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Submitted by <m3llowship.at.yahoo.co.uk> (View user info) at 2007-07-30 05:23:13 EDT
Alright guys
I need people opinion.
A friend of mine recently started in a new job, which she loves.
She works with another girl in a certain section of the office, they are both very pretty girls in their early 20's. Their Boss is a middle aged man. Married, one kid and overweight. He drives a silver Mercedes SLK and owns a boat. He is pleasant to both the girls.
So tonight he is taking them both out on his boat, they will sail for a bit and moor somewhere to get dinner.
My friend doesnt see any problem with this.
I would greatly appreciate any opinions, even short stories on how the situation is likely to pan out?
Looking forward to your replies.
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Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-08-02 13:34:17 EDT (#)
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It`s just none of your damn business.
It`s the girls call. It's the boss conscience. And our opinions are irrelevent.
So what if they have sex? As long as he's not forcing them too. Who the hell cares if he's married? Who ever said adultery was bad? an old geezer at the top of a mountain 4000 years ago? Wow huge credibility.
And the guy that said "It depends if... the guy is married / religious type" = no problems. Well, Ì'd be more afraid to let my 20 year old daughter go out on a boat with a religious / married type of guy full of unsatisfied demons than with a hell's angel on his bike who's done it all already and knows everything about dealing with personal demons.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:13:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:34:13 PDT (#)
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+2 because this inspired this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110635
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:34:13 EDT (#)
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+2 because this inspired this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110635
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-31 04:48:54 EDT (#)
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So what happened? Was there buttsecks?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-30 23:12:33 EDT (#)
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Sounds to me that you're either a fucking fairy faggot and are in a best friends situation with the girls and want to protect them, or you're a snivelling little shy bitch who wants to touch one or both of them at night and you're mad their boss is going to tag 'em first.
In anycase I see only one logical solution to this. Find a phone that has 3 way calling. Call up both girls at the same time. When they answer the phone and you've properly identified yourself to them both. pick up the snubnose .38 cal pistol on the desk and shoot yourself in the head.
works everytime.
If he tags 'em then they either knew it was coming and gave it up in hopes of moving up the corporate ladder, or they're really fucking stupid and it shouldn't be to long before their stupidity causes them to walk out in front of a speeding cement mixer and removes them from the gene pool. Either way, mind your own fucking business and don't come crying to uber over it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:02:12 EDT (#)
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I predict they'll play a friendly game of stinkfinger.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:49:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:23:33 EDT (#)
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IS HIS NAME CAPTAIN STABBIN'???
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Hahahahahahaha. Excellent.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-30 12:18:09 EDT (#)
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In my un-humble opinion, this entire post sucked some pretty major shit.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:52:28 EDT (#)
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Y HELLO THAR NAUTICAL BUTSECKS.
poop deck, indeed!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:04:02 EDT (#)
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i predict rape
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:19:22 EDT (#)
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Why would you care? Let 'em fuck. Fucking is good.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:13:35 EDT (#)
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i think i'm not going to like you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:02:08 EDT (#)
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Dude, make a fucking effort.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:37:53 EDT (#)
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suprise buttsecks
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:10:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:46:56 EDT (#)
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SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:46:16 EDT (#)
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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundredproof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
she said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up
A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:40:33 EDT (#)
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I think yu are crying at your keyboard right now. As am i
Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:36:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:33:49 IST (#)
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Mello dude seriously think about it. If you were their boss. What motive would you have to take two young hot chickas on you boat and then pay for a meal? It's dirty hot steaming girl on girl action whilst he shits on their faces and jizzes in their ear. so obvious
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Lads, I know nothing will happen, I was having a laugh with my friend, I really thought u would have the imagination to have a laugh!!!
But no, it had to turn sour, I dont wanna get with my friend, i want to joke a bit about a situation which traditionally could be viewed in a slightly "carry-on" light!!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:33:49 EDT (#)
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Mello dude seriously think about it. If you were their boss. What motive would you have to take two young hot chickas on you boat and then pay for a meal? It's dirty hot steaming girl on girl action whilst he shits on their faces and jizzes in their ear. so obvious
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:30:34 EDT (#)
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he wants to rail both of em.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:25:07 EDT (#)
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captian stabbin'
Get raped in his cabin'
Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:24:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:17:38 IST (#)
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Is one of these girls called Clair?
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no y?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:23:33 EDT (#)
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IS HIS NAME CAPTAIN STABBIN'???
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:19:39 EDT (#)
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That may have hit a nerve
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:17:38 EDT (#)
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Is one of these girls called Clair?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:16:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:13:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:09:27 IST (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:52:04 EDT (#)
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3) I think your jealous.
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AND what RR said... you clearly wanna bone one of these two whores and have you extra large pants in a twist because she's gonna be sucking off her boss before long.
Just tell the slapper that you want to pole her for fucks sake.
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Folks can we get a time check???
Wow that turned sour sooner than usual didnt it? must be a new record as to how fast a guy can get abused online, by tough guys!!
HaHa,
Right Ill take all ur advise, ill take my large pants to my slapper friend and see what we can do?
Aw, what would i do with out u guys??
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You'll be sure to post about the humiliation you feel when she tells you she likes you 'as a friend'?
Good man.
Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:13:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:09:27 IST (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:52:04 EDT (#)
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3) I think your jealous.
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AND what RR said... you clearly wanna bone one of these two whores and have you extra large pants in a twist because she's gonna be sucking off her boss before long.
Just tell the slapper that you want to pole her for fucks sake.
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Folks can we get a time check???
Wow that turned sour sooner than usual didnt it? must be a new record as to how fast a guy can get abused online, by tough guys!!
HaHa,
Right Ill take all ur advise, ill take my large pants to my slapper friend and see what we can do?
Aw, what would i do with out u guys??
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:09:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:52:04 EDT (#)
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3) I think your jealous.
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AND what RR said... you clearly wanna bone one of these two whores and have you extra large pants in a twist because she's gonna be sucking off her boss before long.
Just tell the slapper that you want to pole her for fucks sake.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:08:31 EDT (#)
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why would I have to be constructive, you asked my opinion, tool
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:06:31 EDT (#)
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STFU M3llowship
Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:03:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-30 12:58:09 IST (#)
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No Comment
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nice one MudWhistle
ur first review ever...........
-2 and a no comment, constructive to say the least
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-30 07:58:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 07:52:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 12:33:28 IST (#)
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What a grade A shitty post!
http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
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Storm again, ur shining example of post poo pooing has raised the bar for us all!!
I applaud you!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 07:33:28 EDT (#)
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What a grade A shitty post!
http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-30 07:17:52 EDT (#)
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If you think thats Mighty Boosh esque with the awful spelling mistakes, read this and the others I have done!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110464
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-30 06:42:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 06:37:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:18:25 IST (#)
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Ok this is how it will all pan out.
Captain England will be touring the galaxy on his tin foil trumpet. Spotting a suspicious looking boat moored, he will fly down to see the two girls cowering in the corner with the boss towering over them. Pondering the predicament for a moment, Captain England will chew on a murray mint before wipping out his trusty hoover and suking the evil boss deep into the hoover bag. Saving the girls from any nasty situation.
The Captain England will suddenly vanish and I will walk out from the darkness and will make the sexy time.
OK??
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Sounds like an episode of the mighty boosh!! i love it!!!!
haha
Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 06:36:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:26:52 IST (#)
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The main course will be his peni wahed down with some warm sperms. Any way why do you care unless you're completely in love with said female slut
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Please dont post again, ur a knob
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 06:26:52 EDT (#)
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The main course will be his peni wahed down with some warm sperms. Any way why do you care unless you're completely in love with said female slut
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-30 06:18:25 EDT (#)
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Ok this is how it will all pan out.
Captain England will be touring the galaxy on his tin foil trumpet. Spotting a suspicious looking boat moored, he will fly down to see the two girls cowering in the corner with the boss towering over them. Pondering the predicament for a moment, Captain England will chew on a murray mint before wipping out his trusty hoover and suking the evil boss deep into the hoover bag. Saving the girls from any nasty situation.
The Captain England will suddenly vanish and I will walk out from the darkness and will make the sexy time.
OK??
Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 06:06:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:04:15 IST (#)
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The girls want the boat/money spent on them/flattery etc. (pathetic)
The guy wants to spend time with girls that probably wouldn't if he was poor. (also pathrtic)
But hey, whatever floats your boat
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its not that they requested it, he offered, as they are new employees i guess its a nice gesture?
But come on, lets look at the bigger picture here people!!
as my friend put together "1 guy + Boat + 2 Girls = Sexy time"
"And he'll have a stereo with nothing but Marvin Gay and Barry White playing.....and the engine will mysteriously cut out a mile from shore"
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-30 06:04:15 EDT (#)
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The girls want the boat/money spent on them/flattery etc. (pathetic)
The guy wants to spend time with girls that probably wouldn't if he was poor. (also pathrtic)
But hey, whatever floats your boat..
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:56:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:53:51 EDT (#)
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Well, more than anything im just trying to freak the crap out of her!
So come on!! Use your imaginations!!
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Okay I'll come clean.
I am going to introduce them to the Girl Scouts in my Cellar. It's their fault really they told me they could make delicious cookies that they wanted to share with other people and I just can't let that happen. I'm sure you understand.
Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:53:51 EDT (#)
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Well, more than anything im just trying to freak the crap out of her!
So come on!! Use your imaginations!!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:52:04 EDT (#)
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1) She might be there too
2) The other three workers might be shithouse and he's rewarding them
3) I think your jealous.
I will stop camping now.
Submitted by m3llowship (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:46:18 EDT (#)
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My biggest arguement is, taking employees out for dinner is common practice, but there are 3 others working there that arent invited..
Also, imagine this, "Hi Honey any plans tonight?"
"Why yes sweetheart, you know those two pretty young girls that work for me?, Im taking them and only them out on my boat for dinner tonight!"
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:44:23 EDT (#)
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No, seriously... With today's work place laws I wouldn't be too alarmed. And seeing as how two girls are going, there's a witness to whatever he does. Unless he kills them both. Then you'd be the only one to bring him to justice. GO FORTH M3LLOWSHIP AND SAVE THE DAY!
but still expect rape...
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:43:08 EDT (#)
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I promise to have them back by noon tomorrow, I just don't promise that they will be able to walk properly.
That's because of the old sea legs thing of course.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:36:41 EDT (#)
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Expect rape.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:34:14 EDT (#)
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Um, you've left out a bunch of stuff that would affect how a person would view this situation, such as:
1) Does the boss exhibit ANY type of behaviour that could be seen as inappropriate?
2) Is the boss a happily married/religious person?
3) Is your friend (or the other chica involved) contemplating seducing the boss?
I don't think a small dinner gathering on ol' dude's boat is anything to worry about in and of itself, especially if both chicas were invited. Unless both of the women are involved in something, uh, extra-ciricular, it's almost certainly innocent. Now, if the boss starts inviting these chicas every other weekend to stuff, then you might have some basis for your suspicions.
In short, relax man. Sometimes, a sneeze is just a sneeze and a dinner get-together is just that.