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Shlongy Goes for a Stroll (854 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.29 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "GET OOT MA FACE" Thomas (View user info) at 2007-07-25 15:50:42 EDT


He looks familiar???!!!??\





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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-27 18:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-26 22:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm so glad not to have an uberstalker.
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Yeah, but it sure looks like I do.

Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-26 22:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Shlongy's dork protege is at it again. Now it's his dream of Shlongy coming at him with an Anal intruder.
(kinda reminds me of Mr.Burns and Smithers).I'm so glad not to have an uberstalker.
YOZZ:why do you get off on being someone's Uberbitch.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-25 15:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF is Shlongy holding - the "Anal Intruder"?

Weird,wacky stuff. Manly, yes but i like it too


Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-26 20:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

a chuckler.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-26 13:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

haha smiles all around

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the birds

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-25 19:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:50:15 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

habeeb doesn't live in the Windy City, Shlongy. he's a suburb dweller. he just likes to act like he lives in Chicago. he's a loser that works at McDonald's and spends all his paychecks on his FORD truck that would be lucky to do 15's in the quarter with slicks on.


speaking of, i should be back in Chicago in a couple weeks. anyone want to get drunk with me? i plan on putting on a world class drunk and maybe throwing around enough money to pay the rent of every stripper in the club.
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

GO BACK TO AFAGISTAN U COCK SUCKIN MONGOLOID

ANYTIME U WANNA GRAB A LANE LEMME KNOW, SUGARBRITCHES

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-07-25 18:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...nice.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

habeeb doesn't live in the Windy City, Shlongy. he's a suburb dweller. he just likes to act like he lives in Chicago. he's a loser that works at McDonald's and spends all his paychecks on his FORD truck that would be lucky to do 15's in the quarter with slicks on.


speaking of, i should be back in Chicago in a couple weeks. anyone want to get drunk with me? i plan on putting on a world class drunk and maybe throwing around enough money to pay the rent of every stripper in the club.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Shlongy's a walkstar?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You can practice for that by popping your zits, first.

I hope your arms don't get too tired after THAT excruciatingly exhausting task.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-25 15:20:19 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY GOD!

SHLONGY "DOESN'T LIKE SHLONGY"???


I HOPE I CAN GO ON WITH MY LIFE AFTER THIS DEVASTATING NEWS.



I'm pretty certain that I can, assmunch.

And next time we run into each other "in the windy city", when I ask for "no onions on my Quarter Pounder", I MEAN NO ONIONS, you stupid fuck.
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Imo pop u in da face

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That WOULD have made it more accurate.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shouldn't he be dripping money?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ratpackcycles.com/73FDinoGT.png
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Fucker deserved it for having a yellow Ferrari.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You forgot to include the beastiaphilic daughter and ugly, shrewd wife.
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Oath - I got a picture of your suhweet ride today. I noted how I recognised it as yours. http://www.ratpackcycles.com/73FDinoGT.png

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Folks, this is exactly what happens when people try to run me over with their exotic sports cars.





Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY DID "COLLIDE RUSTLE" MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH?!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Nice!


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excuse me...I meant to type "BEEB DOESN'T LIKE SHLONGY????"

Of course Shlongy likes Shlongy.

Shlongy loves Shlongy. I'm dreamy.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY GOD!

SHLONGY "DOESN'T LIKE SHLONGY"???


I HOPE I CAN GO ON WITH MY LIFE AFTER THIS DEVASTATING NEWS.



I'm pretty certain that I can, assmunch.

And next time we run into each other "in the windy city", when I ask for "no onions on my Quarter Pounder", I MEAN NO ONIONS, you stupid fuck.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's been a while since Shlongy's been Beebed and I tell ya, it feels good.

Well, except the pain when I pee.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SORRY I WAS ON MA CELL

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You forgot to include the beastiaphilic daughter and ugly, shrewd wife.
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Oath - I got a picture of your suhweet ride today. I noted how I recognised it as yours. http://www.ratpackcycles.com/73FDinoGT.png

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-25 15:01:06 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You forgot to include the beastiaphilic daughter and ugly, shrewd wife.
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i aint his freekin biographer i just dont like the chump

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

See that swollen jaw, kids?

That's what happens when you spend your middle age sucking off golfers in a clubhouse restroom.



Stay in school.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You forgot to include the beastiaphilic daughter and ugly, shrewd wife.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-25 15:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The likeness is stunning.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-25 15:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF is Shlongy holding - the "Anal Intruder"?

Weird, wacky stuff.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-25 15:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like Shlongy for the most part, but I'd prefer that he stay a bit farther up the coast. He'd probably prefer that as well.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-25 15:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-25 15:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucker, you made me smirk.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-25 15:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucker, you made me smirk.


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