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You Ever Feel The Love? (406 hits)

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Rating: 0.5 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-07-21 07:54:25 EDT



{free verse}


I shit my pants
just like I'll shit the bed.
With brown trowsers
is hope gone, or dead?

I like the smell of simple green,
mint soaked soap that'll wash me clean.
Swing a bat and hit me in the mouth;
boys and girls are nicer in the south.

I bask in the monumental hate
of pale skinned people behind a screen
and hope, hope, hope and pray
that you use the info that you have gleaned.

I love you, can't you tell
that'd I never wish your trip to hell.
I'd like very much to see you go
to your eutopia, just so you know.

You frumpy, dumpy, lumpy, humpy, trumpy, cool ass dude..
be happy, not crappy, you see.
I like you all, just depise your rude.

I hear you ask, what is the moral of this little story.
Flip flop adorned, and getting oral in a web of glory.
I love you, and you, and especially you over there
be nice, pretend, please that you just don't care.



{free verse}


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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-23 14:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

alright...

good pic

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-23 14:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

great picture!

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-22 12:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh... you're one of the quality poets of uber. I thought you were just some stupid fuck. My bad.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-21 16:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I wish I was egotistical enough to think this was about me, seems like I would enjoy it more, ya know?

This song reminded me of a band called Squelch Gun.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-21 12:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

splendid

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-21 11:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmm.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-21 10:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That picture has to be fake, there's no way something that horribly ironic could happen.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-21 10:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wow...


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