I know how Harry Potter ends. (769 hits)
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Submitted by Shinji Ikari (View user info) at 2007-07-20 21:51:16 EDT
1. Harry saves Draco's life.
2. Voldemort kills Snape, which causes Harry to find out via passed memories that he was always on Dumbledore's side because he LURRRRVED Lily.
3. OMG HARY IS TEH FINAL HORCRUX
4. Harry and Voldy fight. Harry, as a Horcrux, has to die for Voldemort to be destroyed. He lets himself die.
5. BUT OMG LIEK HE DOESNT DIE
6. Voldemort bites it.
7. Harry and Ginny get married and he impregnates her...THREE TIMES
8. Hermione and Ron get married, shocking literary audiences across the globe.
9. Draco has a kid, too...probably via RAPE
10. Rowling makes another bazillion fucking dollars off hundreds of thousands of idiots. Now go read some Robert fucking Jordan, you philistines.
Harry Potter sucks rotten donkey ass.
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-26 16:55:32 EDT (#)
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Deary me. You're joking, right, about Robert Jordan? Wheel of time? It's worse than fucking Potter!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-25 09:37:45 EDT (#)
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way to go against the grain for the sake of going against the grain, retard.
Submitted by candyfloss01 (user info) at 2007-07-24 12:01:34 EDT (#)
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ohh you dirty little slut....
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-24 10:45:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-20 23:02:20 EDT (#)
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"To produce a money generating monster like the Harry Potter series is no easy feat"
Yes it is.
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Yeah thats why you're hanging out on uber at 11 o clock at night? bc you have all that free time from the massive money making monsters you have created?
Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-07-24 10:44:08 EDT (#)
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If Harry Potter sucks... why did you read it?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-24 10:20:53 EDT (#)
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People like you are precisely why I didn't come to this site until after I'd finished the book.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:49:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-07-23 03:21:46 EDT (#)
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GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-21 04:31:36 EDT (#)
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shes a hack worth 1 billion
you, on the other hand, are a dork who works in a hotel.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:49:14 EDT (#)
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rowling is a hack
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-21 00:30:49 EDT (#)
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yeah Harry potter sucks donkey ass. That's why you just listed a shit load of names that mean nothing to people who don't read it (me).
Idiot.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-20 23:10:00 EDT (#)
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If you fuck sheeple on the edge of a cliff, they push back harder.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-20 23:05:45 EDT (#)
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Intellectualism is a culture both taxing and unrewarding.
LOLZ
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-20 23:02:36 EDT (#)
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Oh.
Lobster, cattepillar, tarantula, bucket of feta cheese, bucket of feta cheese, a cow's eye, bottle of mineral water.
I'm out.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-20 23:02:20 EDT (#)
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"To produce a money generating monster like the Harry Potter series is no easy feat"
Yes it is.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 23:01:57 EDT (#)
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I love everybody. I'm on vacation. In fact, here's a plus 2.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 23:00:43 EDT (#)
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I <3 lungfish.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-20 23:00:29 EDT (#)
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You know, maybe Harry Potter doesn't ascend to the level of good literature, but Jesus Christ, everyone loves it. People read it for the same reason that they'll never pick up Virginia Woolfe, or read Dostoyevsky, it's easy. For all the shit you're talking, if the books are so fucking terrible I'd like to see you produce something better. For the record I don't enjoy them, but for fuck's sake I can respect the woman that wrote them. To produce a money generating monster like the Harry Potter series is no easy feat.
You don't have to respect Rowling, you don't have to like her books, and you don't have to agree with me, but shining through all this is the clear fact that you're the worst kind of pretentious twit: the one with no taste.
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-20 23:00:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:51:42 EDT (#)
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10. Rowling makes another bazillion fucking dollars off hundreds of thousands of idiots. Now go read some Robert fucking Jordan, you philistines.
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ha ha ha ha.
Listen to him philistines, Robert Jordan sits atop the apex of contemporary literature, and glistens like a jewel in the sun for his brilliance and is respected by all.
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In terms of fantasy, you bet your sweet ass he does.
Way to be, dick.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 23:00:19 EDT (#)
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immolate
?
*shrugs*
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:57:39 EDT (#)
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"If YOU are representitive of the future leaders of the world, I might just self-immolate here and now."
Please do. You'll be doing us all a favor.
But when that day comes, just write a suicide note. Self-immolation notes are SO 1965.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:57:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:54:30 EDT (#)
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All of you brainiacs seem to STILL be missing the point.
Harry Potter sucks ass. The people who like it are idiots. Here's the ending. See how much bullshit it is? Those who spent $100+ on the series are foolish for having done so.
THAT'S FUCKING IT.
If YOU are representitive of the future leaders of the world, I might just self-immolate here and now.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110336#2478908
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:55:11 EDT (#)
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ikari_shinji loves Harry Potter
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:54:50 EDT (#)
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Truly there is nothing more brilliantly written than Robert Jordan's multiple thousand page steamers, forget everything you've heard before, derivative genre fiction is the new modernism.
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:54:30 EDT (#)
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All of you brainiacs seem to STILL be missing the point.
Harry Potter sucks ass. The people who like it are idiots. Here's the ending. See how much bullshit it is? Those who spent $100+ on the series are foolish for having done so.
THAT'S FUCKING IT.
If YOU are representitive of the future leaders of the world, I might just self-immolate here and now.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:53:06 EDT (#)
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"Curious George Goes To The Hospital"
I fucking win.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:51:42 EDT (#)
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10. Rowling makes another bazillion fucking dollars off hundreds of thousands of idiots. Now go read some Robert fucking Jordan, you philistines.
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ha ha ha ha.
Listen to him philistines, Robert Jordan sits atop the apex of contemporary literature, and glistens like a jewel in the sun for his brilliance and is respected by all.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:51:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:49:47 EDT (#)
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Currently in front of me:
"Clans and Tartans of Scotland" and "Applied Multiple Regression/Correlation Analysis for the Behavioral Sciences"
And a beer.
Holy shit I'm awesome.
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I'll agree to that.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:49:47 EDT (#)
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Currently in front of me:
"Clans and Tartans of Scotland" and "Applied Multiple Regression/Correlation Analysis for the Behavioral Sciences"
And a beer.
Holy shit I'm awesome.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:49:09 EDT (#)
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<sigh>
A) I don't wear glasses, I don't write poetry, I don't dress in all black all the time and I most certaintly wouldn't be caught dead in a coffee shop.
B) Nihilism is fucking retarded. Honestly.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:45:39 EDT (#)
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Currently on my bookshelf-
Brimstone, by Preston and Child.
Sunset and Sawdust by Joe Lansdale.
Gross and Gross 2 by Karl Shaw (English newspaper dude who collect odd stories).
Driving Mr. Albert by Michael Paterniti.
Fuckit. I read what;s fun and interesting, not what 'must' be read.
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:43:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:41:03 EDT (#)
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Oh no I get it. I get that you insulted my intelligence and are now trying pull out.
But I don't particularly care, I have more productive things to do at the moment.
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Yep, better dash off and order that "Complete Idiot's Guide to Nihilism" so you know enough to impress your neo-anarchist buddies at the coffeeshop next week.
You suck. Next!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:41:03 EDT (#)
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Oh no I get it. I get that you insulted my intelligence and are now trying pull out.
But I don't particularly care, I have more productive things to do at the moment.
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:34:56 EDT (#)
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Yes, the aforementioned "sheeple" being those that drool to the point of drowning over this garbage.
I really can't make this clearer. Perhaps you just need to try harder?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:33:30 EDT (#)
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When did you do this?
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:16:27 EDT (#)
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Well, if the wool coat and bleating voice fits, asshole, I'd say I'm spot on.
Sorry, did I just insult your favorite series? Go read something grown-up.
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^^Well, there's that^^
Then there's the ever-present filename "way to be duped, sheeple."
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:31:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:27:57 EDT (#)
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Who's pretentious now? Well see here's the thing.
Where as you just come out and say you're better than everybody else, I don't offer up any evidence of my intelligence until I have to prove that I can (and do) read things "grown-up."
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Sorry, when did I do this?
All I said was that the people who obsess over this series are foolish for doing so. They read them largely so they have something to talk about with their co-workers, and those that actually think they are well-written are sorely mistaken. I did not claim superiority over anyone.
At least the books you listed are relevant. Harry Potter is just a waste of forest/recycled pulp.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:30:20 EDT (#)
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JK Rowling is on the bottom fucking rung of the totem pole as far as literary talent goes. All it takes is Hollywood to be fresh out of ideas long enough to warrant finding a decent director to polish up a turd for the masses to swallow.
There's no "spoiling" anything on this website. Nobody worth mentioning even reads that shit.
Snape kills Dumbledore.
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:28:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:21:13 EDT (#)
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You seem to have misjudged Ubersite.
Anyone that wanted to could have found this information out since tuesday.
Yet no one posted it on here. Either the people here had more class than usual, or nobody cared.
Either way, you are wrong about the average Uberite, and are just an assface looking for attention.
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If I recall, none of this stopped dozens of Uberites from posting their "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE" entries just before the sixth book dropped.
Why should it be any different now?
Thanks for your input, but like others, you're fucking wrong. Die.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:27:57 EDT (#)
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Who's pretentious now? Well see here's the thing.
Where as you just come out and say you're better than everybody else, I don't offer up any evidence of my intelligence until I have to prove that I can (and do) read things "grown-up."
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:24:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:20:31 EDT (#)
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Ugh. Let me give you a rundown of what's next to my bed at the moment:
1) Crime and Punishment
2) The Analects
3) Tao Te Ching
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Two of those three are notorious favorites for teeny-bopper intelligentsia like you. Who's pretentious, now?
Nice you meet you, Pot. I'm Kettle.
See, I can play this game, too!
Crime and Punishment. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:21:13 EDT (#)
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You seem to have misjudged Ubersite.
Anyone that wanted to could have found this information out since tuesday.
Yet no one posted it on here. Either the people here had more class than usual, or nobody cared.
Either way, you are wrong about the average Uberite, and are just an assface looking for attention.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:20:31 EDT (#)
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Ugh. Let me give you a rundown of what's next to my bed at the moment:
1) Crime and Punishment
2) The Analects
3) Tao Te Ching
My dislike for the word sheeple has absolutely nothing to do with whether I read a popular book like Harry Potter (which, for the record, I don't). It has more to do with the (as stated below) pretentious fuckheads such as yourself that use it.
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:16:27 EDT (#)
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Well, if the wool coat and bleating voice fits, asshole, I'd say I'm spot on.
Sorry, did I just insult your favorite series? Go read something grown-up.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-20 22:13:17 EDT (#)
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-2 Sheeple
Nothing says "I'm a pretentious ass" like calling everybody around you sheeple.