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Submitted by scourge (View user info) at 2007-07-27 16:08:06 EDT
Why waste a dollar?
I have a much better solution for you...
Uberboard costs you a solid American buck. I realize this is quite the expense for some of you working class slugs. You can buy, like...TWO Miller Genuine Drafts for that!
God knows all you keyboard warriors need to get as drunk as possible to erase the gnawing realization that your life is a pathetic wasteland. And it'll take you a LOT of shitty beer to get to the level you need to get to.
So, I have formulated a 12 Step Plan, just for you!
1.) I hurt your feelings.
2.) You cry about it like a little bitch for a while.
3.) You wipe up your tears and drippy nose with that sock you ejaculated into last night in place of a human vagina.
4.) You plot revenge in the form of an ever so witty comeback!
(This is where the plan will both deviate from what you normally do, and save you money!)
5.) You contact me via email at uberscourge.at.gmail.com. This email will include a few pieces of information, as follows:
5a.) What I did to make you contemplate suicide.
5b.) Your cutting verbal retort. (if you are unable to formulate a retort on your own, I will draft one for you at a small additional cost!)
5c.) A tissue for me to wipe the tears of laughter out of my eyes that resulted when I realized what a gigantic fucking toolbag you are.
6.) Upon receipt of this email I will respond with a short form that needs to be completed and returned to me. This form will ask you to PayPal to me the sum of $0.25 to an account which will be revealed in the response. (In the event that my writing services were employed to draft a retort for you, an additional fee of $0.10 will be levied against you.)
7.) I will, upon receipt of the agreed to fee, leave a review upon THIS post which includes one (1) witty retort, and one (1) -2 rating. This will be done with my FlakMonkey account to ensure that I suffer MAXIMUM DAMAGE & HUMILIATION.
8.) This post will show up on MRR and showcase to the world at large both what a horrific meanie I am and what a super witty and cool user you are! (you know, if you had had the necessary bravery to actually post it under your own username. said level of bravery is nil, btw.)
9.) You will masturbate furiously until such time as you have masturbated into the palm of your hand. You will then smear the ejaculate all over your face, throat, and upper chest. This is what you call your 'victory dance'.
10.) You will cry yourself to sleep after stuffing copious amounts of gravy and pork fat into your lard choked throat and realizing that not only are you going to bed alone, but you are going to die alone.
11.) You are still a loser.
12.) You commit suicide.
AND THAT IS IT FOLKS!
You spend 1/4 of the money, wound me(hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha), maintain your anonymity and ever so important 'Uber Street Cred', and rid the world of your worthless genes all in one easy plan.
Sign up now!
User Reviews
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-06-18 12:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-18 12:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I'M HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL MELTDOWN.
SAVE ME JESUS.
nevermind. it's passed.
i think i'm going to make it.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-18 12:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok gotcha....i have a hard time reading you since the last time.
coupled with hadley's stance that I'm nothing but an asshole, makes it hard for me to tell if people know i'm just kidding around.
game on
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-18 12:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i do? i'm just in the same back and forth with you we always have when we bother to notice each other.
don't assign any more emotion to me than what you yourself are experiencing (hopefully none), you big galoot. if fat or ugly comments were going to rile me up i guess it would have done so before the ten thousandth one rolled around.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-18 12:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dunno you just seem easily offended/butthurt today
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-18 12:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what on earth are you talking about, you nincompoop?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh I get it.....this is Angryscourge or doesn'tplaywellwithothersscourge
let me know when fun scourge comes back
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
will do, bucky.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no i won't but keep holding on to hope for me
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha...fat comments from a guy who lost 60 lbs to weigh in at 200 when he's only 5' 8" don't really carry a lot of weight. but hey, way to be the exact same person you have been since you got here. keep it up. i'm sure one day you'll matter in some small way.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard: FatTony:make sweet love to me fatman.Love Scourge. PS:I too have 'glandular' problem.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, you missed it, muddy. the 20 comments you left on it from when i posted it a YEAR ago must be some sort of optical illusion.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will keep the faith.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, soon enough.
i have the majority of the pictures resized. it's a matter of slapping them all together and making the whole thing look pretty.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
must have missed this stellar production the other day
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHEN are you going to post Uberdirectory??
It feels like ages has passed since last call.
I need advance notice so I can start my course of lithium to cope with the abuse hurled at my pork jelly face :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uberboard: Scourge is a fat ugly pussy
this is lazy, sloppy work and quite frankly i expect and deserve better. and for future reference, don't capitalize my name. it makes it so much more aggressive than i want it to be.
i am a meek and mild mannered person.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-06 21:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard: LOL http://www.ubersite.com/m/115977#2685646 What a little pussy cry baby whiner (and fat, too!)
wonder which winner posted this one?
momless and (supposedly) banned?
-OR-
dickless and banned?
could be someone else entirely i suppose but my money is on microcock as the one parented roid rager usually doesn't go the fat route. careful there, warehouse boys don't make much and i don't wanna see you spend your hard earned $9/hour on me when there are roofies and wigger clothes wanting purchased.
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It sounds A LOT like HurtByTheSun.
Scourge, you need to get some kind of award. Most Cheap Shots Taken At nomination from me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard: LOL http://www.ubersite.com/m/115977#2685646 What a little pussy cry baby whiner (and fat, too!)
wonder which winner posted this one?
momless and (supposedly) banned?
-OR-
dickless and banned?
could be someone else entirely i suppose but my money is on microcock as the one parented roid rager usually doesn't go the fat route. careful there, warehouse boys don't make much and i don't wanna see you spend your hard earned $9/hour on me when there are roofies and wigger clothes wanting purchased.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA UR SO FAT BASED ON LIEK 1 PIC EVAR LOLZZ
I like the fact that the ever so slight difference in spacing shows that whoever left it took care to type it out separately for each time he gave Bart a dollar, which was obviously at least twice. He must have been REALLY intent on making sure you saw it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
apollo has his moments, doesn't he?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uberboard: "Scourge is the work of the whoring classes."-Oscar Wilde (apollo)
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That line is fantastic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sometimes, like in this case, "Less is more".
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard: scourge is fucking fat
now you guys are just getting lazy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-07 11:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard: "Scourge is the work of the whoring classes."-Oscar Wilde (apollo)
i am unable at this time to make this sentence make sense at this time, but it has something to do with apollo loving me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-22 16:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I suggest a nice Chenin blanc.
http://www.bcwinelover.ca/quails-gate-estate-winery-chenin-blanc-2006
...is especially good.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-22 16:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge, you big silly, everyone knows you're putting those messages up there yourself.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uberboard:
Anyone else notice how scourge is being an even bigger pussy than usual? What whine goes with fish?
i guess this is from mom-less bret, who has spent 100s of dollars on me up there at this point and managed to cry about me after not even being here for months.
or maybe this is from his life partner simon, a.k.a. Lauren Hanley's best friend, as part of his fake quitting ubersite period.
period. hahahaha
unintentional, and hilarious, double meaning.
anyway, i only wish i had captured all the other messages that dynamic duo left up there for me. i have to be the single most uberboarded user ever at this point. maybe second after urbane, but it's GOT to be close
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-21 11:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
almost forgot! another wasted dollar
uberboard: Scourge is fat and ugly. His wife, too. I won't even go into his kids. (until they're older)
i'm trying to save you guys money here!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-19 16:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112388#2557404
Okay, I did read... mostly. I skimmed really. But I got the gist. And yes, i think it would be super if you got to rake in a little cash at the expense of idiots. And yes, I am also happy that Bart gets a little pocket change off the special ed students on this site.
And uh, oh I don't know. Hire me if the biz takes off. I'll gladly keep tabs on the monkeys who pay, and I can manage books or something.
YOU TOO CAN MAKE BAZILLIONS ON TEH INTERNET!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh noes! abuse of da board!
"scourge is a fat fucking pussy with an ugly-ass wife and mongoloid kids"
I see your point though, someone did actually waste a dollar on that little gem, and no one else shelled out to get it off the front pages.
Then again, "profanity is next to flattery" so you can at least take comfort in the fact that uber got a dollar, and you got infamy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-17 16:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uberboard: scourge is a fat fucking pussy with an ugly-ass wife and mongoloid kids
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice feint, Matt http://www.ubersite.com/m/111662#2523042 COUNTDOWN TO MELTDOWN T MINUS 30
Jonny, (or someone pretending to be him. who knows or cares? either way, the utter gayness of this stands..)was this really worth a buck?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-10 17:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
With the obsessive stalker track record you have I guess I can expect phone calls at work and plenty of disturbing uberboard messages in the future eh?
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well, if that's what you want, then...okay!
I honestly have no idea of who you are, but the thought of you becoming completely unglued and melting down Oathmeal-style is...intriguing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-30 17:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard: Price check on Vagisil, 32 ounce http://www.ubersite.com/m/100635#2511687
another wasted dollar. you people are SOOOOO financially zany. why not save some money?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-19 11:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-18 18:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
zippydancer...or whatever the fuck that guys name is...thinks he's really 'cool' and 'outrageous' when really he's just the kid who let my drink stay empty too long and lost himself a tip. this could explain his litttle outburst of impotent, childish anger.
run along and try to impress someone else with your 'edginess', you fucking little boy bitch.
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<3
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
definitely jealous.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jealous below
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, you two...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love you so much you big fuzzy bear.
let's have a hug.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if i said 'your mom' would that give it away?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm not in hiding, cumguzzler
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're giving yourself away by using some of your own very recognizable language below.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i have it on good authority (brdn, but i won't mention names) that scourge smokes a lot of pole.
not just the occasional 'meet you at the 7-11 bathroom for a hummer and a kiss' but the like 'holy fuck you're insatiable dude, carrying a dildo just to satisfy your need to have something phallic in your mouth is crazy' kind of way
damn dude.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uh huh
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard http://www.ubersite.com/m/110717#2491340 My feelings are hurt :( -Scourge
another dollar wasted. you people should donate this money to charity or something.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard http://www.ubersite.com/m/100899#2386704 Waaaaah! They cheated my poem! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
another wasted dollar. i guess simon is riled up. i should realy quit rattling the basr of his cage.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110566#2488003
Using alters to get a little retal, are we? You should be well aware that ratings mean nothing to me, bucko. If you want to get at me, at least put some effort into it.
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Are you serious? Get a grip, you paranoid egomaniac. Guess what, scourge! I'm everyone online, EVAR!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how is it cliche?
are you sure you're an ordinary chick and not a trisomic chick? or maybe you're a trisomic guy. it seems like you don't altogether understand the meaning of that word you used...are you sure your name isn't simon?
Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a pretty cliche post and if it is not you are not a very nice person.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DEAR GOD NO!
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow you just want to be me don't you?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-29 21:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nailed it.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-29 20:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hmph
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-29 18:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-29 16:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-07-28 14:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, I heard that you are a douchebag....?
I like you well enough, though. I think. I can't remember.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-28 01:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sign me up
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-07-27 23:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as if youd even bother writing this.
get outside.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-27 23:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
When you piss me off, I just get all huffy and "quit" Ubersite for a few days. Because Lord knows I have to save my pennies for important stuff, like cigarettes and... um... cigarettes.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-07-27 23:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty fucking funny.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-27 23:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea, scourge.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-28 10:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Turns out today's my uberversary, apparently.
Celebrate my awesome, fuckers.
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Okies.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Turns out today's my uberversary, apparently.
Celebrate my awesome, fuckers.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sure,sure....you're as transparent as this window i'm looking out of
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Failed pseudo-troll below.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-27 19:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha, way to react to an apparent set-up. Hook, line, sinker. I'm going to need a soup to go, please.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 19:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwww...now we know who has been leaving all those messages. thanks sicosemen, you fucking braindead loser. still sad bart banned all your alters you brainless fuck?
get a life.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-27 18:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-27 18:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So how the fuck does this work?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 18:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
NO.
I have learned my lesson and will never do anything ban worthy again. bart loves me now. he even invited me out for dinner. (i said no.)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
RE-BAN SCOURGE!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pass it to Hads? Are you kidding?
Like I'd do something like that.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If roidspazz reaches #12, I'LL Paupal you $0.25.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge blows
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That could be a great username
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't retort. I just tort and leave the rest to God.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge blows
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
witty retort
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flawless plan.
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I agree. Now STOP writing those things about me on uber board.
I skipped the bar and came straight home where the cheaper good beer was. And my wife left immediately. So 'm bored.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
email sent ladylady
you can pass that on to hads and him only
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
crystlesun
g mail
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then how can you be contacted, good emo boy?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
um...hate to say it but....I have no one's email addy's anymore
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
speaking of alters, anyone got a better username I can have?
this one blows and still stinks of Cookielass
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You may want to check the reviews on this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/109205. There may be some good ideas. Up until Particle_man fell for that "remove a post" bullshit, I was seriously considering Triangle_man, arch nemesis of Particle_man, as he suggested. Good thing I'm a proscratinator - what a fuckin noob.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
subtle?
anything better than 'EmO'
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Emo - email me.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beer o clock for me. have a good weekend all.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how subtle do you want it?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine's banned
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
speaking of alters, anyone got a better username I can have?
this one blows and still stinks of Cookielass
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really miss BAMF. I wish he's spend more time with us.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sadly, that was sung by a youthful Drew Barrymore in a very very terrible '80's version of Babes in Toyland.
Only I don't think she was old enough to qualify as a "babe" per se. She's cute now, though.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinsinnnati,
it's really natti,
It used to be Cin, but now it's CINCIN- ATTI...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Capitalism at its nerdiest.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cincinattianianiehfvdscinsd....... uh however you say that...... who wants cowpies in exchange below.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY... HOW COME I WASN'T ON ANY OF YOUR CIRCLE JERK / ALTER LISTS!!!!!
*feels left out*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh-Oh Ghola. Been bouncing checks again, have we?
You naughty, Dirty minx, yo--
...
*mentally checks blood-alcohol level*
**slinks away in shame**
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheesehead who loves BBQ sauce below
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ANSWER ME MATT!! DID I GET A GOOD HANDFUL?!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hence the giggles.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flawless plan.
My name's on MVA; apparently, I'm very important. (Orgasmatron is locked in my basement.)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thinking of Barry as tiny made me giggle
i am not elfin in any way shape or form crystle dearest
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too bad "Pullo doesn't play on the uberboard any more.
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Broke Georgian below
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i tried to post something on it one time.
apparently uber says my check card is NO GOOD.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That explains tucking your pants into your boots perfectly, Slappy.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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HEY! MIND THE RATING! MY UBER ACCOUNT IS MY LIFE YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
I'M GOING TO THE BAR.
HAVE A HAPPY WEEKEND ALL YOU MAGICAL COMPUTER ELVES. DO STEP 12 IF YOU'D LIKE!
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CAN I COME WITH YOU?
I WILL BUY FIRST ROUND AND EVERY SECOND ROUND THEREAFTER JUST AS GOD AND THE GOOD REV JESSE JACKSON INTENDED.
ughh I feel sick.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and just for teh non-existent record, I have yet to post ANYTHING on teh damn uberboard.
I actually didn't even know what it was 'til a doy or so ago.
...Yeah, I'm that dim.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes Emo....grab that ram by the horns...
That camwhore would make the NRA proud.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thinking of Barry as tiny made me giggle
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
listen fuckwhistle, I don't give a twisted shit about your rating
dive off a building you fucking non email responding ninkompoop
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GLAD TO SEE HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR TWO BELOW.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have the ears for it, Tiny
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is there a friends and family discount? did you fulfill your end of the deal the other day? cause I kept up my end of the bargain but if you didn't then I will have to rescind the service rendered and instead fully enjoy it, post fondle, myself.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i do like to think of myself as a magical computer elf.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, maybe it's beacause I'm well on my way to getting completely shitfaced, but this made me laugh.
+2 for you, cockmonger...
;P
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
==
HEY! MIND THE RATING! MY UBER ACCOUNT IS MY LIFE YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
I'M GOING TO THE BAR.
HAVE A HAPPY WEEKEND ALL YOU MAGICAL COMPUTER ELVES. DO STEP 12 IF YOU'D LIKE!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn it Emo, you were supposed to be crying and cutting there.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle below
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
listen folks, i know you all need your fix of me...but seriously its hard to find time when you're living a rockstar's life.
the women, the drugs, the money, the celeb status is nearly enough to kill a man.
can't you be happy saying that you knew me when
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just print to use?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about if I just email you a box of Kleenex instead?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about if I just email you a box of Kleenex instead?
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I don't spank my monkey THAT much.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you seriously have 10 emails already?
how many weren't from me begging you to.. oh.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 13:16:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should find a time to hit me up off Uber sometime. Ain't heard anything from you in a long time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about if I just email you a box of Kleenex instead?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man, i crack me up.
and that's the only fucking thing that matters.
i have 10 emails already. i stepped on a lot of dick nerves i guess.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Too much paperwork.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my name is constantly up there.
oathmeal, i'm sure.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should find a time to hit me up off Uber sometime. Ain't heard anything from you in a long time.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
of course it's mine, what do you mean?
i am offering a public service!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's an awesome victory dance.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hads, how's it going man, long time no...um...type I guess
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank God my classic reviews and ratings are still FREE for Uber to enjoy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Emo. We going to go skiing in the Poconos sometime?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is this yours?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Home who needs help starting a college fund below.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard:Scourge is a fucking homo whose self image is tied to his uber account
AND ANOTHER WASTED DOLLAR! YOU COULD HAVE DONE BOTH OF THESE PLUS TWO -2S FOR FIFTY CENTS!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard Newsflash: You're a douchebag http://www.ubersite.com/m/110556#2485948 Fucking pussy
see? a wasted dollar.