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Submitted by Foorploof (View user info) at 2007-07-19 11:14:47 EDT
Today, a coworker asked me what sponges were made of.
The question was so ridiculous, I didn't know how to answer.
I just said, "Sponge."
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Submitted by Design (user info) at 2007-07-20 04:42:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-20 04:28:06 EDT (#)
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oh, and i am not retarded.
my mom sez im a nice, smart boy...
*sticks tongue out*
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-20 04:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont appreciate your cunttitude, there floorpoof.
seems you know lots about sponges and take this a little too seriously.
maybe you would like to talk about this.
im listening. im there for you. maybe i can help.
have you found jesus?...
breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out....
BTW, i ain't no polack. Im a canadian residing in the Czech republic.
ah whats the use, you yanks have no idea where that is anyway.
carry on blindly with a smile.
that picture is of a foam sponge
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-19 22:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF?! Sponge Post Thursday?
Oh yeah, I just went there.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 20:00:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-19 14:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually Captin England has a sponge, it shoots little jets of water out into his enemies eyes, before he pulls his hankerchief out and dabs the mans face dry.
Would kick your pansies ass, Drake!
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Captain England's only Weakness: Confrontation
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He will keeeeeeeeeeeel you
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Nuh-uh. times infinity.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-19 10:55:48 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
foam
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*sigh*
Obviously you don't know that sponges are animals. Real sponges are made of SPONGE.
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real sponges havent been used as sponges for years. they are all artificial.
go ask the sponge pro at wal mart, im sure they will explain much better than me.
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Fucking SPONGE PRO AT WAL MART??? You are actually retarded. There's not even a punchline coming. You're just actually retarded.
Real sponges are, in fact, used "as sponges" every day. You can get sea sponges at Home Depot for painting effects, art stores as mentioned below, and at those specialty women's soap/beauty stores like Bath & Body Works for bathing.
Most household cleaning sponges are made of synthetic material because they're tougher, cheaper, and can be more easily customized (shapes/colors/green scrubby surfaces). However, the fact that you let something as stupid as "real sponges havent been used as sponges for years" and "go ask the sponge pro at wal mart" fall out of you mouth (actually fingertips in this case, but you get the idea) leads me to believe that you can't possibly be reading this with any comprehension because you're a dumbfuck mouthbreather. So just sit there and smile like a donut.
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hey, don't be so hard on that guy, he's just a dumb Polack
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 20:00:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-19 14:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually Captin England has a sponge, it shoots little jets of water out into his enemies eyes, before he pulls his hankerchief out and dabs the mans face dry.
Would kick your pansies ass, Drake!
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Captain England's only Weakness: Confrontation
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He will keeeeeeeeeeeel you
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
real sponges live in pineapples under the sea. it's true i saw it on this animated documentary one saturday morning.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:00:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-19 14:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually Captin England has a sponge, it shoots little jets of water out into his enemies eyes, before he pulls his hankerchief out and dabs the mans face dry.
Would kick your pansies ass, Drake!
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Captain England's only Weakness: Confrontation.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-19 14:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1166494364105132438/1/InternetWonder.mpa
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-19 14:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually Captin England has a sponge, it shoots little jets of water out into his enemies eyes, before he pulls his hankerchief out and dabs the mans face dry.
Would kick your pansies ass, Drake!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-19 14:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTENTION:
PSA: OATH IS OFFICIALLY 0-5 IN CHESS WHEN PLAYING AGAINST ME.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
foam
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*sigh*
Obviously you don't know that sponges are animals. Real sponges are made of SPONGE.
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real sponges havent been used as sponges for years. they are all artificial.
go ask the sponge pro at wal mart, im sure they will explain much better than me.
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Fucking SPONGE PRO AT WAL MART??? You are actually retarded. There's not even a punchline coming. You're just actually retarded.
Real sponges are, in fact, used "as sponges" every day. You can get sea sponges at Home Depot for painting effects, art stores as mentioned below, and at those specialty women's soap/beauty stores like Bath & Body Works for bathing.
Most household cleaning sponges are made of synthetic material because they're tougher, cheaper, and can be more easily customized (shapes/colors/green scrubby surfaces). However, the fact that you let something as stupid as "real sponges havent been used as sponges for years" and "go ask the sponge pro at wal mart" fall out of you mouth (actually fingertips in this case, but you get the idea) leads me to believe that you can't possibly be reading this with any comprehension because you're a dumbfuck mouthbreather. So just sit there and smile like a donut.
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SpongOwned!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
foam
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*sigh*
Obviously you don't know that sponges are animals. Real sponges are made of SPONGE.
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real sponges havent been used as sponges for years. they are all artificial.
go ask the sponge pro at wal mart, im sure they will explain much better than me.
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Fucking SPONGE PRO AT WAL MART??? You are actually retarded. There's not even a punchline coming. You're just actually retarded.
Real sponges are, in fact, used "as sponges" every day. You can get sea sponges at Home Depot for painting effects, art stores as mentioned below, and at those specialty women's soap/beauty stores like Bath & Body Works for bathing.
Most household cleaning sponges are made of synthetic material because they're tougher, cheaper, and can be more easily customized (shapes/colors/green scrubby surfaces). However, the fact that you let something as stupid as "real sponges havent been used as sponges for years" and "go ask the sponge pro at wal mart" fall out of you mouth (actually fingertips in this case, but you get the idea) leads me to believe that you can't possibly be reading this with any comprehension because you're a dumbfuck mouthbreather. So just sit there and smile like a donut.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Hilarity!! mwahaha
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-19 12:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
filename
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-19 12:10:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Soylent Green is People!
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hehehe
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-19 12:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't know what to do, except +2 this post.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...and so what if I rape dogs? At least THEY don't try to mace me.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh hush :P
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
:(
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:57:05 EDT (#)
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Oath, there's a HUGE difference between the consequences of your reproduction and that of a sponge - sponges add to their environment and are extremely useful.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:54:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:52:14 BST (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
But TTOM, they can reproduce asexually AND sexually. That's pretty cool, no?
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So? I can do that, too.
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Liar, theres no way any woman would let you near her vagoo.
Oh wait, you never said anything about women did you...
*cough*Dograpist*cough*
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:47:22 EDT (#)
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But TTOM, they can reproduce asexually AND sexually. That's pretty cool, no?
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So? I can do that, too.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:49:19 EDT (#)
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My everything was bleeding when we did the whole coral reef section in Tropical Marine Ecosystems. Who knew there were so many animals out there who, not only do I not care about, I activly wished would die?!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:47:22 EDT (#)
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But TTOM, they can reproduce asexually AND sexually. That's pretty cool, no?
No, you're right, my eyes were bleeding during that section in class.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:46:19 EDT (#)
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Oh, I forgot the only interesting thing aboot them.
If you take a bunch of different sponges, liquidise them and pour the sponge smoothy into a tank with salt water the individual cells will seperate out and reconstitute into the original sponges again.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:45:20 EDT (#)
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Nah, paying attention in my Oceanography class was useful.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:44:42 EDT (#)
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Sponges are arranged only at a cellular level so that while individual cells will have a specific purpose, similar cells do not combine to form tissues.
Also, theyre really fucking boring to learn about.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wikipedia is useful.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:41:29 EDT (#)
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How fucking slow is today when we have people debating sponges?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
real sponges you can get at art supply stores. I've used them to paint.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:39:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
foam
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*sigh*
Obviously you don't know that sponges are animals. Real sponges are made of SPONGE.
-------------
real sponges havent been used as sponges for years. they are all artificial.
go ask the sponge pro at wal mart, im sure they will explain much better than me.
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Synthetic sponges are made of cellulose or rubber, but a real sponge (which you can still buy for a variety of uses) is an actual animal.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Soylent Green is People!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
should have said that they're made out of recycled tires.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
foam
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*sigh*
Obviously you don't know that sponges are animals. Real sponges are made of SPONGE.
-------------
real sponges havent been used as sponges for years. they are all artificial.
go ask the sponge pro at wal mart, im sure they will explain much better than me.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think he got it was all.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dirty hookers below
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:30:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:28:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:26:44 BST (#)
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i have chlamydia
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I have herpes.
Wanna trade?
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actually...no.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:30:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:25:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:23:35 EDT (#)
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foam
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*sigh*
Obviously you don't know that sponges are animals. Real sponges are made of SPONGE.
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This isn't entirely true.
Household sponges are made from polyether as well as from polyester foams.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:28:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:26:44 BST (#)
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i have chlamydia
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I have herpes.
Wanna trade?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:28:21 EDT (#)
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Congratulations!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:26:44 EDT (#)
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i have chlamydia
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:25:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
foam
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*sigh*
Obviously you don't know that sponges are animals. Real sponges are made of SPONGE.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
foam
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:22:57 EDT (#)
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You should have made something up that would humiliate him, were he ever to bring it up in conversation with another person.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:22:05 EDT (#)
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Bart's game takes a huge amount of time and effort.
Right now, I am planning on having three episodes left, then it will be done. I will get the next one out next week, as it's almost finished.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Seriously, just answer this...are you ever going to finish Bart's game?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:18:23 EDT (#)
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Hahahahah Fucking.....jesus......too funny....OMG......ahahahahahahaha!!
p.s Who is Andkon, Ass123, Sweetkiss, Bananana ?