You douchebags are just too easy. (463 hits)
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Submitted by LisaD (View user info) at 2007-07-23 18:31:42 EDT
You sad sacks of shit bend so easily to my will it isn't even fun anymore. I can make everyone of you dance like the brain dead troglodytes you are.
"But we knew it was you blah blah blah."
Bullshit.
You are all my playthings. I am the most powerful user here because there is no way to stop me. I have so many accounts it makes me dizzy keeping up with all of them.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-24 03:09:31 EDT (#)
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Hey I prefered the fat simple looking bitch, oh hang on!!
MWahahahhahahahaHAH
Knew it was you!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-24 02:58:10 EDT (#)
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How's it hanging Levity?
E me .
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-24 02:25:17 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98802
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:36:40 EDT (#)
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Do you use those diagrams on the wall to keep track of all your alters?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-23 20:24:07 EDT (#)
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boring.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:50:50 EDT (#)
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Jesus, this place is really going downhill. I hope it's just a cyclical thing.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:44:49 EDT (#)
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I copied this from another post, but I think it applies...
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:35:13 EDT (#)
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...Huh?
I just don't get what's been going on around here lately.
Is it like Star Wars, only it's "Attack of the Alters" instead of "Clones"? And it's supposed to suck more, right?
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:43:51 EDT (#)
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Why the fuck isn't this douche banned?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:42:10 EDT (#)
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I am the most powerful user here because there is no way to stop me.
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you know, that's sort of irrelevant since most users don't NEED to be stopped.
only the really sad ones.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:41:04 EDT (#)
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I think you're wrong.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:38:53 EDT (#)
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Who's the howdy-doody lookin' idiot?
A)The girl from "Wendy's" with a haircut
B)Pippi Longstocking with braids yanked off
C)Opey Griffith
D)Ritchie Cunningham
"you are all my playthings": is what you say when you look at your crotch,that and....
where did everybody go.
And who gives a fuck about alters.You need to answer your own posts to get a hit,you're a loser.
Oh,and by the way.Stop biting your nails-it's a sign of weakness.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:29:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:58:01 EDT (#)
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What is WRONG with you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:11:05 EDT (#)
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Yeah, we're real easy.
You're just a fucking retard.
Enjoy your teeth while you still own them, Swanson.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:07:28 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahaha
fucking gingers!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA your genetically predisposed to hate sunlight!!!!!
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:58:06 EDT (#)
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Do you just like, forget you've swapped identities and randomly respond when someone comments about you specifically?
Or are you just a "man of mystery" type loser that you just don't care because you have so many alters?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:58:01 EDT (#)
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What is WRONG with you?
Submitted by Design (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:55:42 EDT (#)
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Oh, yes. He owned me properly. I haven't heard that exact same thing 500 times.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:52:49 EDT (#)
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roflmao Levity has won this thread. No need to continue in it anymore...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:50:39 EDT (#)
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You look like a ginger version of Christopher Reeve.
Post-paralysis.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:44:06 EDT (#)
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I dont care about alters of their users, or why they need them...
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:40:27 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, Levity.
Who the fuck are you anyway?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:39:14 EDT (#)
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so basically what you're trying to say is "let us return has our sheep"
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:39:06 EDT (#)
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Look at you.
You, an internet stranger, are actually BEAMING WITH EXCITEMENT over PWNG other internet strangers into believing you were SOME OTHER internet stranger.
I've never actually pitied anyone on a website until now.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:38:20 EDT (#)
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LOL at things that have been done before over and over and over again. Though can't say i'm not guilty either.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:37:51 EDT (#)
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Could you not post pictures from your personal spank bank collection ever again? http://www.ubersite.com/m/110407 (NSFW)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:34:49 EDT (#)
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OMG LET TEH PWNZORING BEGIN!!!!1111!!
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:34:14 EDT (#)
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Finally a poster with some sense about her.
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:32:56 EDT (#)
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Now THAT is one sexy bitch.