Dear Electro: I Hereby Challenge You, Sir, To A PostDuel (999 hits)
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Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-07-31 19:44:23 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26898
Electro, your latest post on Mr. Asshole brought about this challenge. It chaffed me.
Since you plainly have a yearning for chokomut ice creams, I have decided to deliver your just desserts to you in a formal manner. I am in every way trying to rib you and demean you, and this is definitely a hate post. This is also a humor post. Check the little clown picture by the category in case you'd forgotten how to read.
I hate your "writing." I could take or leave writing. I enjoy belittling you. What better way to practice these joys than by challenging the #1 most read autist on this, a writing forum, to a formal duel?
In the spirit of your contest-type posts, here's what I have in mind:
1. After reading this, you either accept or decline my challenge.
2. If you accept, you choose the subject and title of the post. No sleeping with the fishies!
3. We both then have one full week (7 days) to put up on the front page our respective posts, using the title and subject you choose.
4. Scores will be tallied, but it won't make much of a difference, because you still fail at life.
5. Winner gets nothing. Loser loses nothing (see above).
(these rules are as firm as the material your helmet is made of)
I'm giving you a head start by allowing you to choose the subject and title. Plus, we all know you are likely to have more reviews given you're... you know. So you've got the lead already.
I think that makes it more interesting.
What do you say, Electro?
User Reviews
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:40:03 EDT (#)
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So they've given you speech therapy lessons with Cheetos as motivation, eh? I always knew they'd come up with something.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-22 00:30:17 EDT (#)
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Electro seems to rock...
Quite hard.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-08-22 00:11:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:36:16 EDT (#)
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You're a coward, Electro.
Plain and simple.
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And you're an asshole, AJ.
Plain and simple. See, I am not the same Electro as I used to be, oh no no no. I am much wiser these days. :)
You people are actually begging me to make a post?
Hmm... a mini old time sake comic?...
We'll see about it...
No promises...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:36:16 EDT (#)
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You're a coward, Electro.
Plain and simple.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:15:55 EDT (#)
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GO, ELECTRO, GO! HIKE!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:56:35 EDT (#)
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And don't get affronted (V) - that's a compliment to you and your Luvverly sister.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:53:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-08-20 20:48:07 BST (#)
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Please come back, Electro, only you have the power to bring me back to the land of Uber
= (
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Howay Electro. We need the Greek back.
Tell you what - you Electro, yes YOU can have Method's sister. Who is guaranteed at least 80% clean. You can even shave her back if you'd like.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:51:34 EDT (#)
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Back from 'vacation' below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:48:07 EDT (#)
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Please come back, Electro, only you have the power to bring me back to the land of Uber
= (
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:46:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:17:32 EDT (#)
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Good day, AJ!
Your challenge has been denied, because you so fail at making challenges.
First off, I am not an autist. but you are, an asshole. We can all agree on this.
Second, There is no such thing as chokomut ice cream. Now go back to making love to your girlfriend, which in this case, is one of your socks and hand lotion. OH, FUCKING SNAP! :D (cue The Price Is Right losing theme)
Third, fuck you. Have a nice day. :)
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You tell him Electro, you were a better poster than him even back in the day. A lot of people on Uber miss you, we talk about you a lot, you should make a comeback post, just for our sake.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:36:31 EDT (#)
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Electro just ruined your shit
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:34:30 EDT (#)
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lol below
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:17:32 EDT (#)
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Good day, AJ!
Your challenge has been denied, because you so fail at making challenges.
First off, I am not an autist. but you are, an asshole. We can all agree on this.
Second, There is no such thing as chokomut ice cream. Now go back to making love to your girlfriend, which in this case, is one of your socks and hand lotion. OH, FUCKING SNAP! :D (cue The Price Is Right losing theme)
Third, fuck you. Have a nice day. :)
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2007-08-02 14:24:28 EDT (#)
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Auto AJ -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-01 23:44:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-01 18:47:05 EDT (#)
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What's that supposed to mean?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-08-01 17:50:38 EDT (#)
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Some things never change.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-01 16:20:43 EDT (#)
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But whom posted it and why?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-08-01 12:10:47 EDT (#)
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har har.
ah, the good old days, when men were men, and women were men pretending to be women.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-01 10:23:56 EDT (#)
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And yes, my shirt rocks. Wherever you go, always look like you came back from a vacation
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-01 10:16:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-31 19:37:05 CDT (#)
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Electro hasn't posted in months, dillweed.
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He's been replying lately. I thought I'd catch him after his afternoon cartoons and before his 2nd evening meal. I was wrong. =(
And I love the sarcastic tone everyone on Uber is replying with these days that is just so wonderfully detached. It's really original.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-01 10:11:00 EDT (#)
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Electro is a coward!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-01 08:57:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-01 08:32:50 EDT (#)
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Wow, the amount that I don't care about this is astounding...
Thanks, PolyAJ.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-01 08:23:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/6768#33938
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6768#33986
My how ubersite has changed.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-08-01 07:08:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-01 05:00:34 EDT (#)
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Viva la Electro!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-01 04:28:54 EDT (#)
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that wasn't very nice.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2007-08-01 02:33:16 EDT (#)
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Electro hasn't been hit by a car yet? God damn that's some life-altering realization right there. I could've sworn it'd've happened by now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-01 01:00:31 EDT (#)
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i'd love to see electro post. it might actually make the average IQ of users who have a post on the front page go UP.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-08-01 00:55:25 EDT (#)
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Even if his post is better he'll probably still be belittled so what's his motivation?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-01 00:09:39 EDT (#)
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Ubersite is not Ubersite without Electro
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-07-31 23:35:08 EDT (#)
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i thought you were electro?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-31 22:57:19 EDT (#)
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'who's Electro, or more importantly- who the fuck are you?'
2 more and u win 12 cents from some dude whose name I didn't bother reading =)
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-07-31 22:30:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-31 21:27:00 EDT (#)
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Yeah man, Electro has become so severely autistic, he can't even socialize on the intarwebz. Where have you been?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-31 21:18:31 EDT (#)
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If Electro posts I will weep from happiness.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 21:13:44 EDT (#)
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Nostalgic.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-31 21:12:24 EDT (#)
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12 cents it is.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-31 21:09:08 EDT (#)
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Electro Forever!
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-31 21:02:50 EDT (#)
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ah
electro
the golden days of uber.
-apollo
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-31 20:51:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-31 20:37:05 EDT (#)
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Electro hasn't posted in months, dillweed.
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So do us all a favor and imitate Electro.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-31 20:37:05 EDT (#)
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Electro hasn't posted in months, dillweed.
Submitted by ghost_of_uber_past (user info) at 2007-07-31 20:22:44 EDT (#)
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who's Electro, or more importantly- who the fuck are you?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-07-31 19:59:03 EDT (#)
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Old school, +2.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-31 19:58:09 EDT (#)
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I'll give you 2 to 1 that at least four people respond saying, 'who's Electro, or more importantly- who the fuck are you?'
Maximum bet is twelve cents.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-31 19:47:42 EDT (#)
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You better watch out, otherwise he may be unable to socially mingle with you anymore.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-31 19:46:11 EDT (#)
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Leave Electro alone, you obscurely linking bastard!