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Electrictoothsyndrome's Wet Dream (857 hits)

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Rating: -0.08 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2007-07-25 19:05:29 EDT




I'm here, baby, so let's stick it to the man! Wait, I'm the man!.jpg (43 kB)

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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahhaahahahahahahaha

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't get this, but I was watching TV and thought of you: I heard on the news that apparently Canadians CAN claim their mortgage payments. More to come as I find out details.

*logs back out*

***

This is half correct--to be eligible the mortgage must become a HELOC (home equity line of credit) then it can be deducted. If you're interested in this stuff--go check out Universal Life Coverage, used in combination with the HELOC it cuts peoples taxes by something like 50-75 %.

It's still grey area though, the governmnet will catch on, just like the income trust structure, then they'll regulate the fuck out of it and it'll be a loser.


Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This blew

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Wait, are you talking about the cafe in North Beach? The one with the awesome sandwiches?

Jesus Christ, what's the big deal? Sandwiches vs tourist hell. Sandwiches lose.


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Oops. Shitlink. Shoulda been this...

http://www.buenavistamotorinn.com/


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Most heterosexuals do.

Also, most people that live in SF know what BV means.

PS. A lot of people that live in the US do, too.

This tells you something about jack McCallum's social calendar. It's not real full.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-26 02:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love the BV

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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-26 00:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

B is for Buena


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Uh... http://www.allgetaways.com/hotels/hotel-detail.asp?hotelid=88686???


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-Call *824157752525- -Ask for the Shlongster- -no unblocked calls-
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

your sense of humor is getting sloppy

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit Joke











Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Most heterosexuals do.

Also, most people that live in SF know what BV means.

PS. A lot of people that live in the US do, too.

This tells you something about jack McCallum's social calendar. It's not real full.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-26 02:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love the BV

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-26 00:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

B is for Buena

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-07-26 04:38:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

i thought you were going to show a baby's arm holding an apple
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HAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i thought you were going to show a baby's arm holding an apple

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-25 19:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You got that right.

You never told me why you stiffed on the BV a few weeks ago, jack.

You missed out on great, heterosexual fun.

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For starters... I don't know what the hell the 'BV' is...


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You could be the first country to have a zombie warlord for president.

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According to most of Uber we're already there...


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You could be the first country to have a zombie warlord for president.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not going to bother making a post, but use your imagination...



Jack McCallum's Wet Dream

[cue picture of Adolf Hitler as president of the United States]

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That's excessive. Just because I don't support your pet candidate doesn't mean I'd want a dictatorship. Jesus Christ, I disagree with a shitload of Bush policies, why would I want something worse?


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't get this, but I was watching TV and thought of you: I heard on the news that apparently Canadians CAN claim their mortgage payments. More to come as I find out details.

*logs back out*

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Then my buddy who isn't doing it is gonna kick himself.


Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not going to bother making a post, but use your imagination...



Jack McCallum's Wet Dream

[cue picture of Adolf Hitler as president of the United States]


Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-25 22:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't get this, but I was watching TV and thought of you: I heard on the news that apparently Canadians CAN claim their mortgage payments. More to come as I find out details.

*logs back out*

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-25 20:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

unexpected

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-25 19:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd rather have Ron Weasley as president.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-07-25 19:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ron paul sans neck

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-25 19:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You got that right.

You never told me why you stiffed on the BV a few weeks ago, jack.

You missed out on great, heterosexual fun.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-25 19:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She
said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she
was really onto something.

-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-25 19:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

On-par hate.


Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.

Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer
Simpson.

Homer the Smithers