Concentration Test for Men (1186 hits)
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Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-07-30 08:19:52 EDT
The following is a test used in the avionics industry to test for concentration, with emphasis towards men with the prone tendency to look away from the targeted subject. These results have digressed into full blown scientific study where women have only done slightly better at the challenge. It is said that human nature is to blame for the lack of control, but a gene in the male is responsible for test numbers to go against our favor. Most pilots are men.
Most men will fail miserably at this test. See if you can stare at the parrot for 10 seconds.
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User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 02:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-31 01:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I failed. Hard.
Pun intended.
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homo.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-31 01:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I failed. Hard.
Pun intended.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-31 01:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Looking at the size of that camel toe, I'll bet she's been ran the fuck through a bunch of times. Probably all beaten up and nasty looking once you pull those booty shorts off. . .
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-31 01:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-30 19:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-30 19:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I failed the test. I jus betcha rob_berg and ilikesteak would pass. "we justh couldant keep ar eyeth off that pweety pink bird".
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Did you actually just try typing with a lisp?
That is even gayer than me passing this test, homo.
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Rob, give the guy a break. It's got to be awful trying to type with a limp wrist, and I'm sure what comes across as tardism is just easier to type. I'll bet there was a zinger on his side, but he just can't type that long and still retain this kind of timing. I'll bet it was seething too. Probably had at least twelve exclamation points.
Also, when I look at a picture, I look at the entire picture at one time, not just a quick attentive glance, as I'm not that flippant, and what I do is well thought out and meaningful. Some may say I've "won," where as others will wonder why I'd bother to ignore the focus of the picture.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-30 19:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-30 19:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I failed the test. I jus betcha rob_berg and ilikesteak would pass. "we justh couldant keep ar eyeth off that pweety pink bird".
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Did you actually just try typing with a lisp?
That is even gayer than me passing this test, homo.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-30 19:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I failed the test. I jus betcha rob_berg and ilikesteak would pass. "we justh couldant keep ar eyeth off that pweety pink bird".
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 17:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha, only my name is on this site, fortunately for me. I'm not doing any more cheating whore posts, rest assured.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-07-30 17:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You won't learn to stay away from Uber until all your personal information is exposed and another cheating whore post is put up....
It makes me sad
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, but still. At the end of the day, this bird still has a bendy frontbum.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110566#2488003
Using alters to get a little retal, are we? You should be well aware that ratings mean nothing to me, bucko. If you want to get at me, at least put some effort into it.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, I'll make this very easy for you, sir. If S.I. Co. Semen or any variation of my name alphanumerically weren't attached to a post it would either do quite well, get no attention, or some other unanticipated scenario would unfold. However, since you (collective you) see sicosemen you immediately congregate around me or at least drop in to be negative. It's not about heat, it's not about hits, it's not about ratings, it's not any of that. It's pulling your (collective again) strings and causing you to spend over an hour with me today, over 10 reviews on this little piss ant of a person (me).
That doesn't make too much sense, now does it? You really exerted that much effort onto someone who is as talentless, meaningless, small cocked as me? I hate to say this, but oathy has the same effect on people. You sir, are redundant, hypocritical and in need of a massive overhaul if you want me to take anything you say as credible.
Cue shitstorm of 'anfry jelous bitches' . . . . Had, I'm going to have sweet dreams about you tonight, faceless wonder.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS. Bart made me stop generating heat a while back. You're on your own, and in elite company with the number of times you comment on your own posts. Just start saying "Hi ____!" like all the other "OH GOD PLEASE LOVE ME" attention whores.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently hadley is obsessed with my breakfast link because after a year he's still only found that to talk about.
Hadley, can you find me here http://www.ubersite.com/m/98964 ?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
storm is the dipshit formerly known as sicosemen.
Apparently he's proud to toss his breakfast link of a cock down some very wide hallways.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who is this 'storm' creature....very feisty this one?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Google image search...ahahah, you are a clown. Truly, you don't don't believe yourself now do you?
Thanks for yet another review Had, thanks indeed.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Crystle, dear, thanks for your 1/2 penny, really but you see, I'm not trying to win or lose anything. My faithful group of haters that love to follow me around are in a competition with me because...well, I don't know why. It's quite funny to watch everyone go out of their way to be "mean" to me. It just means that much more to an attention starved loser like me.
(read, stfu).
<CT Scan in 4 Hours/hopefully negative>
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So heat validates your existence?
Replace scorn with pity, Simon. Heat makes you happy, and Google Image Search gives you dates.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
heat isn't winning
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kind of like the whole living outside of the asylum isn't yours. Touche. You are painfully predictable, icarus. Wait until I post again tomorrow, you can come by with a -2 and comment that is less funny than the previous days'. That's what you do best, scrot maverick.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe this whole 'posting' thing just isn't your cup.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I don't win/lose anything on uber, dick holster...I get heat and your next comment will prove that.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, are you feeling especially jealous that you must put so much effort in to berating me? It's painfully obvious that you like me or else you wouldn't have spent 6 reviews trying to degrade me today. In short, trying to validate your jokes as being funny is really childish (get it, it's your dog) and you will never get as much snatch as I do.
Insert -2 above, clown socks.
Scourge--Uber finger puppet since late 2005.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the comment below.
WINNAR!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like how Simon thinks he's winning these little spats.
Let me put it to you this way. You're 2 years behind electro in the humor department. andy ou can't even succeed in getting someone fired like he did. So....you're slower and less accomplished than Electro.
At least we know that in 4 years, you'll be clued into the reasons for buying nice blue Hawaiian shirts. You always look like you just got back from vacation.
And that will bring a new batch of lies about the worn-out, tattered shreds of pussy you spent your allowance on.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You-1
Me-0
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phuzzy, auto +2 for use of chicane in reference to a vagine.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can, but I smirk constantly while doing it, and I have to concentrate REALLY hard on its eye and think of dead puppies.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That woman has a lopsided ghoen.
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Haven't heard that one.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought she was just standing there.
And although I sort of agree, I'm not sure I'd be completely comfortable with my willy needing to take a chicane before getting into the tunnel.
Figuratively speaking, of course.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phuzzy, I'm sure it has nothing to do with her "in-stride" walking position. And since when did pussy have to be symmetrical?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That woman has a lopsided ghoen.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't know, perhaps you could shed some light on the subject being the resident expert in boring.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How does it feel to be two years behind Electro in the humor department?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-30 12:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-30 12:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yum.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 cameltoe...-1 parrot.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
most of the men here are tarts....end of!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hah, pretending to have a clue is even more pathetic than not. It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt. You sir, have removed all doubt. I suppose people who are responsible for loading delivery trucks have the luxury of fucking around online all the time, too, huh?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kind of like the last great "lass" you were nailing? Until she turned into a horrible cunt because she found a better lay?
I'm gonna trust your judgment Simon. Really, I am. Now go load up another delivery truck
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bwahaha @ RR. I'm going to nail my mum then...I fail twice :(
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You're gonna nail a broad with more stomach hair than you?
I offer you heartfelt congratulations... Now get yourself out of the gene pool.
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You win the e-cool contest, champ. It's easy saying what you will and will not nail when you're a fat fuck behind a screen. Chances are you wouldn't have an opportunity to even be within 5 feet of someone like this, yet because you have an ergonomic chair you are so darn cool, handsome, better than her, etc.
Get a grip, loser. You or your chair are not worth the methane this lass releases.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bwahaha @ RR. I'm going to nail my mum then...I fail twice :(
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You're gonna nail a broad with more stomach hair than you?
I offer you heartfelt congratulations... Now get yourself out of the gene pool.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was the FIRST Uber "Concentration Test"...mostly for men, but I think some Uber beave liked it too.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59977
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im going for a 5 mile run after work. hopefully this image will give me the mental edge not to die
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, your losing your edge, and that's assuming that you had one to begin with.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shite. old shite at that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how tricky
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:07:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:57:10 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IVE NEVER SEEN A PINK PARROT!
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I'm guessing you've never seen a pink anything :)
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Well I saw a pink panther once.
you shut up!!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IVE NEVER SEEN A PINK PARROT!
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I'm guessing you've never seen a pink anything :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:47:28 EDT (#)
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IVE NEVER SEEN A PINK PARROT!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
old
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It appears as though the pot and kettle have met.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
old
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't read it.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a chick and I failed.
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so....
you have a parrot, then?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm hungry
Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a chick and I failed.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:25:54 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my first post was cameltoe and i got slammed.
still don't know why to this day....
oh, and the parrot is nice
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It's funny, because particle man +2ed that post too. So, I've decided that particle man is A-ok in my book.
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Finaly, someone realizes how awesome I am.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so witty
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I realy want to just stare at that but i can only get 1 second glance as i am at work.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-30 05:25:54 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my first post was cameltoe and i got slammed.
still don't know why to this day....
oh, and the parrot is nice
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It's funny, because particle man +2ed that post too. So, I've decided that particle man is A-ok in my book.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bwahaha @ RR. I'm going to nail my mum then...I fail twice :(
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Storm i recognise those panties. They're your mums
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I failed.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what parrot?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, do you ever know what you are talking about? I have no clue why you are a Legionnaire, nor do I care enough to even click on your user info. You're a nobody to me. Please refrain from thinking that anything you do has any bearing on me. Kthnx.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:28:12 EDT (#)
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Never seen this before.... You're so clever. Now hurry up and retal me.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my first post was cameltoe and i got slammed.
still don't know why to this day....
oh, and the parrot is nice
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was expecting some kind of gay porn for some reason.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried but i cant get past the camel