GPF - I will profit tenfold (1199 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.44 on 65 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by OathMeel (View user info) at 2007-07-20 08:34:30 EDT
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-24 10:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No worries, scourgeofmyheart.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i definitely want to "catch" you later.
have you been tested?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just got an e-mail from you that expresses MUCH sentiment. Would you care to slip into something a little more comfortable? like my rectum?
===============================================
I guess it's Swanson for TWO this evening.
Buahuahuahuahuah, et al.
I'll send a royalty to Shlongy and keep my day job.
======
Wow, from posing as an intellectual, down to offering insult to my wife, and now on to gay jokes!
How quickly you crumbled Zebra. Too much strain running to Wikipedia and Google every time you wanted to ofer some literary advice in an attempt to look good?
You are easily as pathetic as anyone else who frequents this shitty site. Congratulations on that, you fucking joke.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-21 00:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No worries, scourgeofmyheart.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i definitely want to "catch" you later.
have you been tested?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just got an e-mail from you that expresses MUCH sentiment. Would you care to slip into something a little more comfortable? like my rectum?
===============================================
I guess it's Swanson for TWO this evening.
Buahuahuahuahuah, et al.
I'll send a royalty to Shlongy and keep my day job.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 20:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Corkyerima...
absolutely brilliant!
what a clever so-and-so you are.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 19:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not trying to get your attention Corkyerima...I'm trying to divert attention...toward myself.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 19:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure, I'll talk to anyone. Including you, Shlongy, when you review my posts repeatedly trying to get my attention. Maybe I am retarded...
xx
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 19:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110288
LOOOOOOOO ser...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 19:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MY HERO, Johnny DICKFACE!
Keep collecting those Uber emails...maybe you can knit a mask out of them when you have collected enough of them, Lechter.
Let's face the facts - the chick will talk to ANYONE - as evidenced by her fucking AIM convo posts -so there's a semi-good chance that she's mildly autistic or semi-retarded since she thinks the Director is "hot" and that you're a "normal person". So, in conclusion:
Suck my dick.
And, Fuck off.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 18:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps: my mom loved this :)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 18:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you, B.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 18:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you stupid broad.
_______________
I don't stick up for many people on this website but what exactly has she done to deserve this?
You hate for the sake of hating, and so do I.
The difference is that I have somewhat of a basis. Like, when I accuse YOU of being a cowardly, snake-oil ad salesman with a huge growth between his eyes some call a nose, there's at least some reality to back that up.
I guess at the end of the day you're just an ugly midget in a failed marriage. We can all laugh at that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 09:00:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have nothing on me. if you did, you'd post it.
i called your bluff, you folded. because you're a weak little bitch, body and mind both.
here's a little advice. don't trust simpletonsemen as a source of information, son. he keeps you around as a little pet for those days when he has nobody else to talk to. he's laughing at you along with everyone else.
---------
CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIMCRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIM CRUMPLE HIMCRUMPLE HIM
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for looking out, shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, well John Hinckley was nice to people he corresponded with - I heard that his letters to Jodie Foster were just dreamy - as was Ted Kazinski- he was quite skilled as a letter writer -, you stupid broad.
Oathmeal isn't as bright or as witty as either of those two examples.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've posted my email several times on this site, shlongy.
and B's been nothing but nice to me.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fail.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not a smart move, experimininia.
Now you'll be on Howie Nutjob's stalking email list.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmkay :)
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, B. where'd you get that gif? I feel the need to send it to my mom but it only saves as a static .bmp.
_____________________
xprma, send me an e-mail and I'll forward it to you.
bretd9.at.gmail.com
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, B. where'd you get that gif? I feel the need to send it to my mom but it only saves as a static .bmp.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No worries, scourgeoftheseas.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
check the times, man.
i was serious in my email. this shit has gone to the point of ridiculousness.
i am done.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well, little boy, you use whatever you think you have.
threatening people with posting personal info...wow, i remember when you cried like a little girl because jpeg messed in your life. and caul was on the receiving end of a few insults from you too for this kind of behaviour. hypocrite much?
anyway i guarantee you i have more ammo on you than you could ever have on me. hell, you provided most of it yourself.
to be quite frank for just a moment, i keep things private from uber for a reason, so if you go mucking about in my affairs, you cowardly little obsessive, i can guarantee you that i will use that ammo and you WILL regret it.
understand?
______________________________
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH!! Now hold the phone here for a minute!
I just got an e-mail from you that expresses a MUCH different sentiment than what I am reading here. Would you care to make yourself clear as to which attitude you want to stick to?
Please make your mind up.
Being wishy-washy and bipolar is more my bag than it is yours and some clarity would be much appreciated.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well, little boy, you use whatever you think you have.
threatening people with posting personal info...wow, i remember when you cried like a little girl because jpeg messed in your life. and caul was on the receiving end of a few insults from you too for this kind of behaviour. hypocrite much?
anyway i guarantee you i have more ammo on you than you could ever have on me. hell, you provided most of it yourself.
to be quite frank for just a moment, i keep things private from uber for a reason, so if you go mucking about in my affairs, you cowardly little obsessive, i can guarantee you that i will use that ammo and you WILL regret it.
understand?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...old joke, executed very well.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I AM an overly-intelligent demi-god you fucking pussy. You're too myopic and ignorant to see that.
-----
Summa cum laude at I.T.T doesn't make you intelligent. It makes you slightly less dumb than the other mouthbreathers in the cornfield.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck's sake, you aren't even a decent troll.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The below review will prove to be fucking GOLD down the road. Mark my word.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have nothing on me. if you did, you'd post it.
i called your bluff, you folded. because you're a weak little bitch, body and mind both.
here's a little advice. don't trust simpletonsemen as a source of information, son. he keeps you around as a little pet for those days when he has nobody else to talk to. he's laughing at you along with everyone else.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dicarus, go away. No one likes you.
------
Oh Brettiford, come on now, let's be chums. You're like the spastic, pillow-biting brother I never had. Fuck that, you're like that spaz back in high school that I never got to shove into a locker.
Well, not frequently enough for my tastes anyways. :-(
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Irony? Because there was no drama when I was gone?
Look, princess, I know you like to feel like you some kind of overly-intelligent demi-god
_________________
I AM an overly-intelligent demi-god you fucking pussy. You're too myopic and ignorant to see that.
...which qualifies as YOUR problem, not mine.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never seen it before, so I laughed.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Irony? Because there was no drama when I was gone?
Look, princess, I know you like to feel like you some kind of overly-intelligent demi-god but seriously.... Irony, coupled with my hypocrisy?
My hypocrisy? Yes, because I stir so much drama up on my own, don't I?
For fuck's sake, you aren't even a decent troll.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dicarus, go away. No one likes you.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And scourge, I didn't say anything about personal information. That's quite far off from what I was referring to.
I think I'll just keep this little Ace up my sleeve and save it for a rainy day when you REALLY need a lesson taught to you.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too much drama for my tastes.
________________
The irony here coupled with your hypocrisy is too much for even me. Fuck off.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Empty threats. You think you have something on me? Post it. Just keep in mind bart will ban you for posting personal info and we all know you'll kill youurself if you can't get on uber. Go for it, no mom.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just look at any of his dozens of accounts for examples of "manly" behaviors.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, Hadley.
Let's see you actually post something instead of chiming in whenever drama hits.
You're the eternal ubersite pussy and only have something to say when things are ripe for a well-placed insult.
-------------------
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! And Brettiford is the fucking poster child for manning up.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does anyone actually use ASP.NET?
And since you know everything, I thought you knew that I retired from posting here. Too much drama for my tastes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retard.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, Hadley.
Let's see you actually post something instead of chiming in whenever drama hits.
You're the eternal ubersite pussy and only have something to say when things are ripe for a well-placed insult.
Stick your nose back in your ASP.NET programming book and leave the cool kids alone you internet fuck up.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...and Scourge? I just came across some interesting information about you and as this is a recent development, I'd suggest keeping your fat mouth shut.
Unless of course you're feeling froggy in which case I'd be happy to oblige.
-----
Grow the fuck up, Princess.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3 <3
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChairFace (user info) at 2007-07-20 09:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kitty go round.
____________________
I like this guy.
...and Scourge? I just came across some interesting information about you and as this is a recent development, I'd suggest keeping your fat mouth shut.
Unless of course you're feeling froggy in which case I'd be happy to oblige.
:o)
---------------
Empty threat froma complete wimp above.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChairFace (user info) at 2007-07-20 09:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kitty go round.
____________________
I like this guy.
...and Scourge? I just came across some interesting information about you and as this is a recent development, I'd suggest keeping your fat mouth shut.
Unless of course you're feeling froggy in which case I'd be happy to oblige.
:o)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
old joke
~~~
older than ME.
And I'm positively ancient.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 09:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i had a marvelous daydream in which you died painfully at your own hand. i will make sure you are buried in style if you can help make that dream a reality, you piece of worthless garbage.
Submitted by ChairFace (user info) at 2007-07-20 09:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kitty go round.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-07-20 09:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now that is god damn just funny
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-20 09:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KILLL YOURSELF ALREADY.
Do you remember your last melt down? Nothing to live for and all that shit?
GOOD TIMES.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-20 09:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-20 09:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooooo Oathy Baby!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-20 09:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hee hee
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoops, I don't remember -2 you either...believe that or not. Gchat.
S
stat.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nigger, I was fellated last night.
New word. Alcoholocaus = funny word.
======
I'm still so drunk that I don't even remember making this comment...wow! And yes, his name was Eric.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nigger, I was fellated last night.
____________________
Another 12 year old boy, scarred for life.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nigger, I was fellated last night.
New word. Alcoholocaus = funny word.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you make this up?
--------------
I did not.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
old joke
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you make this up?