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PHPT: An Uber Guide to the Patrick Henry (844 hits)

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Submitted by The Writer Formerly Known as Yozz (View user info) at 2007-07-17 18:56:44 EDT

[Created by: Orgasmatron and Friends (http://www.ubersite.com/m/110114#2473367)]
[Written and Directed by Yozz]
[Inspired by my gigantic penis]
[With thanks to Eminem:
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin' at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em]

Battle of the Bulge.JPG (195 kB)

User Reviews

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ought even.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One more crank on this mother bitch aught to do the trick.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe....by a hund'd, I mean 1.0.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Probably ain't gonna happ'n.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Let's see if I can't get this mother bitch up to a 'hund'd.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mother fuck....

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know how I missed this gem. My humblest of apologies. http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen/l/sico

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

PH!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Faggot.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-22 12:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, great post.

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110304#2478169

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The point is that for too long women have been the only group to have a term for what happens when their junk gets all caught up in their clothing. For too long there has been a tradition of exclusivity when it comes to pointing out one gender's snug-wrapped genitalia. I am trying to break the chains of "cameltoe" (or "camel toe" if you prefer the French translation) and lead us to a place where man and woman alike are free to be called out for embarrassing bulges or silly spandexed lip-flaps.

They shall have "cameltoe" and we...we shall have "Patrick Henry."

Now either fall in line and celebrate the oneness of humanity, and have a fucking heart, or kindly stand up against the brick wall so the execution squads can come and put you out of your closed-minded misery.

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

we have truly reached gender equality.

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've already started using the term...

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-18 19:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-18 19:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110265#2476349

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The point is that for too long women have been the only group to have a term for what happens when their junk gets all caught up in their clothing. For too long there has been a tradition of exclusivity when it comes to pointing out one gender's snug-wrapped genitalia. I am trying to break the chains of "cameltoe" (or "camel toe" if you prefer the French translation) and lead us to a place where man and woman alike are free to be called out for embarrassing bulges or silly spandexed lip-flaps.

They shall have "cameltoe" and we...we shall have "Patrick Henry."

Now either fall in line and celebrate the oneness of humanity, and have a fucking heart, or kindly stand up against the brick wall so the execution squads can come and put you out of your closed-minded misery.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

erm....... ok

but why are we looking at guy's junk instead of the much more entertaining lady bits? I'm going with shlongy on this and deducting 2 points for too much peni.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've yet to start regretting the decision to have "envy my codpiece of woe, friend" tattooed across my waist in flowing script. Best $70 I spent in college.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THE CAT'S ASS, THIS IS

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-18 05:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-17 23:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I knew you were a fuckin fruit cake. (hey that's my elephant joke...somebody stop him he's using my elephant joke).You keep affirming over and over. Schlongy this and schlongy that. I can't speak for him,but i think schlongy thinks your a fruit cake.
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Walter: "Shut the fuck up Donny"

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-17 23:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This was pretty good but as always, Shlongy has to deduct a point for TOO MUCH PENI.

Are you that dork who is Shlongy's protege?
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Yes. "What is thy bidding, my master?" (Like Vader)

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-17 23:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck'n Cheney packs some serious, non-angry pipe.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This was pretty good but as always, Shlongy has to deduct a point for TOO MUCH PENI.

Are you that dork who is Shlongy's protege?

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

See, had you included my name in this post you could have garnered at least 1k more hits.

Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I knew you were a fuckin fruit cake. (hey that's my elephant joke...somebody stop him he's using my elephant joke).You keep affirming over and over. Schlongy this and schlongy that. I can't speak for him,but i think schlongy thinks your a fruit cake.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm chalking it up to "old man droop." I love my boys.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH..

EW.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You have no idea how sad I am to think that Dick Cheney might have bigger balls than I.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehe

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha, for the he-she.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-17 19:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I lolled.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-17 18:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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