How dare this faggot (896 hits)
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Submitted by Freakin-A (View user info) at 2007-07-28 11:08:20 EDT
Look i've been surfing uber for some time now and, until now I haven't been posting, but recently I found this piece of trash talking about me in real life. What I mean is, I read this post some asshole wrote and i'm disgusted about it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110481
Any of you read it? Complete utter and fucking lies. In case you haven't caught on by now, I'M the victim in that story, that's right the so called "Emo Fag 1" Fuck that pussy ass bitch for calling me that. Any who, here's how it went.
See, me and my bro just got back from taking our chicks to the movies. Spent all our lawn mowing money on the tickets and the pop corn and you get the picture. So, the girls decided to treat us to some dinner at Jack in the Box, we figured why not, it's cheap it's close and it's 24/7. So first one we see we stop at. When we get in, we see his faggot ass at the counter staring into the sun. Were like "Wtf is this guy on?" of course he has to be doing drugs or a convict or something, what kind of a person works at a fastfood place amirite? Well me and my bro were still deciding on what to get and our chicks decide to go to the bathroom. We thought we knew what we wanted, but then when the girls got back they asked if we were getting breakfast cause they serve breakfast all day too. We were like "Fuck" And had to look at the menu some more.
We finally decide and this guy is practically ogling our chicks, I felt like landing one or two on his chin, but figured his life must've been sad enough as it was working there. Anyways, we order and sit down and what not and start discussing stuff. And it's obvious he's trying to listen in, I mean he's still standing there by the counter, like why the fuck would you just stand there, aint you got anything better to do? I paid no more attention. Anyways, we start talking about transformers and my bro informed me that it'd be cool to make a live action series about transformers.
We were all like totally you know, and in waltzes this nerd know it all talking about some cartoon version we were all like "Wtf does that have to do with anything fucking nerd?" So I said just so he'd take the fucking hint "Yeah only a nerd would know that shit." He doesn't like what I have to say, you know stating the truth, and tries insulting me again, me not feeling like dealing with this nerd just call him a nerd again then his bitch ass starts talking about how i've got no money So I was like THAT'S IT! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel air I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
User Reviews
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-08-03 02:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ha that always gets me
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
to offset that fags
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:08:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:00:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:38:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This wasn't that entertaining. I was dissapointed at the end.
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That's what she said.
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What is this, The Office?
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Yes. That line was never used before that show. Like, ever.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:00:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:38:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This wasn't that entertaining. I was dissapointed at the end.
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That's what she said.
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What is this, The Office?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This wasn't that entertaining. I was dissapointed at the end.
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That's what she said.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This wasn't that entertaining. I was dissapointed at the end.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that pic is fucking hilarious.
thats like storing a speaker magnet ontop of your TV
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-29 23:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that pic = el oh el x 2.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:42:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-29 16:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheLightOfSpeed (user info) at 2007-07-29 05:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm taking the other guy's side in this, if it really happened. You do seem like a bit of a fag to me. Though the picture was great.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-07-29 04:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I get it... got it after I thought about what the odds were of that kid being on Uber. And not only that... but the odds of him reading a Yellowman post.
Nobody reads that shit.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-07-28 22:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you are picking on yourself
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-28 21:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See, me and my bro just got back from taking our chicks to the movies.
Stopped reading there. Quit trying to save face to people on the internet. It doesn't look good on you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 19:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was horrible and you're a moron BUT...
Since this was in theory a response to that OTHER fucking horseshit post, it's actually kind of humorous.
I can't imagine your NEXT post getting a + but this is actually kind of funny.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 19:54:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-07-28 15:38:43 PDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 18:25:48 EDT (#)
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"And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later"
It's "holmes", seriously, how do you fuck that song up. That would've gotten a -2, for I take my Fresh Prince very seriously, but that picture is really great.
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Sorry bout that, to be honest I actually copied and pasted the lyrics from a website, so it wasn't my fault per say, it was some other idiots.
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Oh, well in that case, +2 for being lazy. I think I'll listen to "Nightmare on My Street" now, it's a DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince song if you don't know, it's very ridiculous and highly amusing.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-28 19:37:18 EDT (#)
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per se
if i see that mistake one more time i will kill
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-07-28 18:38:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 18:25:48 EDT (#)
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"And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later"
It's "holmes", seriously, how do you fuck that song up. That would've gotten a -2, for I take my Fresh Prince very seriously, but that picture is really great.
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Sorry bout that, to be honest I actually copied and pasted the lyrics from a website, so it wasn't my fault per say, it was some other idiots.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 18:25:48 EDT (#)
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"And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later"
It's "holmes", seriously, how do you fuck that song up. That would've gotten a -2, for I take my Fresh Prince very seriously, but that picture is really great.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-28 17:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear God. I was almost in tears at the end.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-07-28 14:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is uber so boring?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-28 13:41:32 EDT (#)
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*shrugamus*
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:35:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:10:25 EDT (#)
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I dun get it. Someone explain it to me pretty please.
Thank you =)
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Uh, dude, the magnet wipes the content of the disk.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:10:25 EDT (#)
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I dun get it. Someone explain it to me pretty please.
Thank you =)
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read this... but that picture is awesome. It's hard to believe anyone could be that fucking stupid.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-28 11:59:58 EDT (#)
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What does the note say on the fridge? Fey, get back under my desk.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-07-28 11:54:09 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha
sorry man .. but that pic is EPIC LULZ
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-28 11:42:15 EDT (#)
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The picture's a classic.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-28 11:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
At first I was gonna give this a negative. (Especially for the weak ending)
But then I caught on...