Heaven is boring! Hell is a party. (606 hits)
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Submitted by Bad Globe (View user info) at 2007-07-27 10:28:10 EDT
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is awesome
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is pretty funny
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-29 09:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kind of an abrupt ending, but still good.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 04:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking awesome, people are stupid if they don't love it.
I actually didn't like the kicking hitler thing though, the general joke where hitler is physically abused in hell seems overdone.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-07-28 04:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Which one has skeeball?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-07-27 23:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....forgot the 2
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-07-27 23:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heaven for climate, hell for company....
auto +2 for the shakespere einstien
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
See...hell ain't such a bad place to be.And this site is the vehicle.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahahahahah...eck!hack!,toke,toke
Yup,eeeer,eeeer,take this fuckin roach it's burning my finger!
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-07-27 18:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed at crazy Shakespeare/Einstein
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did I ask if you "were taken"???
No. I don't give a shit about that.
All of the Uber broads who have blown Shlongy are "taken".
Like THAT matters.
All I care about is:
1) Show me your hole
b) Send me an email with some naked pictures, but ONLY if you weigh less than 128lbs
3) Will you gargle my jizz?
W/B...Kbye!
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Submitted by badglobe (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am a woman and I'm taken.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zara- do you have tits and a shaved vagina or are you just another Uber minimum-wage earning virgin with a microscopic penis and premature ejaculation problems, even while jacking off?
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Submitted by badglobe (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi Schlongy, I'm Zara...I am new to this site, I am happy that you liked my first post. :D
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what the...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Zara- do you have tits and a shaved vagina or are you just another Uber minimum-wage earning virgin with a microscopic penis and premature ejaculation problems, even while jacking off?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know who the fuck you are but I can't minus this. It wasn't too shabby.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-07-27 13:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-27 11:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'supirsingly' ; that's a new one!
funny.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-27 11:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-27 11:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The "Today's Events in Hell" did it for me. Shouldn't the piss patch be yellow? Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-27 11:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What if Heaven is like one giant bake off and swap meet, and hell is like a giant heavy metal concert with an enternal pit bbq and never ending beer kegs.....
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-27 11:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good first post, if somehow vaguely familiar.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-27 11:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I chuckled at 'Einstein'.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-27 10:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
amused me
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-27 10:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**gets in the 'kick hitler' line**
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 10:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i kept waiting for this to get good.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-27 10:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 10:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The events in hell sound interesting.