I Has a Motivationz. (1322 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-07-24 14:44:37 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110429
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-28 03:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-25 13:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like you
and i can has cheeseburger.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-25 11:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-24 22:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just went out and bought The Monster Squad on DVD today.
I'd never seen it before.
It was AWESOME. Have a +2 for that.
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Wolfman's got nards.
And this is my second +2, Dicknose. Don't confuse the number of the last bingo ball drawn for your virtual reality. Now go complain on my post and give me another 10 reviews so you can really distance yourself from the rest of the CJ pack.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-25 10:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've had nearly every one of those thoughts about people and the things they think.
But then, I might be scourge's alter, so it makes sense.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-25 10:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-24 20:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-24 20:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love you, sac
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Do you think these guys were talking to the author of this post or to their own organs of reproduction and just wanted to leave a lasting memorial for their genitals to look to when the hard times come? World may never know. I for one prefer to think of them saying - ever so softly, with love and reverence in their voice, eyes shining in the candlelight, hand gently cupped around their hangy down parts - 'i love you, sac', to their own testicles.
Sacrilicious is alright.
I wonder if bart still thinks some of the things he left around this site are funny, like that 'I want to be somebody' at registering? Probably not. He likely just can't be assed to update these things with new witticisms and gut busters and knee slappers.
bart is alright.
shlongy is just upset that the homo poet outed him as a member of a circle jerk here on uber. he's just the badboy. like in 'new kids on the block' or 'n-sync' or 'menudo'. shlongy is like the one with the mustache (a sure sign of bad-boyness) and no shirt on under his stylish vest (another sign) and greased back hair (yeah).
Shlongy is alright.
I'm alright.
You're alright.
We're all alright.
Man I'm tired.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-25 08:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
[ejaculates]
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-07-25 01:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just entered an alternate reality.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-24 22:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just went out and bought The Monster Squad on DVD today.
I'd never seen it before.
It was AWESOME. Have a +2 for that.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-07-24 22:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Basically the idea is this:
A contest for short erotic stories.
By erotic I do not mean pornographic.
Pornographic: "John shoved his throbbing meat missile into suzy's wet fuck hole."
Erotic: "He slides his lips to hers, stopping at her breasts to taste nipple and the sweat between. They kiss hard and long and breathe each others pleasure as he slowly slides deep inside her and holds."
I would suggest three volunteer judges be picked. People like you, Ghola and a male. For some reason two female and one male judge makes sense to me for this type of thing.
Entrants would be paired off randomly and given a title. Judges vote on each post with a + or - 2.
Straight elimination till the last person is down.
Simple and to the point.
Think you can run with this?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-24 20:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-24 20:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love you, sac
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-24 20:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love you, sac
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-24 18:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't fret it - Based on past performance, he'll be back.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-24 18:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Will do.
O- can I have the other 16 +2s pls?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-24 18:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is simply just to balance off Orgasmo's 17 +2's.
So blame him.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-24 17:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-24 16:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-07-24 16:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.
haha
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-07-24 16:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-07-24 16:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like me.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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^_^
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Psh, they wish.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only pussy alters are getting above.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Susie Derkins is MY alter.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I squeaked with glee.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AXOLOTL AND THE REASON I MISS HIM BELOW.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-07-24 14:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be a wiener, preferably of the Oscar Mayer variety. Veritably if I had free will according to Kant's theory of existence, such a being with absolute surety I would choose to live my life as. For verily if I was to live our my plane of existence as an Oscar Mayer grilled or broiled hot dog sandwich (a uniquely American food based on Polish sausages, made of the skin linings of sundry animals and filled with processed sweetbreads) then I deem that everyone who came into contact with me would love me.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-24 14:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-24 14:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-24 14:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
irony +2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-24 14:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's how you get people to like you? damn I needs me some alters.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-24 14:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-24 14:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes.