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Pussy of death with bonus GPF (563 hits)

Category: Humor
Labels: GPF

Rating: 0.14 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster:Your mum loves me (View user info) at 2007-07-27 04:37:45 EDT


An interesting story was brought to my attention this morning. Yeah i know C+V but i was only going to put a GIF in here so STFU and appreciate
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He is a two-year-old cat and looks innocent enough. But at the nursing home where he lives in the US state of Rhode Island, Oscar has developed a reputation as an angel of death.

Since being adopted as a kitten by staff at the advanced dementia unit of Providence's Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center, Oscar has revealed a rather morbid tendency to pick which patient is going to die next.

According to David Dosa, a geriatrician at Rhode Island Hospital in Providence, Oscar makes regular rounds, looking in on patients and giving them a quick sniff, before either moving on or settling down for a cuddle.

So accurate have his predictions been, that as soon as the white and tabby harbinger of death curls up with one of the patients, staff immediately start summoning family and clergy to the soon-to-be deathbed.

"No one dies on the third floor unless Oscar pays a visit and stays awhile," Dosa wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine.

"His mere presence at the bedside is viewed by physicians and nursing home staff as an almost absolute indicator of impending death, allowing staff members to adequately notify families," he added.

"Thus far, he has presided over the deaths of more than 25 residents."

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More info
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/25/death.cat.ap/

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 06:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Turning??

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-27 05:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 10:50:02 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop it!! Stop it!!

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You're turning into a bit of a strange person

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 05:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop it!! Stop it!!

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-07-27 05:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-27 05:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-27 04:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GPF needs to fucking die in a fire.



Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-27 05:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I read this this morning and thought about posting it.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-27 05:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

weird.

i saw some sort of tripe on TV last nite where a seeing-eye dog howled in an apartment and an hour after he stopped, someone wood die. did that three times, three deaths, until they tossed the poor blind black man to the street, who then got run over, with the dog, by a truck.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-27 04:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-27 04:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GPF needs to fucking die in a fire.
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Silence you shitty Alter

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-27 04:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What would you know pissy pants

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-27 04:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GPF needs to fucking die in a fire.


Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to ... Valhalla?" Lisa?

Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings go when they die.

Homer: Ooh, that's some ball.

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