A man walks into a bar and goes..... (522 hits)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster: Cunt (View user info) at 2007-07-21 15:09:32 EDT
Speed dating. What cuntflap thought up this idea. Who the fuck are they kidding? They've got their audience pegged all wrong. I am Generation Y. We're instant gratification junkies. We're not looking for long-term, we want to get off, roll over and go to sleep. That is why I'm proud to announce brilliant idea number 1 of the year, speed fucking.
You enter a room full of other people looking to fuck. The timer goes off and you have ten minutes with your first potential partner. Ten minutes is more than ample time, besides it's called speed fucking for a reason.If you don't hit it off with partner number one, beat off. That will surely kill ten minutes.
Speed fucking is better, you get more out of it. I mean, with speed dating, you only get to pick one. Plus you don't know whether you'll ever "close" with that whole speed dating. Why mess with all that hassle? Cut to the chase, try speed fucking and instead of wasting one fucking night you can waste the night fucking.
Coming soon, speed raping!!
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-22 20:51:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-07-22 12:08:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-22 03:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
did you just call me a nigger?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90655
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-21 18:11:20 EDT (#)
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Good concept, shitty post. You know, if you actually spent more than 3 minutes on a post you could probably put together something nice.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-21 17:13:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:05:54 BST (#)
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Did you just not use the much funnier "fucking niggers" because you wanted to be pc? Because that's lame. Also, the picture has absolutely nothing to do with the post whatsoever.
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Chill nigger
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 17:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I speed-fucked in high school. Oh, wait a minute, you're not talking about premature ejaculation.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-21 17:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you just not use the much funnier "fucking niggers" because you wanted to be pc? Because that's lame. Also, the picture has absolutely nothing to do with the post whatsoever.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-21 16:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, this is called an orgy. You're just in the wrong scene.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-21 16:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been "speed dating" for years only back then, it didn't have an official "name"- like SHLONGY is gonna spend more than 6 minutes with a broad without finding out if he's getting fucked or not.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely put!
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-07-21 15:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(regarding pic) original was better.