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Forgive them, they know naught what huge douchebags they are (camwhore) (1424 hits)

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Rating: 0.75 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2007-07-28 02:46:26 EDT


And all because of the slip of a pinky finger.



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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-05 03:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You Sir are a taco short of a combo plate, however your smile absolves you of a -2.
heh

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-05 02:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I used to drink in that bathtub and throw my nephew's toy letters at the wall (they'd stick to it when wet, that's why it was a bathtub toy you moron) until they made a word.

It was really entertaining.

Apparently going through my old posts is as well, huh.


Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:25:33 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I just want to know if that wallpaper is reflective, as in foil. I've only seen wallpaper like that one other time and it was in a bathroom. And you look like a smarmy dude who's unsure of his sexuality.
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It's funny you should say that, you can't see in the picture, but the blood coming out of my anus isn't fake.

I don't ever remember thinking the wallpaper was particularly reflective.

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I just want to know if that wallpaper is reflective, as in foil. I've only seen wallpaper like that one other time and it was in a bathroom. And you look like a smarmy dude who's unsure of his sexuality.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-29 16:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

little. yellow. different.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-29 16:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 20:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, Shlongy hasn't been voted "Best Uber Reviewer" three years running for nothing.

Imagine the damage I could do if I ever actually READ a post other than my own.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 19:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 15:57:21 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, sorry..that's "body paint"?

I knew you were a fag but I didn't look at this grotesque picture long enough to surmise that.

Once again...Sorry, Picasshole.
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Apology accepted.

I guess that was better, but you didn't even use the fact that I let a grown man and a five year old paint me, there's all kinds of disgusting, hurtful things you could have said.

But you saved it with "Picasshole"



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 18:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, sorry..that's "body paint"?

I knew you were a fag but I didn't look at this grotesque picture long enough to surmise that.

Once again...Sorry, Picasshole.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 16:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My friend and nephew (he's five, and really weird on top of being totally great) painted on the darker parts. Then I stood in the bathtub that's in that picture, and we poured fake blood on my shoulders, that part turned out better than we thought it would. I shouldn't even reveal this because of the village people comment, but the "black eye" is mascara (we decided it would be bad if we painted my eye). If you look closely, there's actually some glitter (probably going to regret typing that), here's a link of a better shot of it for laughs -

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j244/MeanMrMichael/soawesomeallthetime.jpg

Um, the loincloth was made out of some gigantic sheet or something that we had been using to project movies onto in our back yard. It was very short on me when we were done with it, and very fucking cold. Also, the crown of "thorns" hurt pretty bad if I wasn't careful. My friend Heather decided to steal it and put it on, then quickly changed her mind when her forehead started bleeding.

And yeah, that is definitely me.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-28 13:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<3 below

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-07-28 13:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

veruschka is cool.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is that all painted on? have you heard of veruschka?



what are you wearing as trousers? looks like a nappy to me

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like my frind Fish.




Except for all the Jesus get up of course.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

pps: not only are you learning about blank posts, you're also camping on your own posts, both of which you got on my case for! hi, haiku!


srsly why do i like you

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

and btw, you misused "naught."

just say "not" in this case.

still cute, though. try posting a camwhore next without all the gore and you'll get a 2 from me, I promise!!!!!11112@@!!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ps: is that really you? cos if it is, you're cute.


not as cute as me, of course, but cute.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

dude...wtf

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-28 11:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-28 11:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Uhhh, okay...



Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 11:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Set myself up for it rather.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 11:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 05:57:25 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh

Hey look...It's the Village People!
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That didn't seem to make any sense, you should have went with a joke about body painting, I set you up for it perfectly.

Next time.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 08:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh

Hey look...It's the Village People!

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-28 07:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You carry yourself with great aplomb.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-28 05:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You have a nice smile, O Lord, Son of God.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 03:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-28 00:42:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

....You Sir, have balls made of cast iron.
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To be fair, I don't know if I could have done it without alcohol.

Oh, and "George" from http://www.ubersite.com/m/110295 did all of the body painting (I feel bad if I don't give people credit for things). Oh! I forgot that "Ashton" did the lower half of my left ribs. Good kid.

Thanks though.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-28 03:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

....You Sir, have balls made of cast iron.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 03:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-28 00:32:59 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Cool.

yet strangely masochistic. If you weren't goin'for Jesus, who were you going as?

That is some strange fucking shit. Brave/Stupid.

Good on ya.
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Oh, no, I was definitely Jesus, that's why it's the best costume ever. However, it was more of a joke than anything, kind of sort of making fun of the Passion of blah blah blah.

Most certainly not trying to represent Jesus to show what he went through or anything like that, which is what I felt random black lady implied.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-28 03:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 03:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-28 00:08:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

toga party gone bad?
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Nope, just the best Halloween costume ever. Or at least MY best costume ever. Inspired by mild uber crucification, with the intention of mildly amusing.

I walked around all night like that (no shoes), until I passed out. Apparently I was hitting on some girl dressed as a bee, I don't remember much of that night though.

I do remember a trip to the liquor store in a rather rough neighborhood in which random people were taking pictures of me with their camera phones. One elderly black lady was particularly excited about my costume, praising me for "representing the man upstairs" (which wasn't my intention). And here I was anticipating an intense ass beating.

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Cool.

yet strangely masochistic. If you weren't goin'for Jesus, who were you going as?

That is some strange fucking shit. Brave/Stupid.

Good on ya.


Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 03:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-28 00:08:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

toga party gone bad?
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Nope, just the best Halloween costume ever. Or at least MY best costume ever. Inspired by mild uber crucification, with the intention of mildly amusing.

I walked around all night like that (no shoes), until I passed out. Apparently I was hitting on some girl dressed as a bee, I don't remember much of that night though.

I do remember a trip to the liquor store in a rather rough neighborhood in which random people were taking pictures of me with their camera phones. One elderly black lady was particularly excited about my costume, praising me for "representing the man upstairs" (which wasn't my intention). And here I was anticipating an intense ass beating.



Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-28 03:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

toga party gone bad?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-28 03:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


yeesh


Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-28 02:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What the fuck!?


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love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?

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