Sicosemen's Best (Insert) Album Cover--APW inspired (773 hits)
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Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-07-18 07:59:30 EDT
Being the most affluent person in all subjects on uber (read the biggest egotistical asshole) I've decided to host yet another contest that'll rack your brains and have google scurrying for bandwidth. This is a very simple contest so even retards like icarus (probably the only namedrop he'll ever get besides Susie) can play along.
I need you to search the internet hi and lo to find the best album cover. Your cover can be the most hardcore cover, the prettiest cover, the ugliest cover, most weird cover, the silliest cover, the are you fucking kidding me cover, etc. etc. You have a better chance of winning your category if you are fairly certain that no one else will post into that category.
Either link the image to this post or create your own post, but please, make sure content is embedded in said post. Don't be THE dick who gives us a title and then nothing else. I'm fairly certain that most of us know how to attach an image.
After a long and fully hard racking of my pea sized brain I had to contact the leading expert in my genre. I talked to Caul and have decided that:
THE ABSOLUTE GAYEST ALBUM COVER EVER: (I challenge anyone to find a gayer album cover...)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good contest
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-19 04:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fair point.
Thanks. I ironed it myself.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 20:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Fey,
Either participate or stop bitching.
I liked your ruffled blouse today.
Like,
Sicosemen
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-18 18:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop with the competitions already. Or, make them interesting. Bah!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-18 18:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
needs more gay.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110254
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I FUCKING WIN AT CONTESTS...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110250
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-18 12:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I see your scanner is working.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-18 12:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-18 11:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.queermusicheritage.us/SEPT2003/onlyhea1.jpg
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US marines?
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Thats highly possible.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-18 12:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-18 11:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOFX is excellent stuff.
excellent!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-18 11:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.queermusicheritage.us/SEPT2003/onlyhea1.jpg
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US marines?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Best Album Cover of ALL Time:
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/139090.jpg
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not so much GAY, as... well, um... beastiality anyone???
NOFX: "Heavy Petting Zoo" - http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s3854.jpg
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.queermusicheritage.us/SEPT2003/onlyhea1.jpg
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Holy shit that looks like Vinny Jones.
Hahahahahaha
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-18 10:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.queermusicheritage.us/SEPT2003/onlyhea1.jpg
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110246
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this easily wins the contest, which is why i can't +2 it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I should of just linked every web page in history with an album cover on hey
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry Gents, but I found the absolute most Faggoty Album ever!
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1140109054129811814/1/number%20one%20with%20a%20bullet.JPG
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://rateyourmusic.com/misc/link_image?album_id=245689&image_hotlinked
WINNAR
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Already found it...
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.flickr.com/photos/73922019@N00/19473858/ - WOW!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://rateyourmusic.com/misc/link_image?album_id=245689&image_hotlinked
WINNAR
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loozhar!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah of course, like the cover to Led Zeppelin III. There was a wheel behind the cover that could spin and it would change the pictures on the front. And the Cover to The Bee Gees "Odessa" was covered in red velvet.
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the wheel spins?!
fucking hell!
*shuts off machine and rushes home to the attic to dig out the album*
physical graffitti (spelling?)was similar.
bee gees are gay, so i wouldnt know that one
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://rateyourmusic.com/misc/link_image?album_id=245689&image_hotlinked
WINNAR
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
interesting to note that the best cover art is off of vinyl's and not CD's.
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Oh yeah of course, like the cover to Led Zeppelin III. There was a wheel behind the cover that could spin and it would change the pictures on the front. And the Cover to The Bee Gees "Odessa" was covered in red velvet.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
czwij, the title says album cover, so it can be anything really. If you'd like it be an 8-track sticker cover, so be it.
Paging shlongy, how many 8-tracks did you own and was The Cliche's ever featured on an 8-track?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
interesting to note that the best cover art is off of vinyl's and not CD's.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Goblin Cock album is pretty good actually.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This isn't the best cover ever but it is pretty graphic.... and interesting
NSFW
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2005/10/goblin_cock_bag.html
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The dude in the middle- John Hall - is now a US congressman...or senator.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop -2 ing all my fucking posts with your pathetic alters
Submitted by Bananana (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most anti-semitic album cover http://razdolina.hypermart.net/Pictures/zlata-cd-cover.jpg
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
More good Dwarves ones:
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-88147437392814_1951_1692541
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-88147437392814_1951_2887018
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most graphic:
http://youllneverknowwhatkilledme.sprayblogg.no/images/tombofthemutilatedcannibalcorpse_233848599.jpg
NSFW
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, I can't youtube at work....explain please.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:13:50 EDT (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=i3x4C1fJcUk
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, hurty, the dwarves' covers are fucking awesome.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
niiiice!
my sister has that second dwarves album.
i never herd it.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.flickr.com/photos/73922019@N00/32767114/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/73922019@N00/30814232/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/73922019@N00/19473858/ - WOW!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/73922019@N00/19453090/ - Gods of Gay
Those are certainly front runners for Gayest Album Cover Ever.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Two of the most fucking awesome album covers of all time:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/6a/The_dwarves-must_die.jpg
http://www.blender.com/gallery_photos/filthiest/dwarves.jpg
Neither are safe for work.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it just me or does that dude in the back look like a young Johnny Depp? *tries to hide raging 1" boner*