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Submitted by experima (View user info) at 2007-07-18 17:35:46 EDT
It's hot. Smoke inside burns lungs. Sun outside burns skin. Double carcinogenic winds.
"I don't want this," I think, and crush the tobacco in a plant. Unlucky plant. Ashes to ashes, plants to plants.
A man holds open the door for me, a kind gesture. I touch the glass with my fingertip in recognition. I whisper thank you.
Too much, Henry.
Too much, Charles.
Too much, William.
Not enough, Collen.
That's what I say.
I'm hungry. Three minutes. I'll wait. It's like battery testing.
I think about you. I think, "He's not eating."
Another man defers to me and I enter the elevator before him. Same type of gesture. Same type of thing. He forgets to use his badge to get to his floor and I smile at him, make a joke.
It's crowded in the street, empty with people walking.
Not seeing, not hearing. Din of nothing.
Pushing for that moment, that snapshot.
It's all mental now.
Fundamental wow.
It's growing, it's going, it's gone.
User Reviews
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-25 15:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-11 01:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
me too, me too
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-11 00:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am in love with Audrey Hepburn.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
okay that's it mick i'm getting bored
just pretend i had the stamina okay
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-09 19:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-07-24 14:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-24 12:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart.
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Oh Jack....
301st review....fuck the haters.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-24 12:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-24 05:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Experima = alter of who?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-24 05:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
srsly, wtf is this?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-24 03:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im fecking sure I have read this before.
Weird.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-24 03:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice girl below.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-24 00:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now I saw the picture. It was. I love those guys.
+2 Muppets.
DAMN THERE I GO BEING NICE AGAIN!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-24 00:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
har har har, indeed.
I don't encourage anything. I don't even encourage this, though I don't mind you speaking your mind at all (whoever you are...I'm known for being nice to new people, as well.)
I've thanked people for -2s, too. And read up, kid, I'm the first one to say when my shit is G-A-Y (or straight up blank) and laugh about it. I hold no pretensions on this site. I also don't post a lot of things, preferring to show my writing to friends rather than the world.
ps couldn't see the picture...I bet it was a good one.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:53:13 EDT (#)
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"it seems unfortunate that the fact I have a vagina has obscured that opinion and caused you to -2 me seemingly for that reason alone."
That's kind of my point. It seems like the majority of the people that review your stuff completely ignore the actual content. Since I'm not going to take the time to prove you encourage it, I'll just give you actual reviews from now on.
But I still get to think people that kiss your ass are lame.
P.S. ...but you're not half good either, har har har har har
http://static.flickr.com/18/24172962_451f34da6e.jpg
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaaaaaaaaand I'm outta here.
I'm taking my not getting laid ass home.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*faints*
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh, and Director, +2ing every one of this woman's posts isn't going to get you laid. So, feel free to remove your lips from her ass.
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Really?
* crestfallen expression *
That's it then M. It's over!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dear haiku:
I am not exploiting anything. Used to be the trend everyone would post a camwhore one or two posts in. Not so now. You might not know that, but it was apparently before your time, so I'll overlook it.
I don't know what the obsession is over my nether regions. If I wanted to camwhore fifty times a day, I could, and could derive the meaningless hits they'd attract; I choose not to, even when encouraged to do so.
I have no interest in any MySpaceishness in any form. I do, however, have a lot of Uber goodwill, and that is because I'm a friendly person and I take time to respond to people such as yourself. I also tend to say "thank you" to a lot of people, something I may be unique in doing on this site, but something I do.
I come here to have a bit of fun, and plenty of people have enjoyed fucking around on my posts. If my posts irritate you, please don't visit. And if you don't think I'm "half-bad" of a writer, it seems unfortunate that the fact I have a vagina has obscured that opinion and caused you to -2 me seemingly for that reason alone.
Peace.
Experima
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Irony below.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh, and Director, +2ing every one of this woman's posts isn't going to get you laid. So, feel free to remove your lips from her ass.
Although I guess I can't blame you for trying.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:06:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:34:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SO FUCKING WHAT?
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Because every one of your posts looks like the myspace of a 16 year old girl with 1,000+ friends and a blog about the prom. It's distracting and mildly irritating. I mean, the first thing you did was post a random picture of yourself. If you weren't attractive you would have gotten flamed to all hell, and you know that. Why can't you just write (you're not half bad)? Maybe I'm wrong and that wasn't your intent. You could just be incredibly naive, but it seems pretty obvious you're exploiting your vagina, which just isn't fair to the vagina.
Don't act like it doesn't make sense for me to get that impression of you, whether or not it is correct, it is definitely logical.
At least you like Bukowski.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-07-23 22:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this a couple of days ago. I could swear to God that I'd rated it.
My mistake.
Very nice.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-23 22:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
657/1808 = 36.34%
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-23 22:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about haikumikoo
User id: 31360
Registered on or around: 2007-06-28 16:39:11 EDT
# Messages posted: 5
# Reviews written: 106
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 101
# Hits: 1504
Average rating of all messages: 0.37
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Who gives a fuck what this n00b Jigger says? Being jealous of someone's internet popularity is akin to a tard trying to hang with the cheerleader and quarterback crowd. He just get jerked around, laughed at, and used, but still goes home feeling like a winner.
What a pathetic fwaphound.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-23 21:59:18 EDT (#)
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sorry Devish. :)
you got in the line of fire there, darlin'.
it's just peanut butter and jealous.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-23 21:57:48 EDT (#)
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oh, and PS: there's a difference between "review," which you didn't even actually do, and "response," which is what I'm doing now, three (3) times, since I've had it up to here with the asshattery, cocksuckery, and general faggotry today of you and your ilk.
that is all.
cocksmith.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-23 21:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone, explain teh hate.
Please.
An explanation would be very fucking appreciated.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-23 21:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and it's "had to have" not "had to of."
retal much?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-23 21:34:40 EDT (#)
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SO FUCKING WHAT?
seriously.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-23 21:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You had to of reviewed your own post at least 60 times. I wonder what percentage of your reviews are of yourself.
Seriously.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA below.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The girl in the picture is making one of those cute faces you just want to bust a fat nut onto...
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anfry jelus bitch below.
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Usless fucking cunt using this site as your personal instant message board.
You are fucking mediocore at best. Sucking everybody's cock until they like you. You's have no fucking hits if you did respond seven times to ever comment made. You make me fucking sick you hag. Choke on a dick you fucking cumdumpster.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-23 14:01:07 EDT (#)
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thanks, loki.
people had fun on this post, i guess.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-23 13:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's interesting but why the heat and why the tiny scroll bar?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-22 13:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi, EI!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-22 09:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
umm why so much heat!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-21 16:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi, AJ. :)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-21 00:35:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 23:14:06 EDT (#)
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1983 hits....
that was a really good year!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 18:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
swears below
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:55:14 EDT (#)
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Jesus Bullfucking Christ Almighty Damn.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah! :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
fuck emoticons.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you :) you too! :)
haha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*insert emoticon here* (man i hate those fucking things. i only ever use them in an attempt to be snide.)
have a good weekend, lady. i know i will.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I DID NOT KNOW YOU KNEW THAT. BUT I HOPED YOU DID SINCE IT'S EASY.
howdy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNOW THAT. I WAS JUST ILLUSTRATING MY POINT.
hi.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ctrl+F+scourge
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:24:37 EDT (#)
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hey, scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what the jesus fuck is going on in here?
did i already rate this post? i can never remember and when i have to try and go back through 6000 reviews i just give up and rate it all over again. this makes me guilty of contributing to the problem. and that annoys me.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This just in:
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site.
The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."
To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched.
He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him."
Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."
The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy.
He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!"
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi, Drake.
thanks, c1ndy.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you were, could I watch?
cause you'd be a girl....and NOT shlongy...you'd be Vaggy
SO it wouldn't be weird.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drake- How do you know I wouldn't be a lesbo whore? HUH? HUH?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck is this on most heated?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I WISH I had a pussy.
I'd never leave the house and I'd be a total whore.
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Ewww. Shlongy wishes he could have sex with a bunch of guys.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
great fun
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I WISH I had a pussy.
I'd never leave the house and I'd be a total whore.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:34:43 EDT (#)
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I get 2s because I'm clever and amusing. Like Carrot Top and Rob Schneider's love child.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 04:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 04:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-07-18 17:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, from looking at this post and the number of replies; it would do me well to grow some tits before I post again.
This lacks any content and the users are all over it with +2s. I fail to understand.
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It's the way of the world, man. Best get used to that shit right now.
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Wow. That's quite an insight, Lungfish. +2s for life.
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Don't expect any from Drake*
*today is opposite day.**
**except for that statement***
***and that one.****
****oh give it a rest.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 04:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 04:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-07-18 17:10:48 EDT (#)
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Well, from looking at this post and the number of replies; it would do me well to grow some tits before I post again.
This lacks any content and the users are all over it with +2s. I fail to understand.
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It's the way of the world, man. Best get used to that shit right now.
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Wow. That's quite an insight, Lungfish. +2s for life.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ex: You have the sex appeal of Sophia Petrillo. You may know her as the Mom from the Golden Girls.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:25:48 EDT (#)
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i look like catherine zeta jones, had she been born a small, deformed ostritch.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-07-20 03:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my god, that picture looks exactly like you!
Unless of course you're a dude.
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I feel sorry for bart...he's such a fucking toolbag and doesn't know it.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zeus I can live with.
Jerry Garcia. WTF?
e: You look like Camilla Parker Bowles, hungover, after a gang-bang, with a mustache.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:24:17 EDT (#)
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then you must have one too, shlongy.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:23:40 EDT (#)
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or perhaps "the boy who loved chickens."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Here's "living" proof that having a pussy is worth an extra 1000 hits per post.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:22:13 EDT (#)
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drake, when you smile you remind me of "man who can sing through his asshole," of John Waters fame.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:21:40 EDT (#)
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Jerry Garcia in Santa's underwear
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Same goes for you Exper....Exp......Ex!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:20:19 EDT (#)
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Lungfish, you resemble a Drunken Zeus.
I can not think of a better compliment than that.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I look like a bearded portly Elvis.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:16:21 EDT (#)
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Your profile closely matches Kelvin the No-Neck Boy, a one-time popular attraction at Coney Island.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your profile resembles that of a mister Alfred Hitchcock.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:11:32 EDT (#)
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You resemble Orphelia "Fuzzy" Swarovski, the bearded lady of naught-three.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:05:45 EDT (#)
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You bear(bare) a striking resemblance to Mark Wahlberg. Including the penis.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:02:58 EDT (#)
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you look like Chucky "The Knuckles" MacGillicuddy!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Jake "The Snake" Roberts!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:44:29 EDT (#)
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wj: of course!
lf: you are.
bc: very funny.
:)
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-07-20 09:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed way too hard at this so +2!
...I was supposed to laugh right?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 03:49:33 EDT (#)
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For the record, I believe I was the first here to point out that you looked like AH.
I'm awesome.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-07-20 03:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my god, that picture looks exactly like you!
Unless of course you're a dude.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-20 00:24:56 EDT (#)
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Damn straight.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 23:32:09 EDT (#)
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GO RED DEVILS!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 23:30:18 EDT (#)
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makes perfect sense to me
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-07-19 22:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
confusing doesn't necessarily = deep/good
still I like effort
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-19 22:18:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:56:20 EDT (#)
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hugs back, toe <3
i think that is a still from funny face...not sure though....?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:44:55 EDT (#)
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and I said "What about breakfast at tiffany's?"
She said "I think I, remember the film."
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked this post and everything, but if i see this on MRR one more time i'm going to tear my fucking eyes out.
*hugs*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:31:44 EDT (#)
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that's so narrrsty.
cya later Yozz!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Saudi Arabia.
"Oh give me a home, where the millionaires roam
and the camels and the scorpions play
where seldom is heard an intelligible word
and the sky is dusty all day"
Yeah, they hold hands with each other (and presumably fornicate) because they are not allowed to have any contact with the opposite gender in public.
And if you did it in private and were not married, the woman would be branded a prostitute and punished (either physically or deportation if she was a foreigner).
Great, huh?
Anyway, I gotta roll. I'll catch you later. It was nice talkin' with ya'
-Yozz
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:19:40 EDT (#)
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I've never been to the middle east. whereabouts?
men holding hands?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a joke - but yes, they sound the same. I also lived in the Middle East from time to time. *shivers*. Flashback - Men holding hands walking down the sidewalk - in public - constantly. *shivers*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:13:07 EDT (#)
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no. it was a fundamentalist christian school. sounds the same, doesn't it?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:09:46 EDT (#)
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You're a muslim, huh?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:08:13 EDT (#)
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mine was. extremely. classes on anti-other religions. "we are your parents while you're here!" crazy stuff. very strict. to the point where girls couldn't sit on the wall in front of the boys' dorm, and vice versa. had to have six inches of space between opposite sexes at all times.
i was in trouble a lot.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:07:47 EDT (#)
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I did, however, attend private roman catholic schools for much of my early education. I think that is where I got the eye tick and the slight limp.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:05:59 EDT (#)
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Negative. Thank God.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:04:09 EDT (#)
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me neither.
nobody can stalk me just because i attended that school. it pretty much doesn't exist in the form it was in at the time. was yours a religious school?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:02:49 EDT (#)
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I must have missed that (the name of the school). At least you know that I am not stalking you. I don't know about Drake though ....
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:00:27 EDT (#)
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well then OOPS i posted the name of mine :)
that was a torture chamber. i may write about it sometime.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:58:38 EDT (#)
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Its in Europe - you probably wouldnt recognize the name. Besides, you never know what some of these fuckers would do with personal information. KnowwadImeanVern?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:52:41 EDT (#)
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why, what's yours
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:49:30 EDT (#)
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Cool - just thought we might have an alma mater in common.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:48:07 EDT (#)
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the one i am referring to was in asheville. relocated to columbia. you can imagine.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:42:42 EDT (#)
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By the way - was your boarding school overseas or in the U.S.?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:41:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:38:20 EDT (#)
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*groans*
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I agree - WHY MUST YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SOUND SO DELIGHTFULLY NAUGHTY
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:38:20 EDT (#)
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*groans*
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:33:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:32:02 EDT (#)
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here's some young ones for you. better in context, but whatever. :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bdkT9sGRw_E
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bWyEe2mW1qo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cxkFwwRYnco
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8EqhPuJ-Qyo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L8vkkoKj-a0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zsScnNt7r-E
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Why this isn't child pornography at ALL, is it?
bitch.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:32:02 EDT (#)
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here's some young ones for you. better in context, but whatever. :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bdkT9sGRw_E
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bWyEe2mW1qo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cxkFwwRYnco
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8EqhPuJ-Qyo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L8vkkoKj-a0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zsScnNt7r-E
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:27:10 EDT (#)
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I like some british comedy. Blackadder had me instantly Hooked.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:25:32 EDT (#)
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drake: yes they are English, go watch them
jonny: she is gorgeous isn't she?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:22:52 EDT (#)
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THIS post sucked, but the picture saved it, so there
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:21:37 EDT (#)
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SO are they british or what?
are YOU british, for that matter?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:17:10 EDT (#)
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they are The Young Ones, Filthy Rich & Catflap, Bottom, etc etc etc. They're fucking fantastic and I never, ever get sick of them.
they're the reason my blank post YKWYA has about 300 reviews, mostly young ones quotes.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:14:01 EDT (#)
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Never heard one syllable of their names before my last post.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:07:28 EDT (#)
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you seriously don't know who adrian edmondson and rik mayall are???
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:05:55 EDT (#)
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oh....
.....awkward.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:02:21 EDT (#)
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i meant neck cramps too
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:01:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:58:12 EDT (#)
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OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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I meant NECK Cramps. You keep your feminine problems to yourself.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:59:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:52:44 PDT (#)
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Here ya go, Einstein.
http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/Superluminal.html
A superluminal phenomenon is a frame of reference traveling with a speed greater than the speed of light c. There is a putative class of particles dubbed tachyons which are able to travel faster than light. Faster-than-light phenomena violate the usual understanding of the "flow" of time, a state of affairs which is known as the causality problem (and also called the "Shalimar Treaty").
It should be noted that while Einstein's theory of special relativity prevents (real) mass, energy, or information from traveling faster than the speed of light c (Lorentz et al. 1952, Brillouin and Sommerfeld 1960, Born and Wolf 1999, Landau and Lifschitz 1997), there is nothing preventing "apparent" motion faster than c (or, in fact, with negative speeds, implying arrival at a destination before leaving the origin). For example, the phase velocity and group velocity of a wave may exceed the speed of light, but in such cases, no energy or information actually travels faster than c. Experiments showing group velocities greater than c include that of Wang et al. (2000), who produced a laser pulse in atomic cesium gas with a group velocity of . In each case, the observed superluminal propagation is not at odds with causality, and is instead a consequence of classical interference between its constituent frequency components in a region of anomalous dispersion (Wang et al. 2000).
It turns out that all relativistic wave equations possesses infinity families of formal solutions with arbitrary speeds raging from zero to infinity, called undistorted progressive waves (UPWs) by Rodrigues and Lu (1997). However, like the arbitrary-speed plane wave solutions, UPWs have infinite energy and therefore cannot be produced in the physical world. However, approximations to these waves with finite energy, called finite aperture approximations (FAA), can be produced and observed experimentally (Maiorino and Rodrigues 1999). Among the infinite family of exact superluminal solutions of the homogeneous wave equation and Maxwell equations are waves known as X-waves. X-waves do not violate special relativity because all superluminal X-waves have wavefronts that travel with the speed parameter c (the speed of light) that appears in the corresponding wave equation. The superluminal motion of the peak is therefore a transitory phenomenon similar to the reshaping phenomenon that occurs (under very special conditions) for waves in dispersive media with absorption or gain and which is in this case responsible for superluminal (or even negative) group velocities (Maiorino and Rodrigues 1999).
Several authors have published theories claiming that the speed-of-light barrier imposed by relativity is illusionary. While these "theories" continue to be rejected by the physics community as ill-informed speculation, their proponents continue to promulgate them in rather obscure journals. An example of this kind is the Smarandache hypothesis, which states that there is no such thing as a speed limit in the universe (Smarandache 1998). Similarly Shan (1999ab) has concluded that the superluminal communication must exist in the universe and that they do not result in the casual loop paradox.
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godDAMN I love science
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:58:12 EDT (#)
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OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:51:45 EDT (#)
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do you make the awesome "points fingers at self" gesture, too? with the "ch-ch" noise?
i do
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No I look at myself in the mirror, making faces and posing. Once I have the precise angle and facial expression to make myself gorgeous, I leave the house, never once changing the expression, or the angle of my head. I get cramps like you wouldnt believe.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:56:32 EDT (#)
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thanks!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:52:44 EDT (#)
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Here ya go, Einstein.
http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/Superluminal.html
A superluminal phenomenon is a frame of reference traveling with a speed greater than the speed of light c. There is a putative class of particles dubbed tachyons which are able to travel faster than light. Faster-than-light phenomena violate the usual understanding of the "flow" of time, a state of affairs which is known as the causality problem (and also called the "Shalimar Treaty").
It should be noted that while Einstein's theory of special relativity prevents (real) mass, energy, or information from traveling faster than the speed of light c (Lorentz et al. 1952, Brillouin and Sommerfeld 1960, Born and Wolf 1999, Landau and Lifschitz 1997), there is nothing preventing "apparent" motion faster than c (or, in fact, with negative speeds, implying arrival at a destination before leaving the origin). For example, the phase velocity and group velocity of a wave may exceed the speed of light, but in such cases, no energy or information actually travels faster than c. Experiments showing group velocities greater than c include that of Wang et al. (2000), who produced a laser pulse in atomic cesium gas with a group velocity of . In each case, the observed superluminal propagation is not at odds with causality, and is instead a consequence of classical interference between its constituent frequency components in a region of anomalous dispersion (Wang et al. 2000).
It turns out that all relativistic wave equations possesses infinity families of formal solutions with arbitrary speeds raging from zero to infinity, called undistorted progressive waves (UPWs) by Rodrigues and Lu (1997). However, like the arbitrary-speed plane wave solutions, UPWs have infinite energy and therefore cannot be produced in the physical world. However, approximations to these waves with finite energy, called finite aperture approximations (FAA), can be produced and observed experimentally (Maiorino and Rodrigues 1999). Among the infinite family of exact superluminal solutions of the homogeneous wave equation and Maxwell equations are waves known as X-waves. X-waves do not violate special relativity because all superluminal X-waves have wavefronts that travel with the speed parameter c (the speed of light) that appears in the corresponding wave equation. The superluminal motion of the peak is therefore a transitory phenomenon similar to the reshaping phenomenon that occurs (under very special conditions) for waves in dispersive media with absorption or gain and which is in this case responsible for superluminal (or even negative) group velocities (Maiorino and Rodrigues 1999).
Several authors have published theories claiming that the speed-of-light barrier imposed by relativity is illusionary. While these "theories" continue to be rejected by the physics community as ill-informed speculation, their proponents continue to promulgate them in rather obscure journals. An example of this kind is the Smarandache hypothesis, which states that there is no such thing as a speed limit in the universe (Smarandache 1998). Similarly Shan (1999ab) has concluded that the superluminal communication must exist in the universe and that they do not result in the casual loop paradox.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:51:45 EDT (#)
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do you make the awesome "points fingers at self" gesture, too? with the "ch-ch" noise?
i do
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:37:28 EDT (#)
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That's my morning routine.
....after my "3 S's "
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:15:42 EDT (#)
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but drake, I like flattering myself.
"hi, self. lookin' good."
"thanks, self! right back atcha."
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:08:01 EDT (#)
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.........maaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
Don't flatter yourself. I'm trying to get LOTS of people to click on it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:00:23 EDT (#)
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you're not actually trying to get me to fall for that are you
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:54:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.meatspin.com <--------even MORE free shit.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:53:57 EDT (#)
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www.meatspin.com <---------Click for a free Nintendo Wii.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:45:42 EDT (#)
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"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:44:06 EDT (#)
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LUMBERG FUCKED 'ER
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:41:49 EDT (#)
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why, it's a whiskey-soaked shitfest, of course.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:37:38 EDT (#)
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What the whiskey-soaked fuck is this shitfest?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:51:49 EDT (#)
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I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. That'd be greaaaat.
DOWN, DRAKE. DOWN BOY!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:51:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:03:55 EDT (#)
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is there an emergency, Yozz?!?
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No, I'm just an idiot. Thanks for your concern.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:50:35 EDT (#)
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thank you, M.
I'm kinda on a self-restricted camwhore ban. Don't wanna be the new Kristen.
One is enough for now, perhaps.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:49:35 EDT (#)
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The ratio of people to cake is too big.
PROVE IT! TPW!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:49:30 EDT (#)
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just kidding, B!
:)
off to a three-hour meeting. do something interesting while I'm gone, mmkay?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:49:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:45:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:44:22 EDT (#)
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Ex I bet if you posted another camwhore it would be the most hit thing on this site right now!!
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She's good but she ain't coley. She's got camwhorin' to a fine art.
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I've only seen one coley camwhore! are there more?
and Ex you should post one! you're the "it" girl of Uber right now!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:47:45 EDT (#)
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my camwhores would knock your socks off.
and oathmeal's too, probably.
ha!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:46:41 EDT (#)
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why should I change my name to Mike? he's the one that sucks.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:45:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:44:22 EDT (#)
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Ex I bet if you posted another camwhore it would be the most hit thing on this site right now!!
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She's good but she ain't coley. She's got camwhorin' to a fine art.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:44:22 EDT (#)
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Ex I bet if you posted another camwhore it would be the most hit thing on this site right now!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:43:49 EDT (#)
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I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:40:23 EDT (#)
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What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:35:28 EDT (#)
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Guilty
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:33:56 EDT (#)
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thursday.
you got a one-track mind, Drake.
:)
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:31:23 EDT (#)
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I have a bostitch
and right in the middle of the word bistitch is "tit"
wednesday, right?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:30:00 EDT (#)
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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:24:52 EDT (#)
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Staplers.....what's up with those?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:13:48 EDT (#)
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remind me not to go to texas...I don't wanna get any bigger.
hi, U!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:11:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:07:06 EDT (#)
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Why is everything bigger in Texas?
___________
the only thing bigger in texas is the distance you have to travel to reach another city.
experima +2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:07:06 EDT (#)
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Why is everything bigger in Texas?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:03:55 EDT (#)
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is there an emergency, Yozz?!?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:00:12 EDT (#)
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999
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 12:50:44 EDT (#)
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actually couldn't find that word...found this though, which is even a cooler word
supraliminal
Main Entry: su·pra·lim·i·nal
Function: adjective
Etymology: supra- + Latin limin-, limen threshold
Date: 1892
1 : existing above the threshold of consciousness
2 : adequate to evoke a response or induce a sensation
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:52:02 EDT (#)
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nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
:)
learn somethin new every day!
what's blonde?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:51:01 EDT (#)
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Speed of light, blondie.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:50:11 EDT (#)
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what's superluminal?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:47:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-18 18:22:06 EDT (#)
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"This post will make most heated faster than superluminal speed."
-- EbolaMay --
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I wasn't too far off.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:38:33 EDT (#)
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y halo thar, Joey! you better...........................
*ominous stare*
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:31:26 EDT (#)
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Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thar.
Nice job.
I will e-mail soon. Honest :)
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:25:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:17:30 EDT (#)
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ah, drake, I've not had a blank post in months and the last one I did is a cult classic. :)
there were some wonderful bands to come out of that area, hidden. totally agree. and tiffany? did you see her in a mall or something, headlining with menudo? :)
hi, B, N, M, etc.! thanks orph, merlina, all of you.
xxx
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 10:52:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-19 10:19:54 EDT (#)
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Hey look an xprma post!
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and it isn't blank!
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-19 10:19:54 EDT (#)
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Hey look an xprma post!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-19 10:01:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-19 08:38:22 EDT (#)
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I'd be a fan of topless post wenesday or whatever it was.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-19 06:03:53 EDT (#)
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12. "I Think We're Alone Now".....Tiffany
i saw Tiffany in concert and got a signed poster. who is jealous? ALL OF YOU.
i like REM. Michael Stipe went to my high school. i lived in the home he used to live in while his dad was stationed at Scott AFB. he also worked in the Waffle House i so fondly remember going to late night when i was hammered drunk. a lot of really good musicians come out of that area. i know plenty of great bands that amazingly never catch their big break and i have no idea why. there's just so much talent in the area. St. Louis is one great place for music.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-19 06:02:40 EDT (#)
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Tralala
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-07-19 05:56:29 EDT (#)
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Wow fits and not just the picture.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-19 05:24:28 EDT (#)
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well look at you M, all on the most heated list and shit...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-19 04:05:17 EDT (#)
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I Like
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-19 04:00:10 EDT (#)
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I liked this
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-19 01:30:11 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is this?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:25:36 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:21:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:18:05 EDT (#)
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yes
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WOO WHOREGASM
I fucking knew it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:18:05 EDT (#)
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yes
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:16:14 EDT (#)
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So, are you one of those uptight, prim-and-proper librarian fetishist's wet-dream, Moneypenny types?
PLEASE GOD SAY YES
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:15:16 EDT (#)
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cheery bye lungfish.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:14:54 EDT (#)
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lf: she probably still is vietnamese?
almt: at Ben Lippen (supposedly scottish for "mountain of trust.")
MOUNTAIN OF TRUST MY ASS
that place ruined my youth.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:14:11 EDT (#)
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Ta. I'm going back to figuring out how to spend American tax dollars.
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:13:18 EDT (#)
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White glove inspections?
Where the FUCK was this?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:13:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:09:33 EDT (#)
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My girlfriend liked Lisa Lisa and Richard Marx.
Jesus Christ.
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She couldn't help it. She was Vietnamese. Probably still is.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:12:21 EDT (#)
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ALMT: I wasn't even trying to. That's just how I roll, yo
.....and we stayed in DORMS and had pajama parties and white glove inspections too......
sounds a LOT sexier than it was, believe me.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:10:29 EDT (#)
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LF: drunk-dancing, huh? actually that was also the year "Dirty Dancing" came out. I never saw it, as I sat in the back row with my boyfriend and kissed the whole time. Neither one of us has seen it to this day, and we're still friends. Hi, Joel!
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:10:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:08:52 EDT (#)
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I was in boarding school in 1987. That was the year I first heard REM, They Might Be Giants, Guadalcanal Diary, Sonic Youth, and shit like Black Flag and Butthole Surfers soon after.
That was one of the most memorable years for me musically, as all we could do at that school was secretly pass tapes to each other and try not to get caught.
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WHY MUST YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SOUND SO DELIGHTFULLY NAUGHTY
GOD
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:09:33 EDT (#)
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My girlfriend liked Lisa Lisa and Richard Marx.
Jesus Christ.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was in boarding school in 1987. That was the year I first heard REM, They Might Be Giants, Guadalcanal Diary, Sonic Youth, and shit like Black Flag and Butthole Surfers soon after.
That was one of the most memorable years for me musically, as all we could do at that school was secretly pass tapes to each other and try not to get caught.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:06:09 EDT (#)
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Upon further review, '87 was the absolute worst.
There's a good chance I was drunk-dancing to some of that rot.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:06:01 EDT (#)
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Upon further review, '87 was the absolute worst.
There's good chance a was drunk-dancing to some of that rot.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:04:19 EDT (#)
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I was a Freshman in college in 1987, and it was one of the worst years ever for popular music. Not as bad, however, as the several years immediately preceding.
I discovered REM in '87 however. It was their last good year, though.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:01:43 EDT (#)
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LF, did you see the stellar list of the best of 1987 below? seems your music didn't get no love that year...
:)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:00:07 EDT (#)
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ah, progr3ss, I heard major tom's a 12 stepper now
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:55:32 EDT (#)
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The Partridge Family - The Monkees - Elvis - The Beatles - Zeppelin/Pink Floyd/Neil Young - REM - The Clash - Camper Van Beethoven - Nirvana - Tom Waits - Sinatra - Italian Opera, especially Verdi and Puccini - The Pogues - portly Elvis
Sorry. I'm taking a break from drafting a rather large budget. I hate budgets.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:55:25 EDT (#)
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We know major tom's a junky
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:53:56 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure it goes:
"Eh Marine!" ("Hey, Marine!")
"Quoi?" ("What?")
SLAP
Heh heh, oldest trick in the book.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:53:33 EDT (#)
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oh, let's just make it an even 100 reviews, shall we?
I'm off to read a book now.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:52:14 EDT (#)
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me too, and i've only seen it twice now.
oh, and whatever he says before he sticks his thumbs up makes me LOL
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:51:17 EDT (#)
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That head-bobble thing he does gets me every time.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:49:52 EDT (#)
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ha! nice one
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:49:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110269
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:46:59 EDT (#)
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you should linkwhore that video :)
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:22:18 EDT (#)
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Yes, I am. Here is my personal "All You Need to Know About Musical Development" timeline*:
Beethoven---The Beatles---Led Zepplin, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors---Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, New Order---Nirvana, BT, Underworld, The Chemical Brothers---Broken Social Scene, The Arcade Fire, Bloc Party
*Usefulness dependent on whether or not user is Dervish
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:18:21 EDT (#)
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or the axis? the pinnacle? TALK TO ME
ps shlongy, i know i left myself wide open with that comment.
and with this one.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:16:54 EDT (#)
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dervish: the acme? do you mean the zenith? huh?
i agree, shlongy. now fix that rating. it seems your finger slipped.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:14:36 EDT (#)
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New Order is the ACME of All Music.
Now, if you'll excuse me, the porcelain goddess calleth.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2