Holy fudge you guys are totally interesting and witty (873 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.46 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2007-07-21 14:21:46 EDT
jesus GOD LOVIN' christ you people are AWESOME. i have been coming to ubersite for like 100000000 years and this is the absolute most FUN i've ever been. you got that oatmeal guy making COOL posts about EVERYTHING to get APPLAUSE, you have that sicosemen DUDE acting like some internet COOLIO but still trying to look smart even though he HE IS VERY VERY GOOD AT ENGLISH DICTION, and then you have the MOST EXCITING bandwagons i've ever seen. geek-off?? "i collect magic cards. i win!" what's this INVIGORATING AWESOME album cover STUFF? "here's some pictures of strange album covers that have been posted a million times already but ARE MUCH MUCH funnier now that I'M posting them!"
not only that, your camwhores are MAKING me to be AWAKE AND ALERT.
the only thing worth reading around here anymore is anything written by RESPEK!. why don't you MUCH OLDER AND COOLER KIDS pull your heads out of your HATS and start posting some LESS AWESOME STUFF again, BECAUSE IM JEALOUS? i'm counting on you older users because the newer users are like a bunch of CUDDLEBUGS trying to CUDDLE a MARSHMALLOW when they post. seriously.
come on, i'm stuck in FANTASTIC AFGHANISTAN and things are finally starting to slow down for this project. i got a lot of work done and i need something to do besides BE FRIENDS WITH OTHERS and go to the gym TO WORK OUT MY MAN BOOBS.
do i have to cause another HUGFEST like i did with GrowingFamily? i mean, it's fun getting HUGMONSTERS to bother bart, but do i have to always be the one to do it?? where is RESPEK! when you need him???
there aren't even any good posts about CUDDLES anymore, for christ sake! HERE, READ THIS- http://www.ubersite.com/m/110154. maybe it will inspire you INSPIRATIONAL FRIENDS OF MINE to actually post something entertaining for once, BECAUSE I DEFINATLY CAN'T.
where's the HUGS? where's the personal KISSES and PILLOWFIGHTS caused by ubersite? where's the NON-offensive, emotionally IMPROVING stuff? don't you newer people even get together to DICUSS IMPORTANT ISSUES FACING AMERICA TODAY OVER A HOT CUP OF STARBUCKS COFFEE?
do you know what i have to do to be entertained? i joined eHarmony and i make myself sound like the perfect guy and then i MARRY THEM AND HAVE MANY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN BECAUSE I AM A MAN OF HONOR AND INTEGRITY AND I STAND BY WHAT I SAY ON eHARMONY. seriously, that's the only fun i get to have.
i'm going to the gym TO SCULPT MY PYTHONS. when i get back, i expect to see something AROUSING to read. oh, and since i'm stuck in FANTASTIC Afghanistan with the MOST INNOVATIVE AND THE NEWEST satellite internet connection in the world, it's really hard to get E-CARDS THAT WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. i've worn out the E-CARD collection i brought with me. why don't some of you BEAUTIFUL LADIES send me some pictures of you sticking various household items in your KITCHEN CABINETS WHERE THEY BELONG? (FAT CHICKS ARE WELCOME BECAUSE I JUDGE BASED ON CHARACTER NOT APPEARANCES)
OH SNICKERDOODLES! i haven't had a drink in two months...
now here's a cam-PICTURE of me. you're welcome.
User Reviews
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-07-24 11:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-23 17:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great on so many levels.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-23 17:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't stop laughing at this.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This WARM-HEARTED piece of GOODNESS made me want to SAY HELLO TO a nun.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BE FRIENDS WITH OTHERS
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-23 16:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like DudeThat'sBosh with an M-16
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-07-23 12:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-23 09:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-22 13:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Anal beads with no lube just seems impolite to me."
That was the clincher.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2007-07-23 09:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funneh
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-22 21:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-22 04:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely played.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-22 03:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i quit
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-22 03:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i mean mosue
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-22 03:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops i actually meant to +2 this but i lost control of my ,ouse
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-22 03:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wait a minute, are you being sarcastic?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-22 03:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more rape.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-07-22 03:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Terrific!!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This WARM-HEARTED piece of GOODNESS made me want to SAY HELLO TO a nun.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol good show
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BE FRIENDS WITH OTHERS
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"i'm counting on you older users because the newer users are like a bunch of CUDDLEBUGS trying to CUDDLE a MARSHMALLOW when they post. seriously."
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RESPEK!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-21 21:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why don't some of you BEAUTIFUL LADIES send me some pictures of you sticking various household items in your KITCHEN CABINETS WHERE THEY BELONG? (FAT CHICKS ARE WELCOME BECAUSE I JUDGE BASED ON CHARACTER NOT APPEARANCES)
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hahahahahhahaa
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-21 21:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why don't some of you BEAUTIFUL LADIES send me some pictures of you sticking various household items in your KITCHEN CABINETS WHERE THEY BELONG? (FAT CHICKS ARE WELCOME BECAUSE I JUDGE BASED ON CHARACTER NOT APPEARANCES)
+2 for that shit right there. that's freaking awesome.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-21 20:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the parody AND the reviews
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-07-21 18:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more angst.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-21 18:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Taking a shitty post and rewording things makes this post even shittier.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-21 18:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made steak smile.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-21 17:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold
excpet:
HUGMONSTERS
Leave the "s" off and throw in a space.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-21 17:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funnier than "huh" gave it credit for.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-21 16:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't see my name in there.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-21 16:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huh.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-21 16:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do you know what i have to do to be entertained? i joined eHarmony and i make myself sound like the perfect guy and then i MARRY THEM AND HAVE MANY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN BECAUSE I AM A MAN OF HONOR AND INTEGRITY AND I STAND BY WHAT I SAY ON eHARMONY. seriously, that's the only fun i get to have.
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hahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-21 16:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
~OathMeal Approved~
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do you know what i have to do to be entertained? i joined eHarmony and i make myself sound like the perfect guy and then i MARRY THEM AND HAVE MANY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN BECAUSE I AM A MAN OF HONOR AND INTEGRITY AND I STAND BY WHAT I SAY ON eHARMONY. seriously, that's the only fun i get to have.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR RESPEK!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kudos.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no way I am reading this garbage.
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you should give it a try. i don't know if this was meant to be a dig on me or just a funny parody, but it's fucking hilarious.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed my ass off.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice...
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no way I am reading this garbage.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MAKING me to be AWAKE AND ALERT
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that made me spray tea from my facial orifice
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-21 14:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for "snickerdoodles."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-21 14:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually funny