Bath and shave your Armpits... before going to public places (401 hits)
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Submitted by candy floss (View user info) at 2007-07-27 15:20:39 EDT
Maybe one day...
I will be less vulgar
I will say I'm sorry
I will take into consideration your feelings,
I will say I love you....
Till that day:
You remain nothing but a useless fucker, with dry skin...!! Muahhhahahahaha
haha... anyway....
So like...
I decided to get on the train today... (Just doing my part for the environment)
Listening to my Ipod on full blast (trying to piss people off)
Arrive at the platform, only to find thousands and thousands of corporate-ass-fuckers aligned by the edge waiting for the train...
Train arrives within a minute and as soon as the doors open...
Corporate-ass-fuckers all decide to rush in at once...
Unfortunately for me, I managed to squeeze myself in just before the door closed..... (Hoping that my butt won't obstruct the doors from closing)....
*****Things got worse*****
Once in the train, I brace myself for the journey:
On my right there was a guy who smelt as if He'd Smuggled 10 onions in each armpit...... literally
On my left, there was a guy that clearly bathed in lynx....
Natural survival instinct told me to bask in the smell of lynx if I'm ever to survive...
Lucky for me, the onion smuggler managed to get a seat...
Unfortunately, an Indian guy decided to stand in front of me and pretend to faint in my direction every 10 seconds.....
POINT IS:
How am I supposed to do my part for society... if society stinksss ehhh?
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:38:49 EDT (#)
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huh, i didn't think this was THAT bad.... but what the fuck do I know.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:53:41 EDT (#)
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fart
Submitted by badglobe (user info) at 2007-07-29 15:51:24 EDT (#)
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That was better than you others...so I will have pitty.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:00:52 EDT (#)
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I see you've never dealt with the likes of MARTA. I'll take businessmen over the woman who obviously wet herself, standing by the door for all to see, any day.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:36:18 EDT (#)
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If I don't like to bath can I bathe?
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:08:32 EDT (#)
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Was...was this poetry? Parody? Satire? Scathing critique?
Ah, okay. Shit. I get it now.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:56:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:49:19 EDT (#)
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Natural survival instinct told me to bask in the smell of lynx if I'm ever to survive...
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Natural survival instinct told you to inhale chemicals over biological matter? Bollocks.
And what Crystle said.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:48:19 EDT (#)
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If the smell of society annoys you, feel free to hold your breath for a half hour or so.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:39:35 EDT (#)
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Don't forget to shave your stinky box, too.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:29:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:21:38 EDT (#)
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EPIC LULZ
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:23:08 EDT (#)
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"corporate-ass-fuckers"
Um...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:22:40 EDT (#)
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here is a note: "Listening to my Ipod on full blast (trying to piss people off)"
Doesn't piss people off, they aren't paying attention. The only thing that does is blow out your eardrums
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:21:38 EDT (#)
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EPIC LULZ
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
EPIC LULZ