My First Time... (2259 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.04 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ameelius (View user info) at 2007-07-30 15:10:16 EDT
A lot of people talk about how it hurt, how it wasn't how they expected it would be.
I knew exactly what to anticipate, having been warned by friends older and more experienced than me.
I knew there would be a little pain.
I knew I would wonder if it was the right thing.
I knew I would wonder if I was old or mature enough.
Overall though, I knew I'd end up satisfied, feeling that I'd experience something new; a platform on which to build my life.
Well, that's just me, I suppose. How did you feel the first time you saw goatse?
User Reviews
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-31 09:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what? he was a gun.
fuck i had him and am kicking myself for selling him off for booze money at uni.
i was a stupid student.
megatron was a gun!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 09:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A jet I believe and star scream was his right hand man but didn't really have a huge part hehehehe
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:56:06 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really cant remember what Megatron turned into but sure he flew so it cant of been a gun!!
Yes.... the Transformers are to big and fighting to fast to see much............shame
======
Plane or a helicopter wasn't it?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really cant remember what Megatron turned into but sure he flew so it cant of been a gun!!
Yes.... the Transformers are to big and fighting to fast to see much............shame
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:48:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
hard to follow in what way. too fast? bad camera angles?
what?
=====
Hard to follow for me because the image quality wasn't so good, but it was all very fast and flashy.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hard to follow in what way. too fast? bad camera angles?
what?
does the top deceptakon guy change into a badass gun?
i loved that guy.
he reminded me of darth vader, cept more evil
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mark my words, there will be a second one that will mostly consist of fighting, which will be a shame as the acting/humour in this one was excellent.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One of my best mates here is Czech and he wouldnt understand Transformers if they came round his house and asked for some of that dodgy spreadable cheese and funky mustard he likes.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:42:50 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Optimius did not die!!!!!!!!! Megatron allegadally did!
I loved the film, though the fight sequences were hard to follow.
========
I thought he did. I watched a downloaded copy and was pretty tired by the end so I might have got that wrong.
The fight scenes were fucking hardcore, they looked excellent.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
entformers!
more than meets the roots
oh fuck, we've beat this to death
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Optimius did not die!!!!!!!!! Megatron allegadally did!
I loved the film, though the fight sequences were hard to follow.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so you were there.
optimus died in the cartoon too, no?
then he was brought back to life in the future.
i remember that. his winscreen was busted and he was missing an eye.
it wont be in theatres here i figure, cos czech are pussies
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:40:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:38:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
wooden toys. cool.
transfomers that turn into trees.
=========
Entformers!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:38:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
wooden toys. cool.
transfomers that turn into trees.
how was the movie?
=======
Optimus died, EI wept but still found time to masturbate over Bumblebee whilst breathing heavily down the phone to Fakey.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wooden toys. cool.
transfomers that turn into trees.
how was the movie?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry shall I talk about branded porcelin and wooden toys
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God knows HBTS! Knew he was doing some work on Sky Sports but he could well still be there.
Why would someone take a photo of him looking all thoughtful.....hmmmmmmmm
=======
Apparently he's at QPR now.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there ya go, all british on all of us.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God knows HBTS! Knew he was doing some work on Sky Sports but he could well still be there.
Why would someone take a photo of him looking all thoughtful.....hmmmmmmmm
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:24:17 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that John Gregory?
=======
Holy fuck it actually could be! Is he still at Derby?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that John Gregory?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-31 07:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:16:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
that's one handsome black man
====
Isn't he though? My oh my!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-31 06:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Horrified, because I was at work.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 03:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HOWARD!!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-31 03:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that's one handsome black man
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-31 00:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Somewhat nauseous, thank you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-30 21:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
VERY, VERY AROUSED
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-30 18:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The first time,eh...My folks were taking me to our cottage,eh.And there on one of the farms was a herd of goats,eh.And they had their bums facing towards us,eh.And they were all chanting AAAAMEEEELIIIIUUUUSS! P.S. you spelt goats,eh wrong!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-30 17:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-30 17:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-07-30 21:05:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh you bastard I will have nightmares... I clicked on the link
=======
YOU FOOL!
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh you bastard I will have nightmares... I clicked on the link
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 20:40:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
I TRIED TO DO GOATSE MYSELF, BUT COULD ONLY GET A TOOTHPICK UP MY ANUS.
=========
Oh my god that's fucking awful.
French anal stretch guy (NSFW): http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/index.html
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 20:40:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
I TRIED TO DO GOATSE MYSELF, BUT COULD ONLY GET A TOOTHPICK UP MY ANUS.
=========
Oh my god that's fucking awful.
French anal stretch guy (NSFW): http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/index.html
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goatse left me indiferent.
this however: http://moid.org/ed/kids-in-the-sandbox.mpg
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I TRIED TO DO GOATSE MYSELF, BUT COULD ONLY GET A TOOTHPICK UP MY ANUS.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HAVE GOATSE SHEETS ON MY BED AT HOME.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not my fault I'm not yet a pervert, but then again I am a girl
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110616
CHOOO CHOOO Here comes ye old bandwagon
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The question is not "how" but "why".
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't understand the term Goatse ..(I must be a bit innocent I didn't initially understand the term buttsecks)therefore I googled it and.....
Definitions of Goatse on the Web:
Goatse.cx (pronounced "goat see," "goats," or "goat see dot cx", often truncated to goatse, often referenced by one of its current URLs, and occasionally called goatsex) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites. Its front page contains a sexually explicit picture, hello.jpg, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand (and nothing else) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. ...
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
=======
Sounds like you'd love lemonparty and tubgirl.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't understand the term Goatse ..(I must be a bit innocent I didn't initially understand the term buttsecks)therefore I googled it and.....
Definitions of Goatse on the Web:
Goatse.cx (pronounced "goat see," "goats," or "goat see dot cx", often truncated to goatse, often referenced by one of its current URLs, and occasionally called goatsex) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites. Its front page contains a sexually explicit picture, hello.jpg, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand (and nothing else) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. ...
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
not as happy as when I first saw this
http://www.meatspin.com
=======
Urgh :(
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
not as happy as when I first saw this
http://www.meatspin.com
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good show
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first time I saw goatse was more exciting than the first time I had sex.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just as painful today as that first time.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good mood + beer = very funny
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this was my reaction
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110551
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
daddy...you've come home?
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like I could make it through grad school.
I thought, "If that man can stretch his anus that far, a human being is capable of ANYthing."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I felt happy and enriched.