Wow you people are fucking paranoid. (948 hits)
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Submitted by PokeyMen (View user info) at 2007-07-20 12:04:47 EDT
THIS is the only remaing apollo alter.
THIS is the only one i've been using for reviews whilst I have been in exile.
If you people and by 'you people' I mean the triumvurate of losers that consists of Bret, Simon and Scourge think I have the time or inclination to go through and hun down your alters and -2 them all then you are mad.
The whole lot of you are insane.
Take a breath, step back a bit and actually think it through instead of flying into a little boy tantrum that would have had you beaten up in 'military school' but you think you can get away with on the internet.
I mean really.
Fancy being arsed.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
=)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-25 13:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110464
Im being a whore today. For that I apologise but my oddities are definatly not appreciated!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-24 10:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am Bob Hope.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-24 10:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want an alter. All the cool kids have alters.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-21 01:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me too
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:11:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but then again, Una - what here really IS worth posting??
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I dunno. That's why you won't catch me posting more than once or twice a month. I *know* I don't have that much interesting shit to say.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 20:25:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-20 18:21:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo and Method have been replaced by Sicosemen and OathMeal.
we were funny.
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Indeed
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-20 18:21:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo and Method have been replaced by Sicosemen and OathMeal.
we were funny.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What ever happened to Startled Guinea Pig?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but then again, Una - what here really IS worth posting??
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I dunno. That's why you won't catch me posting more than once or twice a month. I *know* I don't have that much interesting shit to say.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What a bunch of fucking nerds.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:14:02 EDT (#)
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What a bunch of fucking nerds.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo and Method have been replaced by Sicosemen and OathMeal.
Anyone who has anything to say about said substitutions can voice their concerns via e-mail to noonegivesafuck.at.aboutwhatyouthink.com
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:51:14 EDT (#)
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so who's that guy storm?
he seems to be oathmeal v2.0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:39:26 EDT (#)
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You watch "So you think you can Dance"??!??!?!
for some reason, that surprises me.
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Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:26:32 PDT (#)
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then i'm gonna go fuck lauren hanley or hatever that whores name was.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:38:09 EDT (#)
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Jamie, I didn't agree to any terms with you, you arrogant fuck stick. I chose on my own to leave, and now I chose to come back. I love how you think this is your personal site. Get off my jock while you're at it, macho cool super neat guy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:31:15 EDT (#)
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i don't get wound up, apollo. i am easily the most laid back guy on uber. well, after caulaincourt that is.
enjoy your fat man's game. i'm taking off to play baseball, which is...also a fat man's game.
shit.
well, at least i won't be fucking sicosemens old girlfriend.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:30:18 EDT (#)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1874325815885266421
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:26:32 EDT (#)
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then i'm gonna go fuck lauren hanley or hatever that whores name was.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:24:21 EDT (#)
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the golf course beckons.
you in the office until 5 bret becuase you are too low down the chain to choose how you come and go?
hungry man dinner for one then an early night of masturbation and internet surfing?
thought so.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:20:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:56:45 EDT (#)
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as a matter of fact, i'm about to do a method and exit stage left because of all the creepy fucking obsessing oathmeal does over me. it's gotten to the point where my skin crawls when i even look at uber.
oh, yeah, and fuck you apollo for even including me in the first place with the likes of these guys.
hahah that was on purpose to wind you up.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:18:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, someone is missing the punchline. Jamie, please stop using my name in your posts. I'm asking nicely.
we agreed fuckcunt over email when you sent it to me crying and blubbing that you wouldn't be around any more simon.
you've broken the terms.
bets are off.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:17:00 EDT (#)
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and jeanneee's back. didn't she leave again?
ALL THIS SHIT CONFUSES ME.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your name being even anywhere close to mine, on this website or in real life is about as high of accolades as possible. You'd be lucky to shine my shoes.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, well, that is true.
but apollo is as bad as anyone around here when it comes down to it though, so i guess being called a loser BY a loser doesn't really make me feel too bad.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have to admit...if Apollo was going for a "cut", lumping you in with those two tools is about as harsh as it gets.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:56:45 EDT (#)
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as a matter of fact, i'm about to do a method and exit stage left because of all the creepy fucking obsessing oathmeal does over me. it's gotten to the point where my skin crawls when i even look at uber.
oh, yeah, and fuck you apollo for even including me in the first place with the likes of these guys.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The average age of those three dorks may be about 27.9...
But the average maturity age is about 13...and their average IQ wouldn't hit double digits.
On the other hand, shut the fuck up.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So in that case it's been oathy -2 all my posts. what a cunt
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when have i ever claimed you to be someone or to be responsible for something, dude? i have an alter, flakmonkey. that's it. and i don't use it much, nor care what happens to it.
the only thing that i have to do with this at all is that i am at present the focus of oathmeals obsession. perhaps you are confused because of this.
the only interaction i have with you is if i review a post of yours. wtf are you on about?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for "triumvurate of losers"
It's phrases like that which make me glad you got this alter after I gave it up. :)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but then again, Una - what here really IS worth posting??
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was worth a post.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good point, below.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:33:28 EDT (#)
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Oh, and you still have your Uniter account, no :)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care.
But...
I can't allow this to get -2ed off the page.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:31:30 EDT (#)
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he talks to himself using them all the time.
it's sort of creepy and verging on neurotic.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have an alter.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, someone is missing the punchline. Jamie, please stop using my name in your posts. I'm asking nicely.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAH @ below
Jamie, you're a riot. Seriously, stop.
Submitted by Dirty_Girl (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who is Apollo?
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:26:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:09:06 EDT (#)
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yeah i think oath's alters have been claiming to be you.
yeah i thought that too.
what a fucking loser.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:24:32 EDT (#)
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if you're going to insult me, please be witty or vaguely accurate about it.
say something amusing or true or well thought out or hurtful.
otherwise, you're just a waste of space.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU, ghoula.
Like you know ANYTHING outside of which dumpster has the best pickings.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU, ghoula.
Like you know ANYTHING outside of which dumpster has the best pickings.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:09:06 EDT (#)
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yeah i think oath's alters have been claiming to be you.
Submitted by sorento35 (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and I forgot. This one too.
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...and this one. This is the last Apollo alter, I swear.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:07:03 EDT (#)
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I must not pay attention to the drama in comments here enough...
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PLEASE DON'T HUN DOWN MY ALTERS
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:05:41 EDT (#)
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Good to know?