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Rating: -0.85 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ORANGE-SAN, PIZNOTCH!!!!! (View user info) at 2007-07-27 21:13:07 EDT


Why the fuck not?

"I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy."

mmm Delicious pasta no?

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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-28 05:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

posted last week probly.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-28 02:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

EPIC FAIL


Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-28 01:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

better luck next time

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-07-27 22:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-27 21:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110098
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Damn, guess I better pay more attention.

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-07-27 21:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

SHOWERS RULE!

Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-27 21:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

"I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. Then I spread my butt cheeks with both hands and say "Fuck MY Asshole!"

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-27 21:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110098

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-07-27 21:20:47 EDT (#)
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