Top Ten surprises in final Harry Potter novel (641 hits)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (View user info) at 2007-07-19 08:22:58 EDT
I bought the latest Harry Potter book from a guy in the parking lot of a K-Mart last night. I could not put it down once I started.
** Spoilers below
10. Hogwart's Express train now has NASCAR-like sponsor stickers
9. Michael Jackson becomes new Headmaster
8. That Dumbledore guy is Nicole Richie's "Baby Daddy"
7. Hogwarts gets remodeled and put on "Flip This House"
6. Everybody's got AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
5. Final battle of Good Vs. Evil takes place on Family Fued
4. Harry gets contact lenses
3. No Paris Hilton
2. Rubeus Hagrid wins American Idol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubeus_Hagrid)
1. Potter's name is revealed to actually be "Hairy" during shirtless scene
** Spoilers: As in this will spoil your anticipation if you really expected details from a series of books I have never read
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-19 21:01:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:56:26 EDT (#)
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+1worthy
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:36:01 EDT (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=G_vas-7a7is
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:35:47 EDT (#)
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i guffawed
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:02:14 EDT (#)
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4. Harry gets contact lenses
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:00:54 EDT (#)
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Fuck Harry Potter
Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-07-19 10:25:50 EDT (#)
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*Giggles*
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 10:20:02 EDT (#)
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top 10's always get a +2 from me.
10 is the magic number.
fuck 3
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-19 09:51:08 EDT (#)
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Worthy of the One.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 09:36:41 EDT (#)
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survey sez....
that was good
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-19 08:42:20 EDT (#)
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i chuckled
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-19 08:28:24 EDT (#)
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I smiled...
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-19 08:24:50 EDT (#)
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Pretty ghey