It's True, Jack Mc is a Pedophile! A West Coast Expository ~ 1/3 Made Up (710 hits)
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Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-07-31 08:11:45 EDT
I'm sure this isn't news to our very own Jack McCallum due to the geographic area in which he inhabits, but I was just watching the news yesterday and an intriguing article came across that completely appalled me (made my pee pee go vrooom). Since the west coast is the haven for all things fashionable I would like to highlight just a few of these:
Grunge started in Seattle in the late 80's/early 90's and was mainstreamed by a popular band named Nirvana. Looking unkempt, dirty, smelly, and like you just woke up was now acceptable. Fact is that Nirvana made some incredible music (personal opinion and what you say doesn't make a fuck of a difference) and they were at the foreground of an radical "alternative" movement. Viva la Grunge!
Faggotry, probably spearheaded by Scourge (he is an uptight ass afterall) was founded in McCallum's resident town (probably easily enough for him to camouflage himself) of Gay Bay, Cauliforkneeuhh if you are the Governator, or California if you are an English speaking person, a.k.a San Francisco. Arguably, small east coast towns like Rehoboth Beach, DE or Providence, RI housed the first anal dabbling, but it didn't become fashionable to have your coin purse reamed until San Francisco made it that way.
Becoming a chemically dependent MEGAstar was made popular by the mainstream buzz of Hollywood, which if you ask me is a complete joke. Now, you are a part of the "in" crowd unless you shove copious amounts of coke in your system, while boozing and even this isn't enough. You MUST drive while doing all of this. I'm all for recreational drug use, but chemical dependency is a fucking failure of all mental capacity to understand the difference between need and want.
A new type of fashion is emerging from the depths of the west coast and it isn't PETA placing baby fetuses in deli counters. Oh no! Let's play a game called pedophile with the incumbent leader being none other than Jack McC...Jack McClellan, a different Jack McC, but a Jack McC nonetheless.
Ladies and Gents, in case you haven't heard of Jack McClellan, he is a self-proclaimed pedophile who takes great admiration in viewing young girls. He's been known to go to over 100 "family" or "kid" oriented functions and take pictures and subsequently posting them on his now defunct website, Seattle-Tacoma-Everett Girl Love. Yes, it is a how-to style site for becoming the perfect pedophile. What's more?
The fact that what he is doing is completely legal, protected under his rights as a citizen as "pursuit of happiness" perhaps. He is allowed to admire young girls, but the moment that he acts upon his urges is when it becomes illegal. He has no previous record, has not conducted any lewd, lascivious, or otherwise sexual act against a child...that we know of. This guy literally is a ticking time bomb as mentioned on the anti Jack McClellan website http://www.jackmcclellan.com/
He is giving the ammunition to other pedophiles alike, the will to sustain in a world where unnatural child relations are shunned and look upon with repugnant disdain. The way I see it: this fad/fashion/trend shall too pass. Perhaps someone can find a site that would be great for Project Mayhem.
According to police, Jack is 45 years old, 6′1″, and weighs 195 pounds. He drives a Blue 1993 Ford Escort two-door with Washington license plate 915WEX. So what are you waiting for? Get your Escort today, just make sure it's a car and not a kid.
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-08-01 00:20:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:09:20 EDT (#)
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Scourge, what fallacy land do you live in? You, please, reference any point, place, or time where I said I was the leader of this site. You are so filled with hatred that you are now creating things that never happened, placing things into my e-mouth
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LIKE A E-PENOS..HAR HAR HAR
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:32:16 EDT (#)
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Scourge, you are a puppet. How long did you spend looking? Anyhow, this is the only post where I mentioned your name? A brand new scourge? The fact that you reinvented yourself, what, for the third time now says what a giant, unsuccessful flamer you are.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:27:11 EDT (#)
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I drive a green '01 Ranger.
I only like dead kiddies. There's no fussing when you play with them and they are easier to transport in the truck bed. I can get eight of them back there. Lock down the tonneau cover and nobody knows shit. Plastic liner for leakage, pressure valve for decomp gasses, and a little automated spritzer that sprays the same odor neutralizer used by the pros who clean up crimes scenes. Man, I got all the angles covered.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:25:43 EDT (#)
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anyway, i'm all done with you for today.
it's too easy to wind you up...it's like killing a spider with a sledgehammer. satisfying but simple with a lot of overkill.
i'll spend my time on a human for the rest of the day.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:19:41 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/91211
This is the only post I've ever referenced you in, you diseased micro-cock dipshit. You remember it well enough I assume.
Brand New Scourge is all about fairness and sessibility in ratings, Nancy, so if you think I'm being negative towards you it means you're posting garbage. Shape up and fly right and you won't have any problems.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:59:02 EDT (#)
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superficial twat, below.
Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:52:49 EDT (#)
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Well, this only applies to a very select few of us here and those are the ones with kids, not me.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:49:39 EDT (#)
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Thanks Ic, I'll be posting tomorrow. Be there or be square. LOLZ :)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:48:25 EDT (#)
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Fag.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:36:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:25:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:14:00 EDT (#)
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Couldn't someone sue his balls off for taking pictures of their kids if he posted them?
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I'm not sure about this. As these are public events that he is attending I don't see how, unless he posts them in a sexually explicit manner. I'm not sure on the by-laws, but assuming that he's not using them for monetary gain, or defamation, I would assume no.
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i would consider being involved in his "girl love" website defimation. I am sure you could claim some type of mental anguish angle from having your kids pic put someplace like that.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:25:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:14:00 EDT (#)
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Couldn't someone sue his balls off for taking pictures of their kids if he posted them?
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I'm not sure about this. As these are public events that he is attending I don't see how, unless he posts them in a sexually explicit manner. I'm not sure on the by-laws, but assuming that he's not using them for monetary gain, or defamation, I would assume no.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:23:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:14:13 EDT (#)
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i don't have time to dig up your reviews, you fucking toolbag. you said it YESTERDAY in one your six thousand reviews.
as far as in a post...scroll up.
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You've mentioned my name in a review far more often you fucking spaz. As for in a post it's about even. This one doesn't count for you to find one, you pathetic, fabricating liar. Challenge stands, find a post where I mention your name in the body. You are pretty fucking worthless as of late and have only added negativity to site that is sinking. Levity?
Your e-cool is wearing off, might want to borrow some from Apollo, you internet celebrity, you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:14:13 EDT (#)
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i don't have time to dig up your reviews, you fucking toolbag. you said it YESTERDAY in one your six thousand reviews.
as far as in a post...scroll up.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:14:00 EDT (#)
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Couldn't someone sue his balls off for taking pictures of their kids if he posted them?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:12:48 EDT (#)
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who's pissy?
i'm happy as can be!
except a little under the weather. muscle ache and sinuses plugged up and sore throat. speaking of piss, i've still been drinking my usual 3/4 to 1 gallon of water a day, but my piss while i have been sick has been a dark yellow. it fucking stinks too. can someone really piss out that much impurity just from some bug?
i mean, my piss is usually clear as water. all the h2o keeps me filtered out pretty well and i haven't changed the amount i've been drinking.
wtf?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:11:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:04:45 EDT (#)
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something funny occurred to me...
you talk about being a leader of this site. about being the most referenced person who uses this site. (now, this is very boneheaded of you of course, and we all realize that. when you act like the world's biggest ass, of course the world is going to say, 'look, a giant ass.') but you and your partner reference ME every single fucking day. oftentimes many times a day.
so it's like i'm an object of some kind of bizarre swollen headed retard worship.
well... i guess that means it's time to go put a bullet through the roof of my mouth.
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Scourge, what fallacy land do you live in? You, please, reference any point, place, or time where I said I was the leader of this site. You are so filled with hatred that you are now creating things that never happened, placing things into my e-mouth, and creating drama. Are you that bored? Show me any post in the past 6 months that I referenced you in the body of it and your point may be valid.
Quit being an attention seeking naysayer, liar. Quit making things up, you aren't in the 4th grade anymore. You are quickly becoming a fossil.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:08:34 EDT (#)
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you're so cute when you're pissy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:07:20 EDT (#)
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baloney gobbling tubby below
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:06:01 EDT (#)
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good idea below
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:04:45 EDT (#)
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something funny occurred to me...
you talk about being a leader of this site. about being the most referenced person who uses this site. (now, this is very boneheaded of you of course, and we all realize that. when you act like the world's biggest ass, of course the world is going to say, 'look, a giant ass.') but you and your partner reference ME every single fucking day. oftentimes many times a day.
so it's like i'm an object of some kind of bizarre swollen headed retard worship.
well... i guess that means it's time to go put a bullet through the roof of my mouth.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:04:04 EDT (#)
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ok I'm done being a dick.
I liken what this guy is doing to the Energy Drink company that sells a Powdered Drink called 'Blow'
http://www.iloveblow.com/
The product is packaged, marketed, and distributed with a strong semblance to cocaine, even comes with a piece of foil to represent a 'mirror'.
Now as much as I think this marketing is deplorable there is technically nothing wrong with it so whatever my own personal grievance is...there is nothing that can be done.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 09:49:48 EDT (#)
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The thing is that he is not just promoting the 'liking' of children, he's promoting the consummation of a romantic involvement.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-31 09:47:30 EDT (#)
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I agree with everything HTBD said.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-31 09:46:11 EDT (#)
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If what he is doing is not illegal, I can think of no valid reason he shouldn't be able to promote legal activities on the web.
It would be like outlawing grow lights because they CAN be used to grow marijuana.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 09:42:13 EDT (#)
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sorry.... *LEGAL (2nd paragraph)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-31 09:41:23 EDT (#)
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"Eight year olds, dude... eight year olds."
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 09:40:08 EDT (#)
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Had, taking pictures shouldn't be illegal but promoting pedophilia in the manner and extent in which this buffoon is doing it is absolutely outrageous. Sure, take pictures go home and beat off to them if that's your bag, but don't create a website teaching people the little innuendos of how to stake out a playground without getting arrested. Yes, that was what his website was about.
Don't encourage the looney tunes that are already rampant around the U.S. to continue their grotesque ways. Don't validate this perversion with any twisted psychology or by the fact that what he is doing is illegal. I'm one for rights and everything, but the promotion of what this guy does is ludicrous.
Don't take my word, and don't take the link of the website I gave you. Look at your most trustworthy news source and you'll see what I'm talking about. Any search with a news filter will show you what I'm talking about whether it's google, cnn, nbc, etc. etc.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-31 09:25:00 EDT (#)
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Taking pictures should be illegal?
See, I'm not promoting pedophilia, but anytime someone wants to government to step in and pass laws based solely on an irrational fear...I get worried. We're all on this "fear the pedophile!" streak lately, and it is such a straw man that it isn't funny.
More children are sexually abused by family members than strangers. You have a better chance of ceing abused as a child in church - regardless of denomination - than walking home from school. We pass laws that make life impossible for someone who committed one sexual offense and lives according the laws. Someone who does their prison time, registers, keeps their registration up to date, and tries to avoid further run-ins with the law.
It's the same with DUIs. Harsher first-time penalties won't stop the problem. The problem isn't the guy who drives too soon after happy hour and blows a .09. The problem is the guy with 4 DUIs, license permanently revoked, and out driving anyway.
A knee-jerk reaction to the perceived danger (if this guy can even be called that) we can see plainly actually distracts from the dangers that are lurking under the surface. We never find them until it is too late.
I would much rather this guy take his pictures and not ever touch a child than lock this guy up for taking pictures while some little girl's uncle diddles her to sleep.
Hope that made sense. I had to break it up into several pieces because of work constraints.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-31 09:14:44 EDT (#)
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Work is fucking slow today. Well at least designing my lab buddies as South Park people ate up some time. I didn't read this as it didn't look that interesting but whatever
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:39:48 EDT (#)
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haha...I'm not the puppet here Kermit
now make sure you respond to my comment and add a little extra spaz to the mix this time
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:38:17 EDT (#)
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Had, more of that that this ISN'T illegal and how fucked up it is.
Mud, you're a shitty alter. Be entertaining at the very least, tardo.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:28:46 EDT (#)
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meh called and asked that you stop stealing his schtick
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:25:26 EDT (#)
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I guess I just don't understand what the point of this is... Are you trying to call attention to the fact that doing nothing illegal is not against the law?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:24:59 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:17:17 EDT (#)
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Apollo--Sicosemen Hater's Club legionnaire since February 2007.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-31 08:13:41 EDT (#)
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