Emus can't pick up their dreams aka what else can I fart on (358 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.44 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Isaac Tootin (View user info) at 2007-07-27 19:44:32 EDT
One time I was on the side walk...
I didnt have anything to do really except smoke cigarettes....
smoke cigarettes and imagine myself farting....
on people...
and possibly there pets.
There was a lady at the bus stop...
she was roughly 45 and pretty ragged looking...
and in my mind she was roughly gagging on a ragged fart...
Im talking clenching my ass cheeks so hard on her nose that she is forced to breath the stink into her mouth....
then she got on the bus....
I really miss her....
I bet I could chop someone's head off with a stop sign if I needed to.
Jesus cries for all the emus....
No wings to catch their soaring dreams....
No arms to raise their self-esteem....
Jesus cries for the emus...
cause they can't wipe away their tears
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-29 16:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2007-07-28 16:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scrapmetal is about to have a union with my cock and his tonsuls and have a remainder of shame
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-28 09:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Either take your meds and write coherently or stop taking them and write entertainingly. This is not the union, this is the remainder.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-28 08:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-28 02:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Emus are just funny
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-27 23:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to give a +2 to any post involving emus. It's in my contract. Also, this was funny.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-27 19:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Their