Holy fuck you guys are boring (727 hits)
Category: Politics -> AfghanistanRating: 1.45 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-07-21 13:45:38 EDT
jesus titty fuckin' christ you people are dull. i have been coming to ubersite for like 5 years and this is the absolute most bored i've ever been. you got that oatmeal guy making dumbass posts about nothing to get attention, you have that sicosemen retard acting like some internet badass but still trying to look smart even though he hasn't the slightest clue what english diction is all about, and then you have the dumbest fucking bandwagons i've ever seen. geek-off?? "i collect magic cards. i win!" what's this lame fucking album cover shit? "here's some pictures of strange album covers that have been posted a million times already but somehow are funnier now that I'M posting them!"
not only that, your camwhores are putting me to sleep.
the only thing worth reading around here anymore is anything written by Shlongy. what don't you fuckin' morons pull your heads out of your asses and start posting some quality shit again? i'm counting on you older users because the newer users are like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob when they post. seriously.
come on, i'm stuck in fucking AFGHANISTAN and things are finally starting to slow down for this project. i got a lot of work done and i need something to do besides ogle the hot Russian bitches and go to the gym.
do i have to cause another shitstorm like i did with GrowingFamily? i mean, it's fun getting lawyers to bother bart, but do i have to always be the one to do it?? where is shitfuck when you need him???
there aren't even any good posts about RAPE anymore, for christ sake! HERE, READ THIS- http://www.ubersite.com/m/54467</b>. maybe it will inspire you slugs to actually post something entertaining for once, because it's been months since that's happened.
where's the scandals? where's the personal injury and anguish caused by ubersite? where's the offensive, emotionally damaging stuff? don't you newer people even get together to get drunk and fuck each other? I WANT DRAMA. I WANT ACTION. I WANT LAWSUITS.
i'm going to the gym. when i get back, i expect to see something interesting to read. oh, and since i'm stuck in Afghanistan with the slowest satellite internet connection in the world, it's really hard to get porn. i've worn out the porn collection i brought with me. why don't some of you sluts send me some pictures of you sticking various household items in your holes? (NO FAT CHICKS)
fuck, i haven't had a drink in two months...
now here's a camwhore of me. you're welcome.
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-27 13:10:49 EDT (#)
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how bold
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2007-07-27 12:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, I never posted entertaining things. I can go on a porn-hunt for you, though. Whatchoo want? :p
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-07-24 00:17:01 EDT (#)
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bold!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-23 08:26:42 EDT (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhahahahah
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-23 08:14:11 EDT (#)
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Agreed.
And yo, did you bring ANY other shirts with you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-21 16:37:27 EDT (#)
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How come I can't type in bold print?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:33:46 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha cool.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:10:33 EDT (#)
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I'm going to do that on every post from now on.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:04:19 EDT (#)
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WOOOO.
BOLD!
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-21 14:38:30 EDT (#)
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Because his </b> got included into the link he posted.
I guess if you don't close your formatting marks, it just keeps going.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-21 14:27:19 EDT (#)
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How did the reviews get bolded?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-21 13:53:04 EDT (#)
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Y'know, if you're bored here, perhaps it a sign that you've outgrown this place.
I, personally, have enjoyed this place immensely in the last six months or so that I've regularly accessed it and I haven't seen a whole hell of a lot of older stuff that would lead me to believe that things used to be so much better here.
...In other words, Bite Me.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-21 13:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 bold reviews
And I share the sentiment.