Gay Album Cover or I Reek of AWESOMENESS (675 hits)
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Submitted by Bob ,|,, °_° ,,|, Lobla (View user info) at 2007-07-18 12:53:47 EDT
NONE of you can touch the inherent homosexuality of THIS Album cover...
In other news, FUCK HARRY POTTER. And Carrottop, I fucking hate that motherfucker.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 11:03:07 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, I personally like your insults, except your Swanson one which is like watching single sock in the washer that is stuck on spin mode. Maybe a variation would make it easier to swallow, eh Stouffer's? Or (shit, I don't know the name of...oh shit, yes) Calendar's?
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sorry dipshit, that's the way Shlongy rolls - if you don't like it, go join the other dicksuckers over on Pulsehead...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-18 18:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-18 16:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, nobody's perfect.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-18 16:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I listen to all the music you post, I generally stay away from the political ramblings though because I am Canadian and apathetic...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-18 16:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, it looks like you rated them.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-18 16:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the exposure to my music for a change. My album covers are under my completed albums under the "ets_music" label in my profile.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-18 16:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-18 16:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not an album cover.
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Well, I tried to find some album art on the website but this was all i could locate...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-18 16:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not an album cover.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 15:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Frozen TV Dinner for One eater with back acne problem, tiny dick and no friends, 4 below.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Martha Stewart tie collector below.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Radio ad peddler below
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the "Uber votes" that say otherwise, BalcoBoy.
Oh, and the bank account.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're all thinking the same thing about YOU, Swanson.
Your insults blow.
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Shlongy if you were half as amusing as I am I'd admit it.
Unfortunately your command of the English language is equal to that of a toddler and your 'insults' certainly show this.
I'm writing a book soon on the topic; I'll foot you a free copy. I'm nice like that.
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This insult failed to deliver imo...
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're all thinking the same thing about YOU, Swanson.
Your insults blow.
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Shlongy if you were half as amusing as I am I'd admit it.
Unfortunately your command of the English language is equal to that of a toddler and your 'insults' certainly show this.
I'm writing a book soon on the topic; I'll foot you a free copy. I'm nice like that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two thumbs up.....this cover's designer's ass.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 14:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, I personally like your insults, except your Swanson one which is like watching single sock in the washer that is stuck on spin mode. Maybe a variation would make it easier to swallow, eh Stouffer's? Or (shit, I don't know the name of...oh shit, yes) Calendar's?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
meh oops on me for the lack of literacy.
hukt onn fonix diddunt werk 4 mee.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're all thinking the same thing about YOU, Swanson.
Your insults blow.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just noticed that it says ".1 pound"
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Katy, you don't do insults very well. Leave it to the pros, please.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just because your cock looks comparatively bigger than your nads due to steroid shrinkage doesn't mean you've actually got a huge knob.
a one pound cock is still pretty hefty.
*contemplates use*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You better be happy with it.
You're the only person who will ever be looking at it... or touching it, for that matter, Swanson.
Unless, you decide to grace us with another baby footy sock picture, you fucking moron.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-18 18:50:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-18 18:48:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
1 pound is pretty fucking hefty for a cock.
*noticed you didn't mention yours*
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He's replaced it with a dildo on his thigh.
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I JUST SPIT APPLE CHUNKS OUT YOU CUNT!
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Victory. Destroyed.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You people are crazy. I'm quite happy with my (comparitively ABOVE average) penis.
Want me to prove it? Don't make me. I will. Try me. I've had a LOT of steroids today and am capable of anything.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-18 18:48:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
1 pound is pretty fucking hefty for a cock.
*noticed you didn't mention yours*
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He's replaced it with a dildo on his thigh.
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I JUST SPIT APPLE CHUNKS OUT YOU CUNT!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pwnage below
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-18 18:48:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
1 pound is pretty fucking hefty for a cock.
*noticed you didn't mention yours*
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He's replaced it with a dildo on his thigh.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 pound is pretty fucking hefty for a cock.
*noticed you didn't mention yours*
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's do a quick list on Mr. Shlongy, shall we:
1. Short
2. Rail thin
3. Size 28 waist with size 32 chest
4. 120 pounds
5. 6 pound olfactory organ
6. .1 pound reproductive organ
7. Author of over 32,000 idiotic, base and inintelligent reviews on this website
Compared to (OathMeal):
1. Tall
2. Fucking huge
3. 34 inch waist with 46 inch chest
4. 230 pounds
5. 12 pound biceps
6. 8 pound forearms
7. Provider of incessant humor, insightful commentary and intelligent thought on this website
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMMIT. Now look what you made me do.
Man, why can't I just knock Oathy's teeth down his throat and be done with it?
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Because you can barely push around a vacuum you weak cunt.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That wraps it up kids, no one is going to top this. Bob FTW.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, but does it beat this?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 09:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry Gents, but I found the absolute most Faggoty Album ever!
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1140109054129811814/1/number%20one%20with%20a%20bullet.JPG
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It's a close call!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMMIT. Now look what you made me do.
Man, why can't I just knock Oathy's teeth down his throat and be done with it?
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I <3 internet hate.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMMIT. Now look what you made me do.
Man, why can't I just knock Oathy's teeth down his throat and be done with it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, look...Oathy the cowardly homo came up with ANOTHER amazingly hilarious and poignant insult - "washed up faggot".
You have quite the way with words...must be why you spend 99.8% of your time alone, eh Swanson?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110195#2475782
Don't be gay Bob, this is uber you don't apologize for a joke.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-18 12:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The one single on that album, "The Bilderbergers Blewup The WTC," is kinda catchy.
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WTF?!?!
That song is MTV driven crap.
He really cuts loose artistically with "The Jews are Running the World"
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 12:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with all of your hate.
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Why don't you stop sucking Bob's dick you washed up faggot?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mother fucking FTW %%%%%%!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-18 12:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The one single on that album, "The Bilderbergers Blewup The WTC," is kinda catchy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 12:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with all of your hate.