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Rating: 1.04 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-07-27 07:51:06 EDT




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Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yea, thats Jessica Beil.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-29 19:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks great now that she's not so manly.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-29 16:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-29 02:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

keep in mind that nerd-fighting with me is kind of like trying to talk to a guppy. I will remember nothing, mind you, NOTHING; from the night before when I commented while drunk on whatever it was that caught my eye, and the only thing that you do is confuse me the next day and make me waste time trying to figure out exactly what it was the fuck I said that pissed somebody I don't know off.

If I do indeed get to the bottom of it (probably not) I will then promptly forget about it almost instantaneously and immediately occupy myself with some more entertaining activity; say like shoving LSD directly into my into my anus and setting fire to my own pubes. After that I will light a reefer the size of a roman candle and howl at the moon until dawn.

I hope this explains things.

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-28 08:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hate and jealousy very obvious below.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-28 07:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-07-27 23:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shes got a wedgie, id help pick it

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-27 18:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so hot

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so how's your mom feel about you filming her like that?
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Quite possibly the most unintelligent/unwitting review, EVAR!
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Besides that one of course.

Post was 'meh' at best, but we'll let the crybaby alter antics bump it down to a -2.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-27 11:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heh i'm watching her on espn right now

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-27 11:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

me likey

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 10:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

KK, yeah you got it right.

man, i wonder if I'm attracted so much because she is built so muscular...and that makes me gay or something



shit damn

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-27 10:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Possibly the hottest woman in entertainment right now.
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True...


Angelina
Dita Von Teese
Charlize


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-27 09:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Possibly the hottest woman in entertainment right now.

________________

Who is that? Is that Jessica Biel?



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 09:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Are you spying on Mrs. Shlongy again?

That looks exactly like her ass.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-27 09:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like butts.

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahahaha @ chr15. It's been a lot longer than that, but you became an official member on that day.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so how's your mom feel about you filming her like that?
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Quite possibly the most unintelligent/unwitting review, EVAR!

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so i win something, then?

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Now that is a damn fine arse.

~ Chris, "hating" on sicosemen since 23/07/07

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Balls and weiners"

"your trash doesn't look very gay"

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so how's your mom feel about you filming her like that?
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Quite possibly the most unintelligent/unwitting review, EVAR!

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so how's your mom feel about you filming her like that?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-07-27 13:33:50 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I kept waiting for something really horrific to happen. Disappointed.

_________________________________________________

Except no disappointment.

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Meh, I've got me one of those on my lady friend.

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I kept waiting for something really horrific to happen. Disappointed.

_________________________________________________

Except no disappointment.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Possibly the hottest woman in entertainment right now.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-27 08:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Ok....

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is a nice butt.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 07:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I kept waiting for something really horrific to happen. Disappointed.


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Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty
dollars here.

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