Geek off contest. (556 hits)
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (View user info) at 2007-07-21 21:49:42 EDT
Geek off contest.
here is my submisson for a geek off contest.
I am such a geek, that not only did i collect magic cards, not only did I swim on the swim team, not only did i wait for harry potter.........
But I'm hinging my self esteem on the fact that I want to look cool to a bunch of people on the internet. Please, for the love of god, accept me! i want to be geeky, just like you! Please, I NEED to be geeky! It's finally cool to be geeky, way after I was in high school! i want to be accepted!
PLEASE I NEED ACCEPTANCE!
If you don't accept me, I will systematicly rape all your mothers, then rape all your sisters, then I'll rape you, even if your a guy!
Being gay is cool now too, right?
Why won't anyone LOVE ME?!?!?!?!? I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY CAN'T SOMEONE LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM? WHY CAN'T I FIND SOMEONE TO LOVE A 467 POUND BLONDE HAIRED BLACK ALBINO!
Love,
Alahackbar.
User Reviews
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-22 23:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*Pulls down pants and farts on computer monitor*
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-22 20:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-22 19:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What, sleeping w/ your mother doesn't count?
I am, in fact, the kicker of all ass.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-07-22 17:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, you seriously need a hobby. Or at least to leave the house once every full moon. Damn.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-22 15:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
systematicly rape
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So by age? MILF through to fugly? By average rating? what?
Age, then average rating.
everyone is beutiful in the dark.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-22 12:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
duly noted, but don't get your hopes up, moving on
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-07-22 12:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-22 10:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, so I fail because I write a bunch of shitty posts, yet still have a positive number?
I write better on accident then you do on purpose.
BIOTCH!
Oh yeah, I went there.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-22 05:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this geek shit is getting tedious. But you and I both know the cunts won't fuck off to some techy web page.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-07-21 23:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like me?
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-07-21 23:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A real geek would have a much lower user number. fag.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-21 23:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Doesn't that mean you do fail? As you fail at failing.
Yeah, I'm an Ubersite nobody, but at least I don't post every five seconds whining about stupid shit.
My posts may suck, but I don't have a shitload of them.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Everything you ever wanted to know about Bohme
User id: 27977
Registered on or around: 2006-07-25 02:07:45 EDT
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Wow. I try to suck and I can't even get as low as you.
Dear mother fucking newbie
Write better shit or die.
Love,
Alahackbar
"Plus 1 to me because I make myself smile!" DE DE DEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is made of all kinds of win
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
systematicly rape
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So by age? MILF through to fugly? By average rating? what?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-21 22:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 hippie chick
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-07-21 21:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not really funny, nice try though
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-21 21:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
P.S. All your posts suck ass.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-21 21:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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