Ubersite Geek Off 2007 (975 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.86 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TTOM: Beaming It In (View user info) at 2007-07-21 08:58:09 EDT
User Reviews
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-11 17:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-11 16:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I think I may have you beat.
But to reveal "how" would likely ruin any chance I have at getting laid for the next five years.
Submitted by LegoSockPuppet (user info) at 2007-08-11 10:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since I understand very little of this, I rate +2. Although how does having a science degree make you a geek?
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-11 09:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-08-11 09:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fry cracked corn, and I don't care,
Leela cracked corn, I still don't care,
Bender cracked corn, and he is great!
Take that, you stupid corn!
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HAHAHAHA!!! That made me laugh too much.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-08-11 09:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fry cracked corn, and I don't care,
Leela cracked corn, I still don't care,
Bender cracked corn, and he is great!
Take that, you stupid corn!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-25 09:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't condone the wearing of those lace-up shirts with a kilt, especially not to a graduation which is frickin white tie.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-23 17:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have a shirt with your username on it?
oh my...
p.s. I'll kick your ass in Axis & Allies any day of the week, sporto
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-23 11:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-23 09:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No WONDER most of Ubersite never gets any pussy....
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-23 08:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-21 06:27:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+ watchmen
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Seriously, it might not be the best comic ever, but that shit owned. Also, I just asked my buddy earlier tonight what his favorite movie of all time was, and predator was one of the two runners up. This amused me.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-22 17:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-22 09:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Snipers? Pshaw. I like to look my kill in the eyes as I rape him with an SMG, it adds to the humiliation when the Xbox starts shouting "KILLAMANJARO!"
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Noob combo ahoy!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-22 09:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think i have missed something.
I don't understand 'geek' talk, i'm just weird.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-22 09:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Snipers? Pshaw. I like to look my kill in the eyes as I rape him with an SMG, it adds to the humiliation when the Xbox starts shouting "KILLAMANJARO!"
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-22 03:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-21 19:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-21 23:59:16 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...like 90% of these apply to me...not cool.
PS: 1 vs 4 on Halo 2? That's my warm-up bitch.
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Thats 1 vs 4 vs 3 all at the same time, bitch. And I won by 20 clear kills.
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That just makes it even easier...the more players, the more bodies that can fall in any given time.
Sniper holds 4 bullets, reload time is 2-3 seconds, you can kill all 7 in under 10.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-07-22 00:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cant help but agree on prettym uch all of them...watchmen movie must be done right or wrath will be suffered...... i still have a centurion or 2 kicking around...
...ironside is da man!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-07-21 23:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't blame you for the Baroness bit. I so would.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-21 23:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
something for everyone here
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Watchmen
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 19:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erin Gray is just yummy.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-21 19:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-21 23:59:16 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...like 90% of these apply to me...not cool.
PS: 1 vs 4 on Halo 2? That's my warm-up bitch.
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Thats 1 vs 4 vs 3 all at the same time, bitch. And I won by 20 clear kills.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-21 18:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...like 90% of these apply to me...not cool.
PS: 1 vs 4 on Halo 2? That's my warm-up bitch.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-07-21 18:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zebda? That's my guess for the band.
I'm going to go ecoute MC Solar now... Victim de la mode and all that jazz...
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
n00b!
(but a funny one...And Amiga=auto+2;miracle machine!)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-21 13:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-21 17:17:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, btw, I'm going to take 112 points. 12 points because there is no number 12 and 100 points because of Saipan Supa Crew.
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Well done for noticing that deliberate mistake *looks shifty, twitches*
Saian Supa Crew, bitch. Saian.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-21 13:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-07-21 13:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watchmen
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-07-21 13:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another +2 for having a sonic screwdriver
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-07-21 13:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watchmen
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-21 12:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
duly noted, moving on
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-21 12:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's your gamer tag?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-21 12:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-21 12:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, btw, I'm going to take 112 points. 12 points because there is no number 12 and 100 points because of Saipan Supa Crew.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Do not give me 112 points, just fellate me with words...or your mouth.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-07-21 12:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A hit.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-21 11:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM: Bringing Cancer and Nerdiness to new hieghts daily.
Submitted by Slip_and_Fall (user info) at 2007-07-21 11:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done TTOM
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-21 11:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Tell you what, why dont you, Stagger, get over yourself, you jumped up, fucking full of yourself cunt.
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Strike me down etc.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-21 10:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-07-21 10:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
VINWAR!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-21 10:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-21 10:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is nothing brag worthy about being a geek.
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Incorrect.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-21 10:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that makes me feel a lot better.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-21 10:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is nothing brag worthy about being a geek.
-Sorry, TTOM, but what is good for one is good for all.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-21 10:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude I think you just won.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-07-21 09:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Geek.
Everything but the RPG's and Buck Rogers I can relate to. Guess that I'm a geek too.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-21 09:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+ watchmen
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-21 09:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-21 09:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"People said I was dumb, but I proved them!"
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-21 09:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deaths Head nearly cost you a point there Pete.
Novelty character. At best.
I loved Space Crusade