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Michael Vick: Total Piece of Garbage (1905 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: 0.63 on 123 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by HerdofWookies (View user info) at 2007-07-20 13:32:29 EDT


Michael Vick is a motherfucking piece of ghetto trash scum. He is the lowest piece of garbage. He's a sociopathic fuckwad shitfaced douchebag. He should have his head crushed under the foot of an elephant. He should have an electric wire shoved up his asshole, pulled out of his mouth, and then be electrocuted. He should have his fucking head held down in a shit-clogged toilet and be drowned. And he damn sure ought to be disembowled, hung from a tree with just a single toe barely supporting his weight, and left to rot there like the worthless piece of fucking meat that he is.

His brother Marcus is a fucking blight on humanity as well.

Clinton Portis and Chris Samuels can go fuck themselves too.








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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-09-13 21:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And, of course, you conveniently overlook the fact that Palin was not aware of any of the various permutations of the Bush Doctrine...she was able to do nothing but venture a guess that it referred to Bush's "world view," and she was unable to offer an opinion until Charles Gibson provided his interpretation of it.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-13 14:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/12/AR2008091202457_pf.html

Educate yourself, dumbass.

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-11 11:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How are we to measure success?

Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-09-04 20:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-09-04 20:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wookie's UNITE!

+2

Ps. poor dogs.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-24 22:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

We should open up a Michael Vick fighting ring.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-07-24 18:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tell me what you really think about something I care little about.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-23 16:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I tend to agree, but I have to knock off a point for the gruesome pic. You're like one of those anti-abortion protesters holding up the signs of mangled babies. It doesn't make me any more pro-life, it just makes me hate you. You= the anti-abortion nuts, not you HerdofWookies.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-23 12:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you mean Ron Mexico?

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-07-23 12:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

He's still better than Barry Bonds.


Thanks for ruining my lunch.

Submitted by Icewalker (user info) at 2007-07-22 08:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This sort of callous behavior is not necessarily an indicator of sociopathology when exhibited by a negroid.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-07-22 06:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

at the risk of repeating a joke...

.Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-21 01:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Really? Then explain why a couple of my cats like sitting against me or on me AFTER they have been fed? Weather? Warm. Nope, not for the warmth. Space limitatons? Nope. I have 2 bedrooms and a roomy livingroom and diningroom and a screened in porch, so they could sit anywhere they like. They do it because they want to and because they want to feel good.
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Because you touch them in their special place?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-21 00:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nevermind, I'm not clueless anymore. Yeah fuck Vick.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-21 00:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yeah well we got Pacman Jones in my neck of the woods. Fucking piece of work that asshole is.

What the fuck is up with that dog, anyway?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-21 00:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:05:21 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Really? Then explain why a couple of my cats like sitting against me or on me AFTER they have been fed? Weather? Warm. Nope, not for the warmth. Space limitatons? Nope. I have 2 bedrooms and a roomy livingroom and diningroom and a screened in porch, so they could sit anywhere they like. They do it because they want to and because they want to feel good.
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this made my day...have a good week end all.

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-07-20 21:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110275


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-20 19:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Vick is just as responsible for this as all of his clients, breeders, promotions people, and security that worked the events that hosted this filth. Society enable this kind of garbage every day - and because he can run fast and throw a football suddenly this become more important?

This will be forgotten and all of the people who attended these events - will still have plenty to go to.

Humanity can lick my pouch.


Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-20 18:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Send him to medical science.


Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 18:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All I know is it took you over a half a fucking hour to find one rare instance where you disagreed with him, Mini Caul.

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Weak. Have a good week-end Jack, try not to molest any small mammals on the way home.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 18:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-20 18:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That guy is a shitbag.
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Couldn't agree more.

That fucking Micheal Vick is real piece of work as well.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-20 18:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That guy is a shitbag.

That picture of that dog is fucking heartbreaking.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's an idea, no1.

Try doing something a least a tiny bit original. I don't see a big demand on Uber for Caulaincourt impersonators, and all you ever do is echo his thoughts. MY question is this... did you start doing that before or after Caul started posting pictures of himself?

Just wondering.

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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jack :

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110322#2478552

You'll note that I am disagreeing with Caul assertions here.

Just because I happen to agree that a cat-sodomising introvert who posts demented fantasies of genocide, mutilation of minors, and cannabalism is a sociopathic freak, it doesn't make me an echo.

You = Failure @ Life.

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All I know is it took you over a half a fucking hour to find one rare instance where you disagreed with him, Mini Caul.


Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jack :

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110322#2478552

You'll note that I am disagreeing with Caul assertions here.

Just because I happen to agree that a cat-sodomising introvert who posts demented fantasies of genocide, mutilation of minors, and cannabalism is a sociopathic freak, it doesn't make me an echo.

You = Failure @ Life.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-07-20 17:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


no1hasdis: Caulaincourt lite.

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I just think he want's to suck the frog's dick off.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Here's an idea, no1.

Try doing something a least a tiny bit original. I don't see a big demand on Uber for Caulaincourt impersonators, and all you ever do is echo his thoughts. MY question is this... did you start doing that before or after Caul started posting pictures of himself?

Just wondering.


Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jack McCallum : Adolph Hitler lite

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


no1hasdis: Caulaincourt lite.


Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


I hate this guy like I hate China and Korea, the dog and cat eating motherfuckin subhunman scum.

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That's rich coming from you. What the fuck do your cat's eat asswipe? Do you custom grow animal protein in a petri dish? They aren't killing the family pet, they are hunting feral strays. And it isn't exactly a pre-dominant dish, and less and less so as agriculture in the country grows. MAybe they should starve themselves? Is that different then killing a pig to feed your kitty herd? You could say a pig isn't the same, and you would be right since a pig is actually a higher order mammmal then a cat, and shows high levels of intellect and understanding.

But I see your point. Dumb bastards should starve right Jack? Hardly suprising from a twisted fascist pervert like you who fantasizes about murdering young girls and eating them as described in lurid detail here : http://www.ubersite.com/m/110191 .

Why don't you take your filthy, fascist, feline fellating, faggot ass out of this thread and shut the fuck up?

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Does it distract them when you march in cirlces in your living room, muttering to your self, and firing your left fist in the air yelling seig heil?"

Now! I'm pretty sure Jack doesn't do that. the sieg heil part I mean...

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:32:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:08:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also: what is with all the ginger hate?
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well first, ginger is due to a genetic deficiency. that's a verifiable fact.

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Yeah, mutations, bad juju. Ever read Darwin, Caul?

And I'd rather have red hair that a tiny French-Canadian jawbone. Not only does it lead to dental problems later in life, but it also explains why you guys look like your heads are 90% nose.



Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Really? Then explain why a couple of my cats like sitting against me or on me AFTER they have been fed? Weather? Warm. Nope, not for the warmth. Space limitatons? Nope. I have 2 bedrooms and a roomy livingroom and diningroom and a screened in porch, so they could sit anywhere they like. They do it because they want to and because they want to feel good.
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Just another romantic Friday night in the McCallum household.

Tell me Jack, does your harem of felines share your seething, irrational hatred of 99.9% of the human race? Do they purr when you tlak about mutilating juveniles for misdeamenor infractions, advocate nuclear bombing of religous groups, and rant about the subhumanness of other races? Does it distract them when you march in cirlces in your living room, muttering to your self, and firing your left fist in the air yelling seig heil?




Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:13:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:11:16 EDT (#)
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Do you drive, Caul? Can you tell the different between a red light and a yellow light? Just asking.
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!?!

yes...i must go rent a car right now. and you know real well that kwebecers just drive thru them red lights.


vrooooooooooooooooam!

goodbye cat rapist!

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also: what is with all the ginger hate? Did I miss that bandwagon? Do you have to be one to get it? Is it some kind of Illuminati, secret-society message?

I dun get it.





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ALMT, I'm quite sure that 99% of the ginger hate on Ubersite is in some way directed at me.

The other 1% falls in the category that brother Jack just described below.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:05:53 EDT (#)
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9 times out of 10 the 'ginger hate' comes from guys who told to fuck off by redheads. They've never gotten over the rejection and strike out at any reminder of their miserable failure.
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we now have an explaination for your hate for every race

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Do you drive, Caul? Can you tell the different between a red light and a yellow light? Just asking.


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:10:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:08:52 EDT (#)
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well first, ginger is due to a genetic deficiency. that's a verifiable fact.
second, ginger people are in 99.9% of the cases fucking ugly.

you can barely discern the look of their trisomic eyes through their stupid blonde eyebrows and their skin is weak and damaged.

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Someone seems to be having trouble telling the difference between red and blond.


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:08:57 EDT (#)
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Whatever, Caul. I think, deep down, you are a sad and cold-hearted person. It explains every aspect of your personality we've seen on Uber over the years. I think you are a very disturbed and distressed guy who is lucky enough to be able to hide it well.

Oh, and I guess I'm the ONLY uberuser who has a cat or dog sit with them. Gawd damn, I'm a freak.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:08:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also: what is with all the ginger hate?
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well first, ginger is due to a genetic deficiency. that's a verifiable fact.
second, ginger people are in 99.9% of the cases fucking ugly.

you can barely discern the look of their trisomic eyes through their stupid blonde eyebrows and their skin is weak and damaged.

might as well be a cat fucker...HAHAHHAHAHA STILL LAUGHING AT BELOW

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:05:53 EDT (#)
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9 times out of 10 the 'ginger hate' comes from guys who told to fuck off by redheads. They've never gotten over the rejection and strike out at any reminder of their miserable failure.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:05:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:03:12 EDT (#)
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Really? Then explain why a couple of my cats like sitting against me or on me AFTER they have been fed? Weather? Warm. Nope, not for the warmth. Space limitatons? Nope. I have 2 bedrooms and a roomy livingroom and diningroom and a screened in porch, so they could sit anywhere they like. They do it because they want to and because they want to feel good.
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this made my day...have a good week end all.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:03:13 EDT (#)
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Also: what is with all the ginger hate? Did I miss that bandwagon? Do you have to be one to get it? Is it some kind of Illuminati, secret-society message?

I dun get it.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:03:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:58:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:51:30 EDT (#)
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Caul, how the hell do you know if animals love or not?
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i'm saying animals don't have selfless emotions. if you find one, please run to your nearest biologist for you have made a major discovery.

if dogs (or other animals) are faithful, it's for their own personal gain. whether it's because they "fear" their master or can't surive without him...dogs just don't love your ugly ginger ass.

are you fucking 5 years old? i bet you still watch carebears.

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Look, dick, it's been documented by zoologists that animals show affection. They may have no concept of love, but then, neither do you.

You want to tell me that a dog that starves itself to death after its master dies is doing that out of instinct? Bullshit. Animals feel affection and loss, probably not like we do, but they feel it.

"But Jacques, the only reason your cats stay with you is because you feed them and keep them inside."

Really? Then explain why a couple of my cats like sitting against me or on me AFTER they have been fed? Weather? Warm. Nope, not for the warmth. Space limitatons? Nope. I have 2 bedrooms and a roomy livingroom and diningroom and a screened in porch, so they could sit anywhere they like. They do it because they want to and because they want to feel good.

Of course the OPPOSITE argument could apply to us human animals. Do we love? Or do we just pick a suitable mate for comfort and because they make us feel good? Is the love, or just instinct?



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:58:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:01:17 EDT (#)
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i'm not saying it's right and that we should codone animal torture...i'm just saying that kind of emotional outrage is fucking gay.
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Narcissistic. Flies into rages. Constantly denies and decries emotion.

Diagnosis: Borderline sociopath.
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^Calls for nuclear attacks. Scales ethnic groups based on personal preferences. Puts animals above humans. Bizarre sexual deviance toward cats. Lonely. Ginger.

Diagnosis: kill yourself

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:54:42 EDT (#)
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jack maccallum : calling 1 billion + people subhuman scum cuz it has different cuisine.

of all the people on this website, i think jack is the only one to rival ets in terms of taking his irrational emotions for reality.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:53:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:01:17 EDT (#)
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i'm not saying it's right and that we should codone animal torture...i'm just saying that kind of emotional outrage is fucking gay.
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Narcissistic. Flies into rages. Constantly denies and decries emotion.

Diagnosis: Borderline sociopath.


Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:52:20 EDT (#)
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Vicks Indictment actually read that he could forfiet any and all property financed through winnings or profit from this thing.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:51:31 EDT (#)
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is this animal cruelty? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iq2daHpOWc

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:51:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:46:49 EDT (#)
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I hate this guy like I hate China and Korea, the dog and cat eating motherfuckin subhunman scum.

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Showing your true colours again I see, you pasty faced fascist. Don't blame your self-loathing on the Chinese and Koreans, they have nothing to do with the fact that you're a repressed homosexual whsoe father rejected him out of shame for the pathetic wretch he spawned.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:50:40 EDT (#)
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Nike just pulled the Vick special edition shoes they were about to send to the stores.

Har-har flushed endorsements!


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:49:59 EDT (#)
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Notice how when Canadians want to act tough they talk about the shit they've done to animals?

Pathetic.


Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:47:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:44:16 EDT (#)
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btw - i don't have a car, nor a house and my gf is not a perfect 10. but i'm curious why you mentionned my "physique". are you hitting on me? o_O
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It seems to be the thing you value most.

Also, for house, read: "dwelling".

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:46:49 EDT (#)
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I hate this guy like I hate China and Korea, the dog and cat eating motherfuckin subhunman scum.


Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:45:10 EDT (#)
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is this animal cruelty?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOx08-FsO4



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:44:49 EDT (#)
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What a piece of shit. In this case, eye for an eye.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:44:16 EDT (#)
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btw - i don't have a car, nor a house and my gf is not a perfect 10. but i'm curious why you mentionned my "physique". are you hitting on me? o_O

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:42:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:37:50 EDT (#)
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Fucking ruminants.
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i 1st read "fucking immigrants"

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Ya, those to, nearly hit one of the bastards the other day, would chipped my new paint. :D

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:41:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:37:50 EDT (#)
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Fucking ruminants.
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i 1st read "fucking immigrants"

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Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:34:05 EDT (#)
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My point is that you wouldn't dare spout a fraction of the shit you do here, and people know it. So how's about getting down off your fucking high horse for once before your swelled head makes you lose your balance?

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It's the intraweb. What the fuck is the matter with you people? CALM DOWN. I can believe you take little barbs given electronically by people you will never even meet and don't know who the hell you are, and get all worked up over it.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:40:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:12:51 EDT (#)
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is that right?

i have no idea who you are to be honest.

oh yes! the guy who argued that it was a matter of life or death to categorize music.

I TOTALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION!
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What the flying fuck is your problem with me, you overly caustic, narcissistic, chauvanistic, pseudo-jaded, pseudo-intellectual piece of sputum?

You know what? I'll make you a deal. If you agree to act the way you do on Uber in your everyday life for ONE WEEK, I will personally drive all the way to your house/apartment/whatever and clean it from top to bottom. SPOTLESS. I'm willing to make this deal for one simple reason:

You don't have the fucking nadgers.

There is no fucking way you would EVER agree to this, because you value your lifestyle, your house and car and clothes and physique and "perfect 10" girlfriend too fucking much to jeopardize it all, and you KNOW that the attitudes you consistently express here, when applied to the real world, would render you jobless, homeless, penniless and alone faster than you could blink.

Go ahead. If your boss pisses him off, put on that superiority complex that fits you so well and let him have it. If your woman gains weight, tell her that all she's good for is sitting around and eating.

My point is that you wouldn't dare spout a fraction of the shit you do here, and people know it. So how's about getting down off your fucking high horse for once before your swelled head makes you lose your balance?
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you're very angry.

this is the internet. it's supposed to be fun, and that includes being a dick.

relax now, it's friday afternoon.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:37:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:33:36 EDT (#)
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In other news, I'm fucking bored at work and can't wait to get the fuck out of here and into the sunshine. """

same here, except there's no sunshine outside. i'm driving back home. hopefully i don't hit a moose. they're as common as Iraqi IED's on that road.

damn terrorist mooses.

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hahah, I fucking nailed a stupid white tail deer on the highway last winter. First came flying out in front of me, went to swerve, and his little friend jumped onto the road right behind him. I managed to swerve right between, thought I was clear, and then the dumb shit jumped into the car. Fucking ruminants.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:34:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:12:51 EDT (#)
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is that right?

i have no idea who you are to be honest.

oh yes! the guy who argued that it was a matter of life or death to categorize music.

I TOTALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION!
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What the flying fuck is your problem with me, you overly caustic, narcissistic, chauvanistic, pseudo-jaded, pseudo-intellectual piece of sputum?

You know what? I'll make you a deal. If you agree to act the way you do on Uber in your everyday life for ONE WEEK, I will personally drive all the way to your house/apartment/whatever and clean it from top to bottom. SPOTLESS. I'm willing to make this deal for one simple reason:

You don't have the fucking nadgers.

There is no fucking way you would EVER agree to this, because you value your lifestyle, your house and car and clothes and physique and "perfect 10" girlfriend too fucking much to jeopardize it all, and you KNOW that the attitudes you consistently express here, when applied to the real world, would render you jobless, homeless, penniless and alone faster than you could blink.

Go ahead. If your boss pisses him off, put on that superiority complex that fits you so well and let him have it. If your woman gains weight, tell her that all she's good for is sitting around and eating.

My point is that you wouldn't dare spout a fraction of the shit you do here, and people know it. So how's about getting down off your fucking high horse for once before your swelled head makes you lose your balance?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:33:46 EDT (#)
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Dogs should know that violence never solves anything.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:33:36 EDT (#)
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In other news, I'm fucking bored at work and can't wait to get the fuck out of here and into the sunshine. """

same here, except there's no sunshine outside. i'm driving back home. hopefully i don't hit a moose. they're as common as Iraqi IED's on that road.

damn terrorist mooses.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:26:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:18:31 EDT (#)
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that's interesting no1hasdis.

what i was saying is that dogs just aren't selfless. they still can't explain why some humans behave irrationally and against their own survival.

so no, i don,t believe in "unconditional dog love".

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And I'm in agreement there. The emotion manifests itself by what we would term "love", but there is a hardwired egocentric instinct at work there. Dogs cannot survive on their own, and in the pack they especially lean on the strongest and best hunters for their own good (which is the role the hman master plays). Therefore they will do everything in their power to protect their master, but it isn't a selfless as it seems, they are reacting in that manner because their own survival is percieved to be intrinsicly tied to the master.

Even human love has egocentric roots, although now we are digressing into a whole other discussion as to what the definition of love is.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, no more

WTF?

In other news, I'm fucking bored at work and can't wait to get the fuck out of here and into the sunshine.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:25:04 EDT (#)
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This may have already been said but the fight or flight response for animals is completely inherent. It is changed and altered as life progresses and different experiences are had. But base fears of heights, fire, loud noises, etc. are not learned, they are what our specific fears are built on. That is all.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:18:31 EDT (#)
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that's interesting no1hasdis.

what i was saying is that dogs just aren't selfless. they still can't explain why some humans behave irrationally and against their own survival.

so no, i don,t believe in "unconditional dog love".

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:12:51 EDT (#)
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is that right?

i have no idea who you are to be honest.

oh yes! the guy who argued that it was a matter of life or death to categorize music.

I TOTALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION!

the other day i saw a dog get dumped by another dog cuz the former had aborted their pup without asking the latter's opinion. so the dog that got dumped kill itself. then all his friend dogs from around the county held a funeral for him. then they threw a post-morterm party and drink and smoke and ate a lot of unhealthy shit. the next morning, two dogs decided they liked each other but they were tired of their sinful lives so they got spiritual. they even waited for a while before having sex, like all dogs do of course. after a while, the male dog got called up by the president of dogs who enjoys to kill, like all dogs, the neighbor dogs cuz they are of another color.

true story!

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:10:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:58:26 EDT (#)
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i bet you still watch carebears.


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So?

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:08:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:37:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:10:53 EDT (#)
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Dogs are the most faithful and unconditionally loving animals on earth and this sadistic fucker needs to fry for these offenses.
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animals don't "love". altruism doesn't exist with animal. even though it might look like animals are your friends sometimes, there's always an egoistical reason behind it, usually instictive survival. you don't have selfless Mother Theresa's in the animal kingdom.

animals aren't driven by emotion and people need to assume they do because they are cute and cuddly. lice and other parasites are uncondionally loving creatures as well you know?

it's like when people say "the dog went mad and got angry so he mauled my baby's fontanel! *weep*"

it's a fucking animal...who knows what went through his head. certainly not love or anger or suicidal emo thoughts about society.

useless animal cruelty is to be condemn, but this new trend of humanizing animals is tiresome.
"oh poor BABY seals! hear him CRY!"

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This is partially true, and really depends on the semantics involved with emotion. Caul is absolutely right that animals do not feel emotions in the same way as humans, although this is primarily due to intellectual differences and how they influence the base emotions. However, on a base level, "emotions" are primarily chemical triggers in the brain that influence the decision process, and most animals do indeed have the full range of emotions. The thing to remember is that emotions themselves are actually an egocentric survival mechanism, whether you're talking about anger, fear, joy, or love. Things such as starvation trigger anger for the express survival purpose of making an animal become more aggressive at trying to obtain food (e.g. a more docile specimen may be allowing food sources to be consumed by others to avoid confrontation, but once starvation kicks in > anger starts > animal becomes confrontational and will become aggressive in order to secure food). Fear likewise is triggered by either instinctual or learned items that are a threat to survival, encouraging a rapid flight or fight decision. Joy is an internal hard-wired reward system to encourage the decision process making choices that are beneficial to survival and reproduction. "Love" is also an egocentric mechanism and varies by species, with higher intensity in pack animals dependent on each other for survival (e.g. humans), in order to affect the decision process against rash reactions that could alienate necessary compatriots. Also found in many species as an influence in caring for the young. Level and intensity of emotions vary from species to species and individual to individual, but it is there and is part of the ingrained survival mechanism of the organism.

This can be argued 7 ways to sunday, but like I said, it's not an objective subject since the very word emotion can be interpreted in several ways and comes down to a matter of semantics.


Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:03:52 EDT (#)
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Caul, what you are suggesting is almost entirely unverifiable, and considering very similar conditioning methods are effective on humans, I can only conclude that

A) you are incorrect; animals can and do experience emotions to one degree or another; or,
B) you believe that humans are animals as well and are similiarly selfish and single-minded.

I'm curious to know your other thoughts on this matter. This is the first time we've had a back-and-forth that didn't immediately infuriate me.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:03:33 EDT (#)
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english falling appart below
back to work

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:02:33 EDT (#)
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i need to find the article (in french though) which corroborate exactly what i'm saying though. i read that like a week ago.

there just aren't animals who have irrational emotionals like we do. there is always conscious or unconscious gain on the other hand.

who am i to argue with biologists?



Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 15:01:02 EDT (#)
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e pot est remué.

ayez l'amusement avec les enfants lents


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:58:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:51:30 EDT (#)
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Caul, how the hell do you know if animals love or not?
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i'm saying animals don't have selfless emotions. if you find one, please run to your nearest biologist for you have made a major discovery.

if dogs (or other animals) are faithful, it's for their own personal gain. whether it's because they "fear" their master or can't surive without him...dogs just don't love your ugly ginger ass.

are you fucking 5 years old? i bet you still watch carebears.

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:56:59 EDT (#)
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well, thanks to a lady named Temple Grandin, slaughter houses are set up to be as humane as possible. I'm sure there are exceptions. whether you think we should be killing animals in the first place is a different question.

A chicken is not the same as a dog.

What a dumb fucking argument, didn't copy it, by Caulaincourt below.

Dogs have been selectively bred to be trusting and friendly to humans. Fucking a dog up is low.



Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:53:57 EDT (#)
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Be cool, Bret. I got this one.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:53:55 EDT (#)
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moqueur


Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:53:43 EDT (#)
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Most people don't have personal relationships with chickens. I don't care much about one's initiation into the headless chicken society but to be abusive towards a dog is different.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:51:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:48:24 EDT (#)
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dites-vous que vous n'avez jamais raillé quelqu'un que vous n'aimez pas ?
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raillé?

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:51:30 EDT (#)
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Caul, how the hell do you know if animals love or not?

You must know of a device that measures emotion. I forgot - you Canadians are on the bleeding fucking edge of technology.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:51:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:42:31 EDT (#)
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"animals aren't driven by emotion"
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Um, fear? You don't think animals can be driven by emotions?

Jesus, someone needs to read up on their Pavlov and Schopenaur.

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Thats not emotion.... thats instinct... there different... but dogs do have emotions... so =1 for you...
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Fear isn't instinct. By definition, fear has to be LEARNED.

Instinctual fear has to evolve. By way of a for instance, it has been theorized that human beings have an instinctual fear of snakes. Why? Because developing one was beneficial to the survival of the species, as many types of snakes are dangerous.

In contrast, a dog can be trained to fear its master, but that's the rub: that reaction has to be instilled artificially. It doesn't exist from the get-go.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:51:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:42:31 EDT (#)
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"animals aren't driven by emotion"
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Um, fear? You don't think animals can be driven by emotions?

Jesus, someone needs to read up on their Pavlov and Schopenaur.
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you mean fear like wariness for surivival or irrational human fears?

being afraid of fire or a large fucking bear running at you is a reaction for survival, it's not exactly a subtle emotions like love and joy.

i hear dogs pray at night cuz they fear the devil. true story.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:48:24 EDT (#)
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dites-vous que vous n'avez jamais raillé quelqu'un que vous n'aimez pas ?

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Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:47:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:42:31 EDT (#)
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"animals aren't driven by emotion"
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Um, fear? You don't think animals can be driven by emotions?

Jesus, someone needs to read up on their Pavlov and Schopenaur.

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Thats not emotion.... thats instinct... there different... but dogs do have emotions... so =1 for you...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:45:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:36:41 EDT (#)
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Caul - and thinking about it, you need to check your comment/post catalog that you keep in your favorites because Tiger's post was about animal cruelty, which is bad indeed but not on the same level as to what happened in this case with Vick. There is a large difference between someone smacking a dog around and someone actively running a dog fighting circuit. Surely you, master of the extreme, can see the difference here.
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yes, there is a difference. i'm only pointing out *your* extremes. you go from mocking tigerlilly's outrage to do the very same thing.

both of your witch-hunt reactions are based on your personal tolerance to animal cruelty, not actual arguments.

c'est tout de même un peu hypocrite de ta part, mon chéri.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"animals aren't driven by emotion"
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Um, fear? You don't think animals can be driven by emotions?

Jesus, someone needs to read up on their Pavlov and Schopenaur.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:37:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dogs are the most faithful and unconditionally loving animals on earth and this sadistic fucker needs to fry for these offenses.
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animals don't "love". altruism doesn't exist with animal. even though it might look like animals are your friends sometimes, there's always an egoistical reason behind it, usually instictive survival. you don't have selfless Mother Theresa's in the animal kingdom.

animals aren't driven by emotion and people need to assume they do because they are cute and cuddly. lice and other parasites are uncondionally loving creatures as well you know?

it's like when people say "the dog went mad and got angry so he mauled my baby's fontanel! *weep*"

it's a fucking animal...who knows what went through his head. certainly not love or anger or suicidal emo thoughts about society.

useless animal cruelty is to be condemn, but this new trend of humanizing animals is tiresome.
"oh poor BABY seals! hear him CRY!"

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul - and thinking about it, you need to check your comment/post catalog that you keep in your favorites because Tiger's post was about animal cruelty, which is bad indeed but not on the same level as to what happened in this case with Vick. There is a large difference between someone smacking a dog around and someone actively running a dog fighting circuit. Surely you, master of the extreme, can see the difference here.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Unfreakinbelievable!

People who go to bars know the risks?

Pacman's bodyguard ripped off a shot into a crowd and he was just doing his job and protecting his client?

Jesus!

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

He needs to be put in with the rapists and bull queers.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy, can the tough guy shit.

I know how you feel about pets.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:29:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110324
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This was just a weird coincidence...I was planning on posting this before I even saw this post.

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:26:14 EDT (#)
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Hey don't load down on Pacman Jones. Bar fighting is bound to happen in large places people gather in with the intent on consuming alcohol. That man knew the risks, as we all do when we go to the bar/club. I am not saying he is guilt free, but that asshole wanted to fight just as much as Pacman did.


This however is completely diffrent. This is animals who have a basic instinct that guides them. Not a conscious being of notable intellect that makes decisions on its own.


I am against pit fighting for animals. However I am not going to lie if I had the chance to watch 2 guys go at each other with knives or something to the death, I'd watch that shit.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:23:29 EDT (#)
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Bodyguard, Cyrus. Bit of a difference, really.

Bodyguard fired a shot to protect his client, Vick ordered a dog executed for not being mean enough.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 and you'll see why in a few moments.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:22:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:01:17 EDT (#)
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...i'm just saying that kind of emotional outrage is fucking gay.


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you're right, i'm gay...wanna hookup?

and yes I have worked on a farm

i'm not emotional motherfucker, i'm mensing

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:21:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:20:34 EDT (#)
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The NFL is going to "let justice run its course." Like it didn't for Pacman Jones. Not that Jones is any kind of prize, but bar brawls are nothing compared to this. This should have been a year's suspension at indictment. Another year at conviction.

Go Roger Goodell.
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You gotta be fucking shitting me. There's a guy in a wheelchair for life because of Pacman Jones.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The NFL is going to "let justice run its course." Like it didn't for Pacman Jones. Not that Jones is any kind of prize, but bar brawls are nothing compared to this. This should have been a year's suspension at indictment. Another year at conviction.

Go Roger Goodell.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If it's any consolation, I think Vick is going to pay for this. I don't think he'll do time. With his money he'll hire a bit-time legal team amd make a deal, but he's going to lose most if not all his endorsement deals, etc. and he'll pay - the only way an asshole like that cares about - through his wallet.



Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to fucking take a hacksaw, cut his penis in half, let it get gangrenous, rip it off with a motherfucking pliers, rip out his right eye, smear it with its jelly, fucking shove it in his mouth and sew his motherfucking lips shut. Then I'm going to make his brother rape him and blow his skull off just as he reaches ejaculation. Twisted, sick, piece of shit.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Now you know how we feel, Oathmeal.

I'm ashamed to share the southeastern part of the USA with you, dickhead.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dogs are the most faithful and unconditionally loving animals on earth and this sadistic fucker needs to fry for these offenses.


I say death penalty.

No...scratch that. I say scrape off that man's skin with a cheese grater and leave him to bleed to death somewhere in Cambodia.



I am ashamed to share a planet with that fucking monster.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GO FALCONS WOO!

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:04:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:03:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:01:17 EDT (#)
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...i'm just saying that kind of emotional outrage is fucking gay.
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Truth.
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truth dot org.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

they should cut off his eyelids and feed him sleeping pills that sick motherfucker.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:03:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:01:17 EDT (#)
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...i'm just saying that kind of emotional outrage is fucking gay.
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Truth.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:01:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 14:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I read through the shit on Smoking Gun last night and I can't fucking believe the guy hasn't been suspended yet.

They actually killed dogs by slamming them against the ground like they do pigs that, due to growth hormones, can't support their own weight with their legs.

Fucking people kill me man, I say eye for an eye...Vick should be basted in fucking chicken grease and tossed in a pit with 5 or 6 Rottys that have been food deprived for a week.

You know I'd have more respect for you if you treated humans like this than to do it to defenseless and witless animals.

FUck Vick right in his fucking asshole with a 2x4.
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calm down, weren't you the same person laughing at tigerlilly for the same kind of outrage?

you're basing your argument on the cuteness of the animal. have you seen how animals are treated in slaughterhouses? have you ever worked on a farm? ever even chopped a chicken's head?

i'm not saying it's right and that we should codone animal torture...i'm just saying that kind of emotional outrage is fucking gay.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Agreed.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

that,s hot

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What a cute dog.

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what a cunt

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking right.

Too bad he'll get off like every other rich and prominent figure brought before an American court of law.

Worst case is he'll have to *gasp* PAY A FINE.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus.....it's a fuckin dog....how can you be mean to a dog? He ain't right in the head.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I read through the shit on Smoking Gun last night and I can't fucking believe the guy hasn't been suspended yet.

They actually killed dogs by slamming them against the ground like they do pigs that, due to growth hormones, can't support their own weight with their legs.

Fucking people kill me man, I say eye for an eye...Vick should be basted in fucking chicken grease and tossed in a pit with 5 or 6 Rottys that have been food deprived for a week.

You know I'd have more respect for you if you treated humans like this than to do it to defenseless and witless animals.

FUck Vick right in his fucking asshole with a 2x4.

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the first I have heard about this, I had to Google his name to find out who he is. I agree with you man.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck Mike Vick.

They should sew his asshole shut and just keep feedin him and feedin him


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yup


Homer: Little baby batter,
Can't control his bladder!

Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out
little drinkie poos?

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

Dancin' Homer