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I'm Opening My Own Restaurant (607 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.12 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Malone (View user info) at 2007-07-25 22:59:16 EDT


There is a very nice French/Belgium restaurant in Royal Oak, MI at 419 S. Main.

It's called Bastone Circa 1939, or Bastone for short as seen in the link below.

http://www.michiganbrewtour.com/Preview%20pics/bastone20.JPG


I've decided to open my own place across the street. It is going to be a German restaurant, called Bastone Circa 1941.


Tschüss!!





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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-13 10:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-26 00:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

awesomeness if you really did that
===
idiot

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-13 09:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Aryan blonde auto +2
===
stfu virgin

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-13 09:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Way to sign your comments, cunt.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where can a guy pick up an application for a job at Lucifer Industries?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Aryan blonde auto +2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110491#2483390


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


What about Bastone c.1944 ?

Those a GREAT beer mugs.


Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 nazi joke, +20000 hoooooot blonde

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Long time no see, homie.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cheers to the blondie with the delicious shelf of melons quaffing a giant beer. A girl after me own heart for sure.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That girl in the white really makes me throb.

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"Made me smile (+1)"

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That girl in the white really makes me throb.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've seen that place a million times...

...and I'm glad I'm back out on the west side again.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

too bad you won't have the beer to go with the food.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Add useful interpunction anywhere to improve my Relative Coolness Gradient below.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I suddenly like beer a whole lot better...

(you don't like beer?)

No, I don't get over it.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-26 02:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-26 00:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hahhaaahahaaha

awesomeness if you really did that

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-26 00:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I would like to stick ma brat in that blonde

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-26 00:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmm. Interesting. As an aside the bewbs on that blonde are just tops. That is all, please carry on and a hearty welcome back.

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, it's really me once again, your much loved and hated, Malone from Lucifer Industries. Rank appropriately.

BTW, it's nice to be back Uberists. I see the regulars are still...regulars, along with a few 10 thousand new writers since I was last here. ;)




Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Make sure everybody talks in a fake accent, mentions "the fuhrer", has a tiny swastica armband, and a big demotivational poster saying:

JEWS

They know what they did.


That'd be the best restaraunt EVER.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Interesting. I wonder who is behind this swarm of old timers returning from their travels. Are they truelly the ones who once held the names I remember from my days as a young Ubernaut or are they but alters, motes of dust on the wind of change that is Oathmeal?

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-25 23:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So would the building be half-destroyed with swastikas everywhere?


It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.

-- Homer Simpson
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