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Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: 1 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Particle Man (View user info) at 2007-07-21 02:27:43 EDT


1. My user name is a T.M.B.G song.

2. I have a mechanical singing and dancing Santa Claus on my desk.... right now

3. I put a "Zune" sticker on my Laptop.

4. Duke Nukem Forever is going to be released.

5. I listen to Dragonforce.

6. I started playing the Yugi-oh card game AFTER I graduated from Highschool.

7. I still have all my original series Pokemon cards... to include a Charizard.

8. I have the complete series collection of Robotech.

9. I've read the online version of Megatokyo... twice.

10. I've beaten Elderscrolls III Morrowind 7 times.

11. When I get back from Iraq I'll be getting a Vic Rattlehead tattoo

12. I own the Gold Legand of Zelda cartridge for NES.

13. I have 15 different Gundam models.

14. The truth is out there.

15. I still purchase and wear band t-shirts.

16. I wear an Invy cap on a regular basis.

17. I grew up in the Oldest City in the U.S. and I'm sure to tell that to anyone I meet.

18. I believe in the institution of marriage.

19. There are 10 kinds of people, those how understand binary, and those who don't.

20. I thought Super Mario Bros. was a good movie.

21. I know who Frank Frazetta is.

22. I yell "Freebird" at the end of concerts.

23. The Army needs to build Mechs, and when they do I'll be first to sign up... agian.

24. I get excited when I see a new mother board or Video card.

25. I voided the warrenty on my xbox 360 after less than a month of ownership.


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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-22 05:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-21 08:34:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Duh...

I was supposed to come here today to ruin everyone's shit coz my house got flooded.

Can't do it though.

good shit...

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That sucks. What happened? Did a pipe break or something?

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I live here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/image_galleries/swindon_floods_gallery.shtml

It kinda sucks.

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-07-21 18:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"There are 10 kinds of people, those how understand binary, and those who don't."

The fact this made me smile me worried I'm a geek.

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-21 12:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

duly noted, moving on

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-21 09:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're sick sir

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-21 09:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

20. I thought Super Mario Bros. was a good movie.
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Please report to your nearest euthanasia clinic

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-21 07:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

There is nothing brag worthy about being a geek.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

....riiiiiight

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That fucker misspelled "Lowery."

I'm ignoring your last comment.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Duh...

I was supposed to come here today to ruin everyone's shit coz my house got flooded.

Can't do it though.

good shit...

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That sucks. What happened? Did a pipe break or something?

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Duh...

I was supposed to come here today to ruin everyone's shit coz my house got flooded.

Can't do it though.

good shit...

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude, you're fucken trashed agian aren't you?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wouldn't

wouldn't

wouldn't

call you a dumb kid

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well this was weird. I would call you a dumb kid, though. It's from: http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858530358


"The title of this song comes from "Twin Peaks" and the famous dream sequence with the dwarf. So, this song is about a dream. But first, some explanation about the CD, "New Roman Times." The protagonist is a dumb kid who enlists in Iraq and comes back freaked out and disillusioned. But before he goes over, he dreams about the good things in his life, and his best friend, and all the dumb but innocent things he likes, and that's what "That Gum You Like Is Back In Style" is about. He is dreaming, and it is about his innocence. Note the sample of the birds chirping. Listen closely. It comes right after the lyric, "Who could be calling waking me from my dreams?" Fast foward to the title track, "New Roman Times." Here, the soldier has freaked out from the killing and destruction. "I'm sitting in the sand staring at my shoe/the birds they sing tweet tweet, but I don't hear their tune/ the sergeant says something close to my face/the bells they ring and ring and ring." You'll again hear that same sample of the birds chirping. And so, the answer to the question, "Who could be calling waking me from my dreams?" is .... the sergeant. The enlisted solidier is awakened from his dreams -- and his innocence -- by the reality of the war. The sergeant is screaming at him because he's flipped out -- lost touch with reality -- retreated into what was good about himself in the face of all the killing. These are the things that make Camper (or David Lowrey, to be exact) so brilliant. If you can cut through all their gimmickry, you'll be rewarded richly."


This actually reminds me of the shit I imagine you're going through. Weird. Also I've been drinking.


ps, the song is "That Gum You Like" by Camper Van Beethoven, who are awesome.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That gum you like is back in style,
again
Haven't seen ya for a while,
my friend

Spent all of saturday pining away
For that strange Quebecoise girl in
Cirque du Soleil

That gum you like is back in style,
again
Haven't seen ya for a while,
my friend

I was daydreaming of better days
At the Chelsea Hotel before I scared
you away

That gum you like is back in style,
again
Haven't seen ya for a while,
my friend

Who could be calling waking me from
my dreams
Of John, Paul and Ringo with Keenan Wynn
(or George)

That gum you like is back in style,
again
Haven't seen ya for a while,
my friend

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Sorry. This is my favorite song of the decade. So far. I've had a few beers.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Yeah I kinda realized that after I finished this and re-read some of the others.... Thats a good thing, I guess?

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That's a good thing.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Im worse.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 02:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh and you're not nearly as nerdy as some of these other guys. Sorry.

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Yeah I kinda realized that after I finished this and re-read some of the others.... Thats a good thing, I guess?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 02:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh and you're not nearly as nerdy as some of these other guys. Sorry.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 02:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Spent all of saturday pining away
For that strange Quebecoise girl in
Cirque du Soleil

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This means nothing to you. Just a song I'm listening to, and it makes me very happy.


You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice
lived such interesting lives.

-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge