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Phuzzy Learns You Delicious English: How To Talk Foreign. (659 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1.65 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2007-07-24 09:26:39 EDT



I figured I'm tired of being told I sound like a Germanic Aussie with British accentual tendencies, when in actual fact I can like to talk rather deliciously.

So now I'll learn you how to talk with a accent. A Afrikaans accent, nogal.






institute_of_the_afrikaans_accent.mp3 (2 MB) [audio/mpeg]

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

To speak Afrikaans - just turn every vowel into an 'I'




Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this was fucking hilarious.


Again.


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it coz they are blick?

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this was fucking hilarious.

Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-24 22:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just went out and bought The Monster Squad on DVD today.

I'd never seen it before.

It was AWESOME. Have a +2 for that.

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-24 22:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I hate Norfolk. Shitty town in a shitty state. Can't wait to transfer =/

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


THIS?

was fucking awesome.

well done.

kudos.

etc.


Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a Norfolk accent, that makes this far to hard.

still, monosyllabic grunts work well enough.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-24 13:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I work with a guy that has that accent, I dont think its that bad.

Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-24 12:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My best friend in high school was from J-berg. To this day, he still has a trace of an Afrikaans accent. I haven't brushed up on mine in a while, this will be useful.



never brush up on an afrikkans.

you'll get teh aidz.


-apollo

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-24 12:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I never knew it was pronounced Ofrikaans.


Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-24 12:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking geniaal!

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-07-24 10:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nogal goed gedaan.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-07-24 10:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what a stupid nini

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. Just as annoying as Australian, but instead of slang that's completely incongruous to reality, you just fuckscrew the grammar.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

afrikaans sounds a lot like if lolcats spoke ghetto.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I have no desire to expose myself to possibly the world's most horrible accent. The international Brummie.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

a lekker south african challah , yeah maaaan

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And if you need some extra tutorials, well...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My best friend in high school was from J-berg. To this day, he still has a trace of an Afrikaans accent. I haven't brushed up on mine in a while, this will be useful.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i already have an accent, thanks

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I learned my South African accent from Lethal Weapon II. This has only improved it.


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