Optimus owns your ass (856 hits)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-07-27 07:00:08 EDT
Act One > Google Transformers Gif
Act Two> Trawl through unbearable gobot gifs whilst pretending to produce a spreadsheet for work
Act Three> Sit there fascinated by a cartoon I used to watch as a kid
Act Four> Write some meaningless bollocks at the top of my message
Act Five> Attach Gif
Act Six> Submit
Act Seven> Await the masterful Shlongys wise comments
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-01 05:53:57 EDT (#)
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I do not recognise this cartoon as Transformers. This is that modern shite.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-01 03:25:16 EDT (#)
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Yes and no. Myself and the Bloke have our own company (office is our study at home) and contract out to the rail industry. He's currently on a contract and mine doesn't start till late August. Not that I'm bing lazy - I'm doing a part time degree at the Open University (Science - mostly quantum physics at the moment) and I'm still going to the odd meeting etc. So my time is mostly kind of my own at the moment
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Ahhh cool, sounds like a good situation. I was rubbish at all sciences apart from Maths (I consider that a form of science, I think!)
I hate meetings, I have loads at work and just register my disgust at having to go and they soon get the hint and don't invite me.
I may get told off later for having not started a powerpoint presentation............BWahahahahahaha
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-01 03:18:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 06:54:33 EDT (#)
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Arent you at work though!
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Yes and no. Myself and the Bloke have our own company (office is our study at home) and contract out to the rail industry. He's currently on a contract and mine doesn't start till late August. Not that I'm bing lazy - I'm doing a part time degree at the Open University (Science - mostly quantum physics at the moment) and I'm still going to the odd meeting etc. So my time is mostly kind of my own at the moment.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 06:54:33 EDT (#)
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Arent you at work though!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-31 06:41:45 EDT (#)
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Yep I'm good - the sun is shining...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 06:16:27 EDT (#)
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miserable sod
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-31 06:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The gayest Transformers scene ever.
Seriously; they metaphorically bump cocks, there's a giant explosion and the earth moves. Fucking sick.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 04:44:51 EDT (#)
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Whatever makes you think that! You cool?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-31 04:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you bored here hon?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ummm, is this a cartoon or a video game?
The only time I've ever heard of "Optimus" is when the Uber geeks have a geek-off discussion. And then, I usually -2 and go on my merry way.
Got any Flintstones? Barney Rubble...What an actor!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-27 14:49:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 14:09:51 EDT (#)
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Haha the film is a classic!!
Jazz' voice owns!!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-27 14:01:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-27 11:35:16 EDT (#)
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why the crappy japanimation cartoon. the original is where it's at
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-07-27 13:47:14 EDT (#)
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The original looked better. I loved that series. And the film! *reminisces*
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-27 11:35:16 EDT (#)
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why the crappy japanimation cartoon. the original is where it's at
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-27 09:52:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:39:19 EDT (#)
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needs some shoop de whoop.
i wonder if it will ever get to the CR?
i wonder if there was a easy bloc version of transformers?
a robot that transforms into a canoe, a cuban cigar or a soccerball.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bovvered. -2 me to death you swines. Im going.
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I ALWAYS oblige these.
don't ask if ya don't want it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:58:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-27 12:57:20 BST (#)
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HARRY POTTER DIES AT THE END!!!
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After getting a rimjob from Optimus.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:57:20 EDT (#)
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HARRY POTTER DIES AT THE END!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:56:12 EDT (#)
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Bovvered. -2 me to death you swines. Im going.
TO THE CINEMA!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:51:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 12:45:45 BST (#)
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My nickanme is Mr Trunk.
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By 'Trunk' you mean the suitcase of a mouse, yes?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:45:45 EDT (#)
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My nickanme is Mr Trunk.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:42:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 12:41:38 BST (#)
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That would be cool but pretty much guarentee a single life for the forseeable future.
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Behave, that's because of your micropeen.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:41:38 EDT (#)
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That would be cool but pretty much guarentee a single life for the forseeable future.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:39:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:34:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:06:25 EDT (#)
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Awesome. Has anyone else seen the Soundwave mp3 player? It's pretty fucking cool, I think I might buy one.
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/menu.aspx?menu=1256
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Only $94?
Thats awesome!
And it transforms!
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It reads mini SD, so far the biggest I've seen for this is about 8 gig's. So it can hold somewhere around 1000 songs
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:34:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:06:25 EDT (#)
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Awesome. Has anyone else seen the Soundwave mp3 player? It's pretty fucking cool, I think I might buy one.
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/menu.aspx?menu=1256
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Only $94?
Thats awesome!
And it transforms!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:24:45 EDT (#)
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So much for me having a go at stok/8track for not picking up sarcasm, let me please aim that comment at myself.
Maybe its time to quit.
Then maybe I would get some hits, not that anyone would ever try a dirty trick like that hey................
heh heh
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:19:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 12:09:39 BST (#)
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Surely about £75
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NO SHIT? IT WAS A JOKE, FAGGOT.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:09:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 12:08:29 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 12:07:25 BST (#)
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P-man at $175 I think i may pass!
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Dude, $175 is only like £10.
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Surely about £75
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:09:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:07:25 EDT (#)
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P-man at $175 I think i may pass!
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Yeah but thats for two of them, one only cost $94.00. But come on, it's an mp3 player AND fully functioning tranformer.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:08:54 EDT (#)
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He doesn't eat gypos.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:08:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 12:07:25 BST (#)
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P-man at $175 I think i may pass!
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Dude, $175 is only like £10.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:07:27 EDT (#)
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Surely this should have been a picture of Optimus eating me or something? Given my comment about his DEATH IN TRANSFORMERS on my post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:07:25 EDT (#)
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P-man at $175 I think i may pass!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:06:26 EDT (#)
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Like i guve a fuck what Mr WWE thinks!!
Not much chance of you suffering from oxygen starvation, guess you could get by on a couple of molecules a day Einstien, looking at you, becoming a vegetable would be a promotion.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:06:25 EDT (#)
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Awesome. Has anyone else seen the Soundwave mp3 player? It's pretty fucking cool, I think I might buy one.
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/menu.aspx?menu=1256
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:03:21 EDT (#)
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i guess it takes brains to locate sarcasm
hehe
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ooh slhongy give me a kiss