That chick is super cute and looks like somebody famous, but I can't figure out who...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep. This is definitely Method.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ.
You and Oathmeal have some serious fucking problems with all of these alters. Really, you need professional help. This is a borderline psychosis with you two.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drogo, did you get your latest estrogen shots b/c you're PMSing pretty hard :P
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea what's going on here. Nor do I want to.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh what? This alter is already gone.
Damn I was enjoying this one. Now I will have to go back and work, and everyone knows that Drogo likes working sooooooo much.
Crap and I had this really great comment about a tea cup and shit to say too.
Well thats the last time I take the Blow up girlfriend out to lunch, bitch will have to starve now and it's all thanks to you.
*slams door and walks out*
*Opens door grabs coffee mug and fags and slams it again*
*Apologises to people in the corridor and blames it on hormones.*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Im not entirely sure Bart will ever undo the banning!!
HI5!!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fine...
Have a point for the pic.
Freckly Francis is pretty hawt, after all.
Still, this is really getting old. I'm pretty sure bart would unban you if you didn't keep on being such a raging asshole.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look positively shocked!
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FIrst time with a "gurrl"?
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No, I have a vibrator in my ass! And it's not comfortable.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(sigh)
How many times do you have to do this?
Seriously, do you have nothing better to do than antagonize a bunch of annonymous internet personalities?
Get a bloody life, man.
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Are you still such an uptight asshole that you can't see the humor in this? Even if it was just a touch funny, it's still got something in it. Quit being such a hard headed, out for revenge asshole, and enjoy a laugh with me. I didn't touch your most recent post with my -2 tirade so give it up. Holy fuck, dude!
If you could have seen how much you guys made me laugh yesterday you would have also seen me pee myself...literally.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whose Freckly McFreckle from the Freckly Islands?
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why that's the second cousin to pimply pamela from palomino park, pasadena
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go give your head a wobble .
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look positively shocked!
FIrst time with a "gurrl"?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gotta say the chin thing is a good thing
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i can recommend some flash games. you're way too bored.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
chinstrap? are you serious? dude, either beard or nothing.
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Where you live at boy? I'm going to come kick the shit out of you.
I catch enough flack about my facial hair...besides, sicosemen is friggin ALLSTAR! You hear me? I catch flack from my buddies, but they aren't doing the things I do, kid. Make fun all you want....I love the hatorade you guys are drinking.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(sigh)
How many times do you have to do this?
Seriously, do you have nothing better to do than antagonize a bunch of annonymous internet personalities?
Get a bloody life, man.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whose Freckly McFreckle from the Freckly Islands?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
chinstrap? are you serious? dude, either beard or nothing.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fairly amusing alter, should have played it through to the end though dude.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat dick, you faggin oathmeal jaggoff.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have no idea what's going on here.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't care.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sicosemen -2 die! oh, and I give it 5 minutes before I'm banned.