Sexy Time - inspired by http://www.ubersite.com/m/110605 (1545 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.54 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2007-07-31 11:33:38 EDT
Inspired by http://www.ubersite.com/m/110605
"Hey ladies, I have a proposition for you. I own a rather large schooner and need some company this weekend. I'd like to take you both out on the boat, prepare a nice dinner for you and enjoy some sailing. What do you say?"
Hugh made the proposal to us Wednesday afternoon. He wanted us to go out with him on Saturday and spend the day with him. He's a nice guy but more importantly he's my rich boss. I know he's married but I'm not opposed to sucking on some old man balls if it might get me somewhere. I think the potential is there too. There are three other employees in the office beside me and Beth and the other three weren't invited. Just us too, the sexy hot twenty year olds.
Beth and I drove to Hugh's house as he'd asked arriving just before noon. We were greeted by the butler and then Hugh joined us in the den. As he gathered the food that his staff had prepared for us his wife walked in and asked him if he had plans for the day.
"Why yes sweetheart, you know those two pretty young girls that work for me?, I'm taking them and only them out on my boat for dinner tonight!"
"Well that's nice honey. Make sure you keep them happy. They're pretty hot girls to be hanging out with an old guy like you."
The three of us got into Hugh's Jaguar and he drove us to the harbor. Giving Beth and me something to carry, he led us to his boat "The Sexy Time". As we stepped aboard Hugh said,
"Now girls, before we depart I'm going to go slip into something more comfortable. If you go below deck into the third room on the right you'll find a gift and I hope you'll accept them and wear them while we're out to sea."
We went to the room and found lying on the bed a dozen roses for each of us and the tiniest little bikinis we'd ever seen. We looked at each other and kind of laughed but after some short consideration decided it was harmless enough to wear the three triangles of clothing he'd provided each of us so we started to undress.
Watching Beth remove her top, then her shorts, then the lacy pink bra she was wearing and finally the lacy thong below I felt myself growing hot. She caught me looking and turned to face me fully nude and asked if I liked what I saw. I took her in, blonde hair, beautiful face, gorgeous collarbones, full round breasts with little pink nipples, slender toned belly, just a landing strip above her bare vagina, and finally two sexy long legs. I took off my clothes slowly, letting her watch and asked of her the same question.
In answer Beth walked over and placed one of her hands on my breast slowly drawing her fingers in to the center until she was lightly pinching my nipple. I might have moaned, I don't know for sure even though I've played the moment in my head several times since. As her hand continued rubbing my breasts she slowly trailed the other down my belly. She briefly played with my navel ring before delicately running her fingers over the lips of my waxed beaver and then she kissed me.
"Oh my god Beth. I really don't want to stop but Hugh will be wondering where we are."
With that Beth flicked both my nipples and pulled away. "That's ok, I was just playing."
Beth put on the "swimsuit" Hugh provided and showed it off to me. The little triangles on her breasts barely covered her nipples and the triangle above her box wasn't even big enough to hide her landing strip. I decided not to wear mine and instead just put on the heels Hugh had included with the suits.
When Beth and I walked out on the deck of The Sexy Time Hugh nearly fell over. "You girls are incredible! June, your suit didn't fit?"
"It fit Hugh but I want to work on my full body tan."
"Ooooh, that's a good idea June. Why didn't you mention it?" Beth removed her own suit and tossed it to Hugh.
Hugh shook his head and I could hear the intake of breath as he stood there raping us with his eyes. "Well ladies, I don't want to feel left out." And with that Hugh removed his robe to reveal that he was already naked beneath it.
I could hear Beth trying to suppress a giggle. I'd hoped that my laughter sounded like a gasp to Hugh cause I couldn't hold it in. Standing before us was our forty something year old boss, receding gray hair, man boobs, rounded port belly, a gray happy trail leading to the smallest little tadger I'd ever seen.
Keeping the possibility of promoting our positions of employment Beth and I walked over to him, fell to our knees and began taking turns on his junk. We had to take turns since there wasn't enough to share. I could hear Hugh's breath growing shallow and faster and finally heard him "gnnnnnnnn ah" and watched as a tiny little spurt of come dribbled out the end of his wee little willy.
Hugh fell to the floor and passed out. I'm sure he's never been satisfied by two sexy women like us and it definitely was the easiest task we'd ever undertaken.
Having dispatched Hugh Beth and I returned our gazes to each other. We soon found ourselves kissing and touching every inch of our young nubile bodies and enjoying every delicious lick exchanged. Hugh started to come to, saw us playing with each other on the deck of his boat and immediately passed out again.
We never did make it out of the harbor that day but Beth and I enjoyed each other immensely. As for Hugh he was so mind blown by the experience that he gave us his company. Beth and I now run the show and have become very successful. We bought a boat and named it Sexy Time II in memorandum of the beginnings of our financial success. My boyfriend refuses to come on the boat with us. He whines and pisses and moans and says that what we did was wrong and disgusting. I'm so hot though that he won't leave me instead he lives with some shame that I, his girl, nailed the old man to get where I am.
Whatever, Beth and I get what we want cause we earn it.
User Reviews
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-23 15:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i didn't want to ruin the contest for you so i thought i'd drop my deuce here instead
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-02 11:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-02 05:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-08-01 18:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And czwij below is insane.
Few things are as deeply disturbing as spitting pubes after a couple hours of tongue exercizes.
*Shudder*
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-01 23:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-08-01 08:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-01 05:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Couple of hours too!! My tongue would of dropped off by then.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-08-01 04:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes...
And czwij below is insane.
Few things are as deeply disturbing as spitting pubes after a couple hours of tongue exercizes.
*Shudder*
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-08-01 04:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good.
funny how generally the trend is to have a shaved pussy rather than the big ol' beavers of the 70's and 80's. once in a while i'd like to get a big piece of muff pie rather than todays "diet sized" pussies. just seems a little dirtier, that's all.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-31 21:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
el oh el
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the Sexy Time thing came from his post, maybe in the reviews and before that I'm sure it was taken from Borat but it is ammusing. I rated all of your posts and have since moved on to review lilsteaks or whoever the fuck he is.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The phrase "sexy time" will now become something I will use in everyday language.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was awful and you people know it.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a +1 to me but I don't have the e-balls to break your streak. Not today anyway.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck CEOs, whores get what they want because they earned it
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds about right.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if these two were red heads Kaos would be camping (AKA "pitching a tent") on this post all day
+2 for fetishes.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you dirty man...
wait, what???
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha. Fucking gold. I like how it actually flowed pretty smoothly until you threw in anchors like box, junk, and landing strip. Hahaha. Nicely done.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks all for reading. I was going to put this in as a review but then it got super long so I just posted it. I wrote this in less than twenty minutes so thank you for ignoring mistakes/inconsistencies.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha....
for a second, I was wondering why you decided to be a porn producer.
This is hysterical.
*Authors Note: The parts of both BETH and JUNE are played by THE GIRL in a wierd kind of "parent trap" remake way.*
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear (giggle) Penthouse....
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAGING HARD ON, THANKS.
it must be "rank all in caps day"
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FTW
____________
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FTW
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVED IT!