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TTOM Productions Presents a Rob Berg Fantasy in Association With Caulaincourt Industries: A Threesome With Freddie Prinze Jr. and Daniel Radcliff (971 hits)

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Labels: tribute

Rating: 1.89 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TTOM: Frenching It Up (View user info) at 2007-07-25 16:22:17 EDT




I still vomit at the thought of that poor dog, thanks for that Caul.JPG (200 kB)

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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-29 16:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty awesome

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-27 18:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-27 18:45:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice french...except chiens don't have vagins. chiennes do.
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*fails to care*
Blame Babelfish
*fails to speak French*

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-27 13:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice french...except chiens don't have vagins. chiennes do.

Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Im tired now. Im going to wham up tonights post ahead of schedule and go to sleep. In the middle of the day.
Nighty morning...guh...

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:33:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:07:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dunno, could've been funnier.
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That extra +1 I feel is earned if you translate Cauls French talk at the end.
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Oh, I speaky ze French, but this was definitely a 1 compared with your usual 2s.

And I may have to continue to penalise you for your insistence on wearing those silly lace-up kilt shirts...
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Oh come on! Licking out dogs while rubbing cheese on his genitals?! GENIUS I tells you!
Also the shirts are (sort of) traditional. I like em, theyve got that brogue-Rabbie-Burns-hoots-stride-through-the-heather-reciting-poetry-to-tempt-buxom-farm-wives-into-bed-with-you feel.
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Perhaps, but if you're taking the traditional line then you're really going to have to get dressed up and put on a white tie for your graduation. Throwing afore-mentioned buxom farm wives around a ceilidh while desperately trying to keep your drunken balance on an over-polished wooden floor in over-smooth leather-soled kilt shoes is a more suitable occasion for such atire. Which I still despise, but to each his own.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:25:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry but if Rob Berg had semen that could actually penetrate a duvet then some manner of public transport warning should be posted in his area, lest he smear his semen on his fingers and molest the hapless women folk trying to get the bus.

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too late.

: (






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Theres a post in that awesome comment somewhere

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Oh sweet lord jesus yes.


Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:33:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:07:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dunno, could've been funnier.
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That extra +1 I feel is earned if you translate Cauls French talk at the end.
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Oh, I speaky ze French, but this was definitely a 1 compared with your usual 2s.

And I may have to continue to penalise you for your insistence on wearing those silly lace-up kilt shirts...
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Oh come on! Licking out dogs while rubbing cheese on his genitals?! GENIUS I tells you!
Also the shirts are (sort of) traditional. I like em, theyve got that brogue-Rabbie-Burns-hoots-stride-through-the-heather-reciting-poetry-to-tempt-buxom-farm-wives-into-bed-with-you feel.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:07:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dunno, could've been funnier.
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That extra +1 I feel is earned if you translate Cauls French talk at the end.
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Oh, I speaky ze French, but this was definitely a 1 compared with your usual 2s.

And I may have to continue to penalise you for your insistence on wearing those silly lace-up kilt shirts...

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:25:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry but if Rob Berg had semen that could actually penetrate a duvet then some manner of public transport warning should be posted in his area, lest he smear his semen on his fingers and molest the hapless women folk trying to get the bus.
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Theres a post in that awesome comment somewhere

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry but if Rob Berg had semen that could actually penetrate a duvet then some manner of public transport warning should be posted in his area, lest he smear his semen on his fingers and molest the hapless women folk trying to get the bus.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:07:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dunno, could've been funnier.
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That extra +1 I feel is earned if you translate Cauls French talk at the end.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Dunno, could've been funnier.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-26 01:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now THIS is art.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-07-26 00:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

never get tired of these





dont ever stop

Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now THIS is art.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because this was awesome, and I'll be stealing your work once. It's too late to stop me. The wheels are already in motion.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

At first I was all: WTF!? Have I been gone too long that I no longer get the in jokes at Uber.

Second thought: Inexplicable bouts of quickly repressed laughter (I'm too fucking manly to giggle)

Kudos..



Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-25 20:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

are oh ef el

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-07-25 19:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Spiderman comes through again!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-25 19:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-25 18:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

________

More punctuation, please, toe

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fuck you ;)

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-25 18:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Quality hate!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-25 18:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-25 18:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-07-25 18:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Stain" as a sound effect made me chuckle. Out loud.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-25 18:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<gently but firmly removes gas oven from TTOM's grip>

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-25 18:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish i was queer so i could get chicks dig guys that are queer guys that don't dig chicks that don't dig guys like me see i'm not queer i'm too ugly.

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More punctuation, please, toe.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish i was queer so i could get chicks dig guys that are queer guys that don't dig chicks that don't dig guys like me see i'm not queer i'm too ugly.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:04:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE PRETTY GODDAMNED FUNNY FOR A SHEEPFUCKER YOU SCRAWNY STERILE BASTARD.
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HAHAHAHAHA! I am actually weeping with laughter...and sadness. *wears gas oven for hat*

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE PRETTY GODDAMNED FUNNY FOR A SHEEPFUCKER YOU SCRAWNY STERILE BASTARD.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:01:03 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

You sure know how to lube up a circlejerk.
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Only the funny ones or the ones that involve horrible, horrible concepts...Caul usually involved in those last ones for some reason...

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You sure know how to lube up a circlejerk.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i have the Batman set.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-25 21:47:03 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think the clock says "Cake o'clock"
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Correct
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Daniel Radcliffe has black hair, Pete.
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*fails to care*

Also, when the hell are we getting Goblin tat pics?!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Endorsed by the Caulaincourt Society for French Speaking Fat Guy Hating Dog Rapists.


Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think the clock says "Cake o'clock"


Daniel Radcliffe has black hair, Pete. I spend alot of time lusting after his nubile teenage form.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


haha

Awesome.

I TOTALLY want those sheets.

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I'd be willing to bet that TTOM actually owns those sheets.

___________________


I'll take that bet.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cake o clock

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-25 21:39:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd be willing to bet that TTOM actually owns those sheets.
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Incorrect. Mine are Star Wars.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't read the clock...

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


haha

Awesome.

I TOTALLY want those sheets.

===================

I'd be willing to bet that TTOM actually owns those sheets.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bonus "joke" in the clock face

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 avec fromage

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


haha

Awesome.

I TOTALLY want those sheets.



Pfft. Now you tell me.

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