Diary of the Unemployed (29388 hits)
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Rating: 1.22 on 207 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun: Hungover. (View user info) at 2007-07-17 10:08:00 EDT
I'm currently between jobs and living in a small town where I know no-one.
It's far less exciting than I thought it would be. The main problem, I think, is that I've not been in this situation for about 4 years. I worked for all but 6 months whilst at college for two years, I worked for the two years I spent at university and I've worked the last three summers. Summer work is a hell of a lot of fun actually as I generally go about the country helping to set up festivals. Before I moved this year, I worked Glastonbury, Download and Freevolution. Hard work, good pay and great company.
At Glastonbury I met a full on hippy, caught in completely the wrong generation and had many interesting conversations about life, politics and various different herbal products. This was a girl so into her lifestyle that she actually owned one of those Volcano Vaporiser things. After about 20 hits of this thing one night, we became convinced we were cartoon characters; I was Bart Simpson and she was Leela from Futurama. Highly strange sex, and I'm not ashamed to say that I enjoyed it thoroughly
Fast forward a month and now I sit about and do absolutely fuck all. I'm intimately acquainted with the Jeremy Kyle Show, I now consider Trisha a close personal friend and I've become worryingly addicted to Jerry Springer. I've also become closer to being a fully fledged domesticated genius. I can get through a pile of dishes in under 15 minutes, I can hoover like a 60s house-wife doped to the eyeballs on valium and doing laundry affords me a curious sense of satisfaction.
My day runs pretty much like this:
Noon: Wake up. Scratch testicles/arse. Consider leaving bed.
1pm: Get out of bed and stand in the shower for half an hour. Do not wash properly. Scratch testicles/arse. Leave shower and pull on clothes I'd never actually consider leaving the house in. Todays fashion disaster is a pair of floral-ish gardening trousers and a tie-dye shirt. Spend several hours pissing about on the internet. Log onto xTube. Masturbate furiously.
3pm: Leave house in search of food. End up buying the same shit I buy every day. 10 pence pasta packets from local bargain shop. Return to xTube. Masturbate furiously into my pasta to get it just the way I like it.
5pm: Go for a pint with other unemployed people. The sad fact of this is that I know that in a couple of weeks I'll have a job again. These no-hopers will not. One of my 'friends', known only to me as 'wee Jimmy' is about 70 years old and had a stroke last week. He now drinks his pints through a straw. The highlight of next Thursday for wee Jimmy is going back to hospital to find out if any of the various tumors he has are malignant or not. I hope he does not die as this will seriously limit my social interaction.
7pm: Go back home and drink some tea. Masturbate furiously. Turn on telly for whatever garbage might be on.
9pm: Watch downloaded movies. Have recently watched Transformers (dire), Die Hard 4.0 (awesome), Pirates 3 (over-long and confusing). On tonights viewing agenda is 'Less than Zero'.
11pm: Log on to Adium. Chat to people I don't really want to because I've got nothing else to do.
1am: Lie in bed, staring at ceiling, pondering my plight. Read a book. Decide that most Scandinavian authors must be very depressed people as all they seem to write about are criminals.
3am: Go to sleep after masturbating furiously. Hope to dream of boobs/football. A combination of the two would be preferable.
Noon: Wake up. Scratch testicles/arse. Consider leaving bed.
All in all, it's pretty fucking boring being unemployed. Hideous though it may sound, I can scarcely wait to get back to work.
User Reviews
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-02-04 20:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:20:54 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:09:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never rated this and this was the first post on Uber I ever read, thank-you to b@w. Hilarious..!
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outed as Hurty's alter.
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Fuck you man, I'm not an alter.
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Wow I just saw this, what the fuck? I'm no fucking alter.
This was a fucking quality post. Get the fuck over it.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-26 19:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just like randomly reviewing this pile of shit to see how fast you can hop over to see what someone had to say about it.
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Pathetic.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i already fucked myself today, so i'm actually a happy little bitch right now.
i just like randomly reviewing this pile of shit to see how fast you can hop over to see what someone had to say about it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:39:01 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
in one of the snl celebrity jeopardy skits, fake trebek asks fake connery why he does what he does and fake connery says, 'because i hate you so much' in this laughing out of breath kind of way.
it still makes me smile every time i watch that one. and it makes me think about rating this post.
because i hate it so much.
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Go fuck yourself, you sad little bitch.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
in one of the snl celebrity jeopardy skits, fake trebek asks fake connery why he does what he does and fake connery says, 'because i hate you so much' in this laughing out of breath kind of way.
it still makes me smile every time i watch that one. and it makes me think about rating this post.
because i hate it so much.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-04 20:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, Hurty just lost about 2,000 cool points in my book.
...Douche.
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*snort* like you're anyone to talk about being 'cool'
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:28:26 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, Hurty just lost about 2,000 cool points in my book.
...Douche.
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Jesus. I'm not actually Demonic, or whatever. It was just a joke.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, Hurty just lost about 2,000 cool points in my book.
...Douche.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alters are gay
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, shit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:20:54 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:09:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never rated this and this was the first post on Uber I ever read, thank-you to b@w. Hilarious..!
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outed as Hurty's alter.
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Fuck you man, I'm not an alter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:09:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never rated this and this was the first post on Uber I ever read, thank-you to b@w. Hilarious..!
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outed as Hurty's alter.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-24 19:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never rated this and this was the first post on Uber I ever read, thank-you to b@w. Hilarious..!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-15 12:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dropped in to give you this.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-09-08 10:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish there was a +3 tab for this one.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 05:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was good, makes me remember my brief spells of un-employment.
And you actually write quite nicely in most areas too, something i can recognise but rarely pull off.
I think i can stop insulting you now, like i said in the weed post, i know i was being a gobshite, but hey, it's fun..
go on youtube, type midget fight, and pull up the springer vid, classic.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 03:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gash
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 05:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh hardly, la de fucking dah.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-29 04:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:35:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
PWNED!!!!!!!
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Hardly.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 04:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PWNED!!!!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-29 04:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:04:11 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what? Fuck off with all your 'Why is this on B@W?' shit. It's obviously amused enough people to legitimately be there. Cunts.
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Howay now Hurty. It amused one person. And disappointed 14421 at last count.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-16 05:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what? Fuck off with all your 'Why is this on B@W?' shit. It's obviously amused enough people to legitimately be there. Cunts.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-15 23:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess anything can get on B@W these days.
The only thing remotely entertaining about this was the pasta sauce.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-14 19:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-30 12:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-25 13:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS IS ON B@W?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-08-05 07:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-05 02:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I had such high hopes for this when I saw it on Bored@Work, little disapointed. Not bad though.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-08-01 22:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pee pee... pee pee, vagina
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-30 12:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-25 13:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS IS ON B@W?
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-07-27 18:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to live like this. Then i got a job delivering pizzas. my day is pretty much the same, except instead of masterbating and drinking in the afternoon, i have work.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I have to bow down to popular formula and kiss bart's pale white ass to get on to B @ W, then I AM NOT INTERESTED.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You may mention tittys, holes a tad too much and maybe abusing Bart and everyone else on Uber doesnt help?
Maybe you should study the theological experiences of Mrs Shlongy and her perfect evening to get on B@W
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If bart would put just ONE of my classic posts on B @ W, I'd have 14,000 additional hits. As it is my posts get 3000-5000 hits without B @ W.
Whata tool.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im bored at work but I wont read THAT again Shirley
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:37:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W!!!
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Cheers!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-25 13:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS IS ON B@W?
AND NONE OF THE GOLDEN POSTS I HAVE CRAFTED HAVE EVER GRACED THAT SITE?
I DEMAND BART'S RESIGNATION RIGHT NOW.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-24 08:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-24 13:25:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to say - the almost universal SCORN this piece of shit post has received gives me hope that Uber is not dead.
MINCE this post Hurty. MINCE.
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You're so cute when you're jealous.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-24 08:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to say - the almost universal SCORN this piece of shit post has received gives me hope that Uber is not dead.
MINCE this post Hurty. MINCE.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-22 09:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W hahhahhahahhahaahh people must be really bored at work these days.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-21 20:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I too am confused by the B@W nominations.
Bart must be running low on material these days.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-21 10:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAHAHAHA RAVE IT UP YOU FUCKING CUNTS, JAKE THIS MEANS YOU, BOYTOUCHER
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-21 00:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-20 21:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How is THIS b@w?
Mince
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EPIC WIN!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W?
.....oh well, Congrats!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
gay
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-07-20 06:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funny, but worth b@w?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
condition zero
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Source or 1.6?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you aimbot like a faggot while u played CS?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't work for 5 months last year...i wasn't unemployed though, i was still on a company's payroll.
my day were always: wake up, work out, go to the beach, go out at, play CS like a 10 years old
then repeat...best time of my life!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:13:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 lazing. Have done it myself (albeit with less masturbation, more looking for work, and the same amount of drinking, as I'm married y'see) and got bored with it too.
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Have applied for four different jobs. Should be hearing back on Monday. Huzzah!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 lazing. Have done it myself (albeit with less masturbation, more looking for work, and the same amount of drinking, as I'm married y'see) and got bored with it too.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-19 12:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Get a job, you degenerate parasite.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-19 06:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im a duck
QUACK
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-19 06:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HAhahahaha rooster's comment had me LOLLING.
I have no idea why.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-19 04:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IMM CURENTLEY BTWEN JOBS AND LIVNG IN A SMAL 2WN WH3R3 I KNOW NO-ONA!!!!!1 OMG LOL IM SO SAD B/C IM POOR AND LONELEY!!!1!11 WTF NOBODY LIEKS ME AND I HAEV START3D 2 SMEL A BIT WEIRD
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-18 15:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-07-18 06:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:50:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I know your pain. I'm unemployed at the moment, as well, which puts a dent on my already-thin social life. I've been spending my days reading 700+ pages of supposedly leaked Harry Potter book 7. What a sad life I do lead.
Ironically, I fucked a hippy chick at Glastonbury a few weeks ago as well. Small world.
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That's funny 'cause I recently got these two guys (at seperate times) in Glastongury stoned enough to think I was a chick, and then they fucked me.
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Well it WOULD be funny if I weren't a chick m'self.
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So you admit that you're a lesbian?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:38:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
I find myself in a similar situation, except that I'm twenty and don't want to ask strangers to buy me booze. So, I drink homemade wine my roommate makes.
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Oh. My. God. Homemade win? That never goes well.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I find myself in a similar situation, except that I'm twenty and don't want to ask strangers to buy me booze. So, I drink homemade wine my roommate makes.
Hopefully the weird yet satisfying sex was recent enough to recall accurately whilst masturbating furiously.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-18 07:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need Hilarity to be here and soothe my furrowed brow.
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-07-18 06:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:50:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I know your pain. I'm unemployed at the moment, as well, which puts a dent on my already-thin social life. I've been spending my days reading 700+ pages of supposedly leaked Harry Potter book 7. What a sad life I do lead.
Ironically, I fucked a hippy chick at Glastonbury a few weeks ago as well. Small world.
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That's funny 'cause I recently got these two guys (at seperate times) in Glastongury stoned enough to think I was a chick, and then they fucked me.
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Well it WOULD be funny if I weren't a chick m'self.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-18 06:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
3 hours sleep and im hyper active, whats wrong with me?? Though my legs don't want to move.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-18 06:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-18 11:27:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's ten years wages in Scotland!
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We're still using groats mate.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-18 06:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's ten years wages in Scotland!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-18 06:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:44:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Where are you getting money from?
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Right now am living on money I saved. I have about £90 left. Piss.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-18 05:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The devil
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-18 05:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where are you getting money from?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-18 05:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have only had 3 hours sleep and now im at work :(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-18 04:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:50:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I know your pain. I'm unemployed at the moment, as well, which puts a dent on my already-thin social life. I've been spending my days reading 700+ pages of supposedly leaked Harry Potter book 7. What a sad life I do lead.
Ironically, I fucked a hippy chick at Glastonbury a few weeks ago as well. Small world.
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That's funny 'cause I recently got these two guys (at seperate times) in Glastongury stoned enough to think I was a chick, and then they fucked me.
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Goddamn that was funny.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-18 04:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I know your pain. I'm unemployed at the moment, as well, which puts a dent on my already-thin social life. I've been spending my days reading 700+ pages of supposedly leaked Harry Potter book 7. What a sad life I do lead.
Ironically, I fucked a hippy chick at Glastonbury a few weeks ago as well. Small world.
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That's funny 'cause I recently got these two guys (at seperate times) in Glastongury stoned enough to think I was a chick, and then they fucked me.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-18 00:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm currently between jobs and living in a small town where I know no-one.
It's far less exciting than I thought it would be."
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I'm going to go ahead and give the 2 because of that.
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-07-17 21:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I know your pain. I'm unemployed at the moment, as well, which puts a dent on my already-thin social life. I've been spending my days reading 700+ pages of supposedly leaked Harry Potter book 7. What a sad life I do lead.
Ironically, I fucked a hippy chick at Glastonbury a few weeks ago as well. Small world.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 20:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-18 01:52:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not being mean - I included a heart thingy, I could kill your whole family and it would be okay, cos i included the heart thingy. See?
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OOHHHH!!! I missed the heart! Many thanks!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-17 20:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not being mean - I included a heart thingy, I could kill your whole family and it would be okay, cos i included the heart thingy. See?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 20:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-18 01:26:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just randomly scrolling through the reviews - cos i knew 80% of them would be by Hurtbythesun, when the following just bounced out at me;
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On here that's actually pretty harsh. Still, I am yet to be employed, so that's my excuse.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-17 20:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just randomly scrolling through the reviews - cos i knew 80% of them would be by Hurtbythesun, when the following just bounced out at me;
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EmissionImpossible: Internet Pervert.
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I <3 Hurthbythesuns reviews and leaving work early with a flimsy excuse.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 17:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You dream of football? I thought all you meat boilers thought about was soccer. Good for you. Bears are looking good this year, huh?
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Are you fucking kidding? The Bears never look good. Have been disappointed too many times at Soldier Field to ever hope for anything good from that shower.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-07-17 17:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The national past time of Scandinavia is suicide.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All in all, it's pretty fucking boring being unemployed. Hideous though it may sound, I can scarcely wait to get back to work.
you're doing it all wrong then.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-07-17 20:53:23 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read your blog.
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K THNX BYE.
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OK. That was a touch funny.
You dream of football? I thought all you meat boilers thought about was soccer. Good for you. Bears are looking good this year, huh?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn man, get back to work!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-07-17 20:53:23 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read your blog.
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K THNX BYE.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read your blog.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Gay love post about Davis Beckham is not 'football talk'
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Strange you should mention the beautiful game Jonny old chap. I almost did a thing about David Beckham.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what, no chat about footy
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fey, i used to work at a grocery store and i'm real fuckin' good at it. i used to throw eggs at the wall in the stock room and stick biscuit dough to the ceiling, but i'm past all that tom foolery. i've really grown up. will you give me a job and let me crash with you? i just don't want to work this job anymore. i've been working 80-100 hours a week for the past three years and i don't have a life.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have said you were at Download earlier.
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I'm not there when the actual gig is played. I go, put up all the shit, go away 'til the end, unless they're feeling generous, and return to dismantle.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I work for the education system, so I get 6 weeks of summer off.
I really wish I didn't for exactly these reasons.
You should have said you were at Download earlier.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-17 18:06:16 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
is every post the three of you fuckwads make to be an AOL chatroom gayfest?
and get a job you goddamn bum.
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I did not start the gayfest. I will hear back from applications on Monday I hopes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
is every post the three of you fuckwads make to be an AOL chatroom gayfest?
and get a job you goddamn bum.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what a lovely swim!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 17:54:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does that mean you'll take the job?
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Fuck it, sure.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does that mean you'll take the job?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 17:33:08 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
If Molly steals your burger you just come up on her blindside and swipe, run, rinse and eat.
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Sound advice. Thanks! Failing that, I'll just crowbar the shit out of her.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If Molly steals your burger you just come up on her blindside and swipe, run, rinse and eat.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 17:28:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it wrong that the word weep makes me laugh?
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If you're laughing because I can't eat, then yes.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it wrong that the word weep makes me laugh?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 17:26:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can has cheezburger.
Molly will steal it while you sleep if you're not careful, though.
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Weep.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can has cheezburger.
Molly will steal it while you sleep if you're not careful, though.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 17:18:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is a bag monkey like a baglady? Because if so, yeah. I'd like you to come take over looking after my trolley with the busted wheel (Filthy Molly on the corner has her one good eye on it) and smelling of beer and piss. I'm getting tired, haven't had a vacation in years.
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KK I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is a bag monkey like a baglady? Because if so, yeah. I'd like you to come take over looking after my trolley with the busted wheel (Filthy Molly on the corner has her one good eye on it) and smelling of beer and piss. I'm getting tired, haven't had a vacation in years.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 17:10:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm an assistant manager of a large grocery store. We can work something out. (No, not "favours", but food and a place to crash and stuff.)
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You're a bag monkey, aren't you.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm an assistant manager of a large grocery store. We can work something out. (No, not "favours", but food and a place to crash and stuff.)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 17:02:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hurt - You can have some of my hours. I work too much.
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What do you do and will I get paid?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hurt - You can have some of my hours. I work too much.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I saw it in the cinema - the audience laughed when appropriate - went 'fuck yeah!' at the right parts - and generally it was good.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:58:18 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
I actually walked out - cursing Michael Bay because he has finally made a good film
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Frankly, it bored the piss out of me. Looked cool though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I actually walked out - cursing Michael Bay because he has finally made a good film
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so have I faux-scot.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:54:05 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
dire? you and I have not seen the same film.
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I've seen the new one, boytoucher.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like the days I have when I'm in between shifts.
At least I get paid too.
G'luck on getting another job.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/redskieslookfake/l/transformers
dire? you and I have not seen the same film.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aren't you the sock on the cock guy? If anything, *I'M* the one who should be angry for having been exposed to such horror.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can no longer be angry at this man.
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What were you angry at me for in the first place?
Aren't you the sock on the cock guy? If anything, *I'M* the one who should be angry for having been exposed to such horror.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey you could always be a divorced marketing professional slinging slop at the Old Country Buffet.
_____________________
I can no longer be angry at this man.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:39:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:00:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you HURTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and orph, you got it going on!!!!!!
RR you are an ugly fucker.
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Why do you think i was wearing a helmet in my camwhore
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To protect you from all the big bad boys in the TA?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:00:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you HURTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and orph, you got it going on!!!!!!
RR you are an ugly fucker.
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Why do you think i was wearing a helmet in my camwhore
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YA RLY. I think. Depends on good at ventriloquism the voices in your head are.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:34:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
It'd be harder to communicate with him if he were dead, though.
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O RLY?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It'd be harder to communicate with him if he were dead, though.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:32:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey you could always be a divorced marketing professional slinging slop at the Old Country Buffet.
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I can but dream!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey you could always be a divorced marketing professional slinging slop at the Old Country Buffet.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:25:12 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope he does not die as this will seriously limit my social interaction.
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Thinking about it, it's damn hard to communicated with wee Jimmy as most of his words are obscured by drool.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope he does not die as this will seriously limit my social interaction.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:04:29 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf. at least shampoo the soap runs down your body and hopefully at least into one crevice.
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Only bit really worth worrying about is the notcher/barse.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf. at least shampoo the soap runs down your body and hopefully at least into one crevice.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man love below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you HURTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and orph, you got it going on!!!!!!
RR you are an ugly fucker.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im no perv, just a manwhore!! hey no im not!!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't feel left out Hurty:
Dear Hurty,
Our love is like a thistle: pretty to look at, painful to touch and stalls a lawnmower when you try to run over it.
Love,
Susie
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EmissionImpossible: Internet Pervert.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear EI,
I love you in, like, a totally non gay way.... possibly.
Love (or not)
Orph
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no.
Well gotta go people, I need to go the post office and send an Orange to Miss Derkins to confirm our love.
Dear Susie.
You are hot like a baked potato.
Mwah
EI x
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
your ring toss skilz?
your ring tossing skils?
ur ringzor toss1ng sk1lz?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Emission,
My love for you is like an orange. First you have the peel and then the sweet sweet middle... Where's my orange, dammit?
Love Susie
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My typical day, when I was "retired", was better, I think.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43879
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your ring toss skils
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Sounds wrong.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Any time RR you want to try your ring toss skils I will buy the bucket of rings.
and I will laugh at your failure,
laugh and point
then laugh again
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well i got a meeting. See you fucktards later
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cockateel below.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Canary below
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:47:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
The way to win is to get the ring around the bottle neck duh
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There's a lot more to it than that. Believe me, I am a carny.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i enjoyed life more when i was unemployed and poor...
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The way to win is to get the ring around the bottle neck duh
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:39:43 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Find out how to win that game where you toss the rings on the bottle neck. It looks so easy but the fucking rings bounce everywhere.
There must be a trick to it.
I won't say who told me, you carnies are a secretive lot.
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Sadly, I wasn't involved with the 'fleecing idiots' tents at any of the festivals I've ever been at.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lesser spotted egrit comin atcha
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CHAFFINCH ABOVE
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cockodoodledo below
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Drogo,
My love for you is like a Jaffa cake, a bit chocolaty but ultimately very orangey.
Mwah Mwah
EI
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ostritch above
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emu below
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, I want a love letter, hummmph im going to sulk.
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Dear Emission
My love for you is like a broken pencil (broken at the sharp end)
Pointless.
Love
Drogo
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emo below
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
20 minutes left before I go swimming and fill another pool full of my tears.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Find out how to win that game where you toss the rings on the bottle neck. It looks so easy but the fucking rings bounce everywhere.
There must be a trick to it.
I won't say who told me, you carnies are a secretive lot.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's a multimedia person so he can do anything he wants and it still counts under his job description.
Oooh and Ms Derkins you can be my hot water bottle ;-)
ooooh im smooooth
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, I want a love letter, hummmph im going to sulk.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:35:53 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
That makes you a carney.
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Cool.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That makes you a carney.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sent you a love letter, Hurty.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey you know me, kinda, Hilarity! Im no manwhore, be honest now..........
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:32:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
so wait..you're a carney?
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No. I just put up tents, stages and shit like that.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Expected sarcastic comment:
Everyone can play with you, EI, as you are a manwhore.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe its funny because I am a retard
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
so wait..you're a carney?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can empathize with this.
Being unemployed is great until you realize you can't pay for shit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:30:20 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey why would my email be defective Miss Hilarity!!
Ummm how do we find out the password HBTS
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E-mail me! andylreid.at.gmail.com
Retard.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey its ok Hilarity you can play with me!!!!!!!! wooooooo
*awaits sarcastic comment*
Woof woof ;)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey why would my email be defective Miss Hilarity!!
Ummm how do we find out the password HBTS
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.fantasymoguls.com
Come join my league! The Flambouyant Tramps. It's private, so you'll need the password.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty, I'm gonna be sad when you go back to work and aren't around to play with us all day.
Sad panda :'(
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EI, maybe it's b/c I didn't get your defective email.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well sure RR would help you sleep Susie. ;)
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*masturbates furiously*
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:22:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to be temporarily unemployed in a few weeks and I can't bloody wait.
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If you ever need work, I could hook you up. It's night time work, but all you have to do is lay on your back.
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Being paid to sleep is my dream job.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blasphemy.
If I could get paid to do nothing I would be all over it.
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Not even a little bit. I really like what I do and I've met some kick ass people doing it.
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My work is interesting, and I like the people, but given the choice I would pursue other interests (what you mentioned plus exercise and maybe compete or at least train in some martial arts again).
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:22:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to be temporarily unemployed in a few weeks and I can't bloody wait.
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If you ever need work, I could hook you up. It's night time work, but all you have to do is lay on your back.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:21:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty - are you in Glasgow or Edinburgh? Cuase I'm coming to Edinburgh in 2 weeks for work, and as you're not doing anything...
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Am close to Glasgow. E-mail me: andylreid.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to be temporarily unemployed in a few weeks and I can't bloody wait.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Orph, he is dead busy with wanking!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you send him all those naked pictures you sent me? I said it once and i'll say it again. Im not interested
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty - are you in Glasgow or Edinburgh? Cuase I'm coming to Edinburgh in 2 weeks for work, and as you're not doing anything...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarity, how dare you not reply to my email!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:19:22 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty, was doing the hippy chick the reason you don't have a regular hole anymore?
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No. This was a post regular hole fuck.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty, was doing the hippy chick the reason you don't have a regular hole anymore?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I work full time as well.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RR I work for a living, go figure.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Storm you owe me at least +2 on all my posts
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:16:45 BST (#)
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All in all, it's pretty fucking boring being unemployed. Hideous though it may sound, I can scarcely wait to get back to work.
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blasphemy.
If I could get paid to do nothing I would be all over it.
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Not even a little bit. I really like what I do and I've met some kick ass people doing it.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:17:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:43:21 EDT (#)
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Don't care.
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Get a job...quit being a bum.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:16:45 EDT (#)
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All in all, it's pretty fucking boring being unemployed. Hideous though it may sound, I can scarcely wait to get back to work.
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blasphemy.
If I could get paid to do nothing I would be all over it.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:16:30 EDT (#)
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You're just jealous of my youth and vitality EI. Go play with the kiddies. Actually you might get called a peado
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:15:24 EDT (#)
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RR , BLESS YOU!! What happened to your paper round??
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:15:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:14:27 BST (#)
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Not having a job sucks balls. There is just nothing to do all day. Of course now i just do nothing at work
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There are currently children playing football outside my window. I will be shooting at them shortly.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:14:27 EDT (#)
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Not having a job sucks balls. There is just nothing to do all day. Of course now i just do nothing at work
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:13:08 EDT (#)
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By freelance do you mean as in that cyclist? Did someone FINALLY catch up with him and put him in prison for being a lying cheating scumbag.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:11:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:10:05 BST (#)
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'inbetween jobs'
TRANSLATED
'scum of the earth'
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Dick. I'm not on the dole yet! Also, might be getting sent some freelance work this affie!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:10:28 EDT (#)
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Ditto
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:10:05 EDT (#)
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'inbetween jobs'
TRANSLATED
'scum of the earth'