I Just Managed to Piss All Over Myself [Little Content] (1138 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.47 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bohme (View user info) at 2007-07-26 03:31:07 EDT
Not five minutes ago, I went to the bathroom to relieve myself.
Guess what?
My dick decides to pull some fancy fountain shit on me, thus pissing in two COMPLETELY OPPOSITE directions.
Well you can pretty much guess what happened from there.
Goddamn, I just wanted to get to sleep and this happens.
(I'll let you all ponder what the fuck was stuck in there.)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:40:54 EDT (#)
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quality.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-26 23:00:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-26 03:36:25 EDT (#)
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See what happens when you don't clean your pee hole?
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I use a diamond-tipped drill bit to clean mine.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-26 22:30:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-26 19:19:36 PDT (#)
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Bad news - you have super-gonorrhea. Put your affairs in order because you only have two or three days, tops.
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Something tells me "super-gonorrhea" isn't a real term...
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-26 22:29:51 EDT (#)
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Probably a filling from your boyfriend's mollar.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-26 22:19:36 EDT (#)
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Bad news - you have super-gonorrhea. Put your affairs in order because you only have two or three days, tops.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-26 17:37:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-26 17:09:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:41:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:28:07 EDT (#)
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P.S. Don't +2 your own posts douchebag. Even I, the nubiest of noobs know that one Dickface.
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I think you kinda took Shlongy's advice a little too close to yer heart there Yozz-man.
I mean, I think the e-rage you got boiling up here is impressive - but are you seriously giving someone shit for rating their own post?
Isn't that, um, silly?
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Yeah, probably. It was just an afterthought I threw out there.
I won't do it again, I promise.
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I'm glad we had this little chat.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-26 17:09:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:41:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:28:07 EDT (#)
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P.S. Don't +2 your own posts douchebag. Even I, the nubiest of noobs know that one Dickface.
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I think you kinda took Shlongy's advice a little too close to yer heart there Yozz-man.
I mean, I think the e-rage you got boiling up here is impressive - but are you seriously giving someone shit for rating their own post?
Isn't that, um, silly?
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Yeah, probably. It was just an afterthought I threw out there.
I won't do it again, I promise.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:41:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
P.S. Don't +2 your own posts douchebag. Even I, the nubiest of noobs know that one Dickface.
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I think you kinda took Shlongy's advice a little too close to yer heart there Yozz-man.
I mean, I think the e-rage you got boiling up here is impressive - but are you seriously giving someone shit for rating their own post?
Isn't that, um, silly?
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:33:13 EDT (#)
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P.S. That was the joke.
Seemingly bad post, so I gave myself +2.
And I'd do it again.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:28:07 EDT (#)
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P.S. Don't +2 your own posts douchebag. Even I, the nubiest of noobs know that one Dickface.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:14:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-26 13:42:08 EDT (#)
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Epic retard below.
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Duh. You obviously have not looked at my pic in the Uberdirectory.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:35:31 EDT (#)
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ALL BIG KIDS PEE THEIR PANTS!
IT'S THE COOLEST!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:19:35 EDT (#)
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I once pissed over my knee and wasnt completly horrified.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-26 13:57:26 EDT (#)
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God damn dicks and their fancy fountain shit.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-26 13:42:08 EDT (#)
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Epic retard below.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-26 13:31:40 EDT (#)
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Epic Fail
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:40:12 EDT (#)
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The worst is trying to piss with a hard on, if it happens to you just tell your brother not to be so hot then cut your wrists.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:54:15 EDT (#)
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if you didn't have so many pubes they wouldn't get in your urethrea
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-26 08:25:23 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah...everyone pondered this for hours.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-26 07:57:08 EDT (#)
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not even SPT worthy, man.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:01:22 EDT (#)
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Not five minutes ago, I went to the bathroom to relieve myself.
Guess what?
I've started growing hair in all manner of unexpected parts of my body!
Well you can pretty much guess my reaction. I immediatly started praying to Jesus and then called an ambulance.
Goddamn my impure body, I just wanted to get on with growing up and this happens.
(I'll let you all ponder what the fuck was stuck in there.)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-26 04:26:09 EDT (#)
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Whatever dude. I pee on myself all the time.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-07-26 04:26:01 EDT (#)
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Thanks for sharing
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 03:39:12 EDT (#)
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A marble? Or did you manage to upgrade to a pebble already?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-26 03:36:25 EDT (#)
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See what happens when you don't clean your pee hole?