Cool Beans Simpsonized - Ladies Beware (910 hits)
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Submitted by Cool Beans (View user info) at 2007-07-29 07:16:35 EDT
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Ah, Sunday morning.
It's a beautiful bright Sunday morning here in the UK. I have the cricket on the radio and my lady is catching up on her TV she missed last night due to us being out.
She's great, we were out at a friends drinking till 1am this morning. Due to her being 8 months and 1 week pregnant (bless her) she couldn't join in, but she doesn't complain or moan in the least.
I love her lots. I must tell her that today.
Yesterday was my last day of drinking (until the baby arrives). I have to be fit and ready to drive to the hospital at a momments notice.
Do I care? Not in the least. She's had no alcohol for 8 months. It's te hVERY least I need to do.
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Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:21:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 00:59:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-31 02:21:39 EDT (#)
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I'll see what i can do
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:25:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:35:17 EDT (#)
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ALRIGHT BEAN!
GOD DAMNIT MAN
If you want a cream tea that bloody badly, I'll get you one, ok?!?!
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Cream tea it is, in the coffee shop opposite the Witherspoons.
Bring your mighty chest.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:53:49 EDT (#)
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MEAN ole LM!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:35:17 EDT (#)
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ALRIGHT BEAN!
GOD DAMNIT MAN
If you want a cream tea that bloody badly, I'll get you one, ok?!?!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:15:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:44:41 EDT (#)
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Yeah, we still have sunshine this afternoon too. It's really quite nice.
Finlay or Rowan. We if'd and but'd about Ruby but that is too popular these days.
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Rowan is good. It sounds new... If that makes sense. I've never met anyone called ruby, but I'm soooo fed up of hearing girls names with an E sound on the end. Ellie, Rosie, Jainey, Carly, Amy, Sally ect ect ect Don't even get me started on the retarded made up names parents call their kids. Chy is not a name dammit!
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I wasn't sure at first but it has grown on me.
Having said that... I'm having a boy anyway (at least she BETTER produce me a boy).
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:12:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:32:24 EDT (#)
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Taunton you say Bean?!
That's doable, depending on when it is you shall be there.
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13-15th September.
But Monster... you know what I want if I come to see you...
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-30 03:38:11 EDT (#)
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This started with something interesting. Like you could have expanded on the whole journey through pregnency thing... but you went and jumped onto a bandwagon. This shit has got to stop. Enough already. Fucking bandwagons are fucking pissing me off. I know, I am guilty of participating in one myself, but let's cut the shit people.
The fact you posted an almost complete anecdote saved this from being a -2.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-29 18:04:10 EDT (#)
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No
:P
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:54:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:49:49 EDT (#)
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but I'm soooo fed up of hearing girls names with an E sound on the end.
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Says "Newty".
-ValeriE
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My name's Sally as well :P I picked newty for no apparent reason, I would change it to Salsa, but if there's a way I haven't figured it out....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:53:40 EDT (#)
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and hey im not a moron!!
ok i am!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:52:24 EDT (#)
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smother me in a nice way??
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:50:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:38:03 EDT (#)
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Em - Bristol is just too far when you have fuck all time off work and from study. Plus not driving doesn't help. Your going to have to come down here some time.
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Yeah thats fine, I didnt mean for all you to come to Bristol but I know Drogo is sometime soon.
Will be fun in September i think!!
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I wasn't talking about getting up there to have a drink with you and drogo, you moron. I was speaking in general about why I hadn't made it over there it over there to smother you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:49:49 EDT (#)
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but I'm soooo fed up of hearing girls names with an E sound on the end.
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Says "Newty".
-ValeriE
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:44:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 12:11:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-07-29 11:46:44 EDT (#)
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I guess you're one of the places the floods avoided then? It was sunny earlier but now it's just typical summer weather. Grey and overcast.
You thought of any names for the unborn yet?
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Yeah, we still have sunshine this afternoon too. It's really quite nice.
Finlay or Rowan. We if'd and but'd about Ruby but that is too popular these days.
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Rowan is good. It sounds new... If that makes sense. I've never met anyone called ruby, but I'm soooo fed up of hearing girls names with an E sound on the end. Ellie, Rosie, Jainey, Carly, Amy, Sally ect ect ect Don't even get me started on the retarded made up names parents call their kids. Chy is not a name dammit!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:43:22 EDT (#)
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So sweet.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:38:03 EDT (#)
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Em - Bristol is just too far when you have fuck all time off work and from study. Plus not driving doesn't help. Your going to have to come down here some time.
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Yeah thats fine, I didnt mean for all you to come to Bristol but I know Drogo is sometime soon.
Will be fun in September i think!!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:32:24 EDT (#)
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Taunton you say Bean?!
That's doable, depending on when it is you shall be there.
Em - Bristol is just too far when you have fuck all time off work and from study. Plus not driving doesn't help. Your going to have to come down here some time.
Poor Joey, that's awful! I'm going to be dealing with moving soon and a new job. Sucks arse. Let alone having everything under water.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:16:04 EDT (#)
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Drogo is threating me with a drink in Bristol, cant wait! But September for a social gathering sounds good!!
Sorry to hear about your plight Joey, my mates mum in Glos has to go round to his to do her washing and have a shower.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:08:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 12:11:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-07-29 11:46:44 EDT (#)
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I guess you're one of the places the floods avoided then? It was sunny earlier but now it's just typical summer weather. Grey and overcast.
You thought of any names for the unborn yet?
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Yeah, we still have sunshine this afternoon too. It's really quite nice.
Finlay or Rowan. We if'd and but'd about Ruby but that is too popular these days.
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I highly recommend the name Rowan. It's number one with cool kids, but she may turn out ginger. Be warned.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-29 16:43:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-29 16:15:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-29 14:17:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:58:41 BST (#)
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In slightly related news I'm be in Taunton for the weekend mid september, group of us go every year for beer and cricket.
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Funny you should say that.
I was supposed to be heading down to Devon in August to meet up with Drogo, Little Monster and Emission.
Due to obvious circumstances, what with my mortgage deal falling through, this may be a little delayed.
Could possibly try and sort out a little gathering for Septmeber??
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 12:58:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-29 12:47:47 EDT (#)
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Yep...... my house got well and truly fucked in the floods.
Insurance company reckons it'll be 4 months before I can move back in, because the water washed out so much mortar on the left side of the house that the foundations aren't stable. Gotta get the brickies in to sort out the mess.
Meanwhile, I'm living with my ex-girlfriend, in her teeny-tiny apartment.
I may well be going down for murder at some point in the next 4 months. Her fake cheeriness is getting me down.
It's like living with Barbie on prozac.
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Jesus, that's fucked up.
Best of luck NOT killing her.
In slightly related news I'm be in Taunton for the weekend mid september, group of us go every year for beer and cricket.
Man them ladies down those parts have big tits.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-29 12:47:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 17:40:18 BST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-29 12:34:11 EDT (#)
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+2 for sunshine.
It's helping dry out my house which was still under water this time last week.
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Seriously?
Sorry to hear that.
You're down the Wesy Country yes?
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Yep...... my house got well and truly fucked in the floods.
Insurance company reckons it'll be 4 months before I can move back in, because the water washed out so much mortar on the left side of the house that the foundations aren't stable. Gotta get the brickies in to sort out the mess.
Meanwhile, I'm living with my ex-girlfriend, in her teeny-tiny apartment.
I may well be going down for murder at some point in the next 4 months. Her fake cheeriness is getting me down.
It's like living with Barbie on prozac.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 12:40:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-29 12:34:11 EDT (#)
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+2 for sunshine.
It's helping dry out my house which was still under water this time last week.
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Seriously?
Sorry to hear that.
You're down the Wesy Country yes?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-29 12:34:11 EDT (#)
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+2 for sunshine.
It's helping dry out my house which was still under water this time last week.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-29 12:25:53 EDT (#)
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Still sunny in London. And is going to be ALL WEEK
is bbc weather is to be believed
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 12:11:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-07-29 11:46:44 EDT (#)
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I guess you're one of the places the floods avoided then? It was sunny earlier but now it's just typical summer weather. Grey and overcast.
You thought of any names for the unborn yet?
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Yeah, we still have sunshine this afternoon too. It's really quite nice.
Finlay or Rowan. We if'd and but'd about Ruby but that is too popular these days.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-07-29 11:46:44 EDT (#)
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I guess you're one of the places the floods avoided then? It was sunny earlier but now it's just typical summer weather. Grey and overcast.
You thought of any names for the unborn yet?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-29 09:37:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 09:28:26 EDT (#)
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Not in the home counties.
It's all happening in the West Midlands and South West.
it is very crazy weather lately.
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Oh right on, well at least you guys don't have to deal with it....
*has no idea what the "West Midlands are*
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 09:28:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-29 09:16:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 08:56:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-29 08:23:25 EDT (#)
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Lovely weather here in London - just making tomato & basil bread and papatas bravas while the Bloke is setting up the new gas bbq
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I wouldn't live anywhere else when the UK is like it was this morning.
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What, no more flooding?
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Not in the home counties.
It's all happening in the West Midlands and South West.
it is very crazy weather lately.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-29 09:16:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 08:56:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-29 08:23:25 EDT (#)
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Lovely weather here in London - just making tomato & basil bread and papatas bravas while the Bloke is setting up the new gas bbq
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I wouldn't live anywhere else when the UK is like it was this morning.
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What, no more flooding?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 08:56:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-29 08:23:25 EDT (#)
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Lovely weather here in London - just making tomato & basil bread and papatas bravas while the Bloke is setting up the new gas bbq
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I wouldn't live anywhere else when the UK is like it was this morning.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-29 08:23:25 EDT (#)
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Lovely weather here in London - just making tomato & basil bread and papatas bravas while the Bloke is setting up the new gas bbq
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-29 08:13:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 08:02:31 EDT (#)
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I'd offer to help... but as you know I can't help but wind up you n00bs.
Try pressing Ctrl F4
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HAR HAR... It's my internet that's the problem. The Army has so many blockers that sometimes you just can't get to the site.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-29 08:02:31 EDT (#)
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I'd offer to help... but as you know I can't help but wind up you n00bs.
Try pressing Ctrl F4
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-29 07:45:10 EDT (#)
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I can't get the damn website to load. *weep