How Posting On Ubersite Makes Me Feel (1306 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2007-07-26 09:47:25 EDT
Usually, after I've posted on Ubersite, I put on a moving movie theme real loud, such as the one attached below. Click on it and abandon yourself to the Truth.
Then I squint my eyes and tighten my jaw, like Goku when he's about to summon pre-apocalyptic dragonballZ. I sweep the horizon slowly, with my steel look, probably like Friedrich Paulus did when he overlooked Stalingrad during the german advance, and I tell myself how fucking great I am for bringing about so much revolution.
Then I imagine that the entire world is looking up to me, awaiting my orders before we storm government buildings to take back the power.
"HEAR MY SHRIEKING CRY, PLANET" I say to my followers, pointing up my buck knife in the sky.
Then a defeaning scream of biblical proportions comes out of my truthful mouth, with my chin slightly protuberating forward, pointing toward the idolating crowd below in order to affirm my virile superiority. I am the Norseman of change.
Then I imagine myself slowly turning around, and sprinting headfirst in the hallways in one of our institution. Have you seen the opening of Ninja Gaden on NES, when the ninjas sprint toward each others? Well, that's me.
The people, the mass, the world is flooding behind me. We are one. I am One. A torrent of Truth. Leaving only the nay-sayers dead in its path.
Our government officials are shivering in fear in their barricaded offices, their faces covered with worry and contrition. They will demand pity, but my judgement is terrible. Oh but so is my benevolence and virtuousness.
After this coup d'état, you will ask for guidance. Like a ravaged naked orphan, you will come to me, as you have done before. For truth, protection and security. And I shall rule over you as Earth's autocrat...forever.
Open your eyes.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-22 15:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Neither have I.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-22 14:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
never rated this
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:06:16 EDT (#)
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HEH
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-27 14:47:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
first post i've ever read by you
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fucking A.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-07-27 12:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a pile of funny.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-07-27 06:34:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-26 20:57:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2007-07-26 18:14:56 EDT (#)
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I fucking lost it at the Ninja Gaiden reference.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-26 17:20:35 EDT (#)
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Arms aloft as the camera spins around you, panning slowly back to show legions of dead enemies at your feet.
Indeed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-26 16:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This post frightens me.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-26 16:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this rules ETS
great.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:49:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:38:35 EDT (#)
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arguing about religion is fucking pointless.
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Really?
Abortion is wrong.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110519 (Inspired by Caul)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:35:06 EDT (#)
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rob berg feels threatened by this post
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:14:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:54:50 EDT (#)
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The post was alright though.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:54:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:47:26 EDT (#)
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other typical music of intensity : last mohican (promentory),
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That is on my I-pod, only to be broken out on runs in excess of 8 miles.
Just thinking about it makes me want to run around my office.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:54:04 EDT (#)
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-2 for the goku metaphor.
Anything even remotely pertaining to anime is a huge negative fucking two in my books.
You, and every other piece of shit that watches that japanimation bile-vomit should choke on fucking battery acid you worthless, festering pile of spunk.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:11:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-26 13:45:52 EDT (#)
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"Have you seen the opening of Ninja Gaden on NES, when the ninjas sprint toward each others?"
Holy fuck, I have. That was only THE best game that Nintendo ever made. This was awesome in more ways than 4.
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here's what i'm talking about : http://youtube.com/watch?v=LRvVYiLBFnQ
the way the ninjas run at a 45 degrees angle that would make u fall face first unless you run at 40 miles per hour, like a very intense person.
we used to imitate that scence with wood sticks. of course, we had an excuse for that gay melodrama...we were little kids.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:02:16 EDT (#)
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I have to say, I'm disapointed there is no matching english word for "déferler" (means surge, like a crowd or water surging into some place). 90% of the time, most literary french words have matching twin in english (or vice-versa) with only a different suffix.
i wanted to say: "we are one, deferlating, trampling the glacial marble of the establishment"
it could have daily usages as well...
"dude, those iphone are deferlating"
"imo deferlate on ur face, baby"
"those loose stools totally deferlated out of my ass"
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-26 13:45:52 EDT (#)
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"Have you seen the opening of Ninja Gaden on NES, when the ninjas sprint toward each others?"
Holy fuck, I have. That was only THE best game that Nintendo ever made. This was awesome in more ways than 4.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:57:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
first post i've ever read by you
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:39:50 EDT (#)
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GOLD!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:15:55 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:07:35 EDT (#)
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"HEAR MY SHRIEKING CRY, PLANET" I say to my followers, pointing up my buck knife in the sky.
Submitted by redbarchetta (user info) at 2007-07-26 12:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:57:32 EDT (#)
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I have to say, this was pretty funny.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:53:00 EDT (#)
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hahaha
this new Caulaincourt style suits me just fine.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:52:07 EDT (#)
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Hey caul, you didn't get banned? Super.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:47:26 EDT (#)
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other typical music of intensity : last mohican (promentory), requiem for a dream, robocop theme, gladiator (the battle) ... anything that makes immature men with pointless lives and shit jobs day dream about being great men.
http://tinyurl.com/yns24w
TROP INTENSE LE MEC! WHAT LE FUCK!?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I am the Norseman of change."
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HAHAHA!
Well done, my little Francophone friend.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
""HEAR MY SHRIEKING CRY, PLANET" I say to my followers, pointing up my buck knife in the sky"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I think I just peed myself.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
The typos made this reminiscent of 'all your base are belong to us.'
+2 for 'protuberating.'
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy awesomeness batman.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:33:03 EDT (#)
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fTw!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:26:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome.
I hate your endless whoring of Ron Paul. I hate your intellectual relativism.
But this was fucking amazing.
If B@W had an "amazing writing" section, I'd hold Bart's balls hostage to get this on there.
Fuck you and your goodness.
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Someone missed it. Must be 3' tall because that went WAY over his head.
And yet, he thinks he's smarter than the rest of us.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:23:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:00:08 EDT (#)
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This was awesome.
I hate your endless whoring of Ron Paul. I hate your intellectual relativism.
But this was fucking amazing.
If B@W had an "amazing writing" section, I'd hold Bart's balls hostage to get this on there.
Fuck you and your goodness.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:05:27 EDT (#)
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This was pretty good, Pierre.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:35:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:20:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto 'Show of Hands' +2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:10:52 EDT (#)
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+2 for the Stalingrad reference. I have 'Stalingrad' by Antony Beevor, great book.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:06:16 EDT (#)
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I hear 'send in the clowns'
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:05:27 EDT (#)
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This was pretty good, Pierre.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-26 10:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When ever I post I hear "The Final Countdown" playing in my head.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:58:54 EDT (#)
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Uh oh, Caul and Darko will have to join forces and battle against the odds, much like BatFink and Hai Karate or was that an aftershave.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:57:48 EDT (#)
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That is two days ina row caul!
I really thought he grew a sense of humor, guess not.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think you are kidding...
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:54:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has Caul lost his ratings?
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Ha! Qeeebecee gotcha!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:53:47 EDT (#)
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Has Caul lost his ratings?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:51:57 EDT (#)
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...*ejaculates*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:49:47 EDT (#)
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so much intensity. i'm gonna faint.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-26 09:49:36 EDT (#)
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Wait... isn't this how EVERYONE feels after they've just posted???